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Rowan Thistle

@rowanthistle.bsky.social
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Rowan - She/They - Writer Trans nonbinary pansexual sapphic therian catgirl with body dysmorphia, adhd, autism, and anxiety

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Rowan Thistle @rowanthistle.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Me when I take all my friends named Jack to the park and stack them:
"Jack Pyle Park"
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Rowan Thistle @rowanthistle.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Look! It says gullible on the ceiling
"HOLA!" Neon sign hanging from the roof of a taco bell
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Rowan Thistle @rowanthistle.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
what is google okay What is a square hand What is an 'are'
A search that says "are there hands in mahjong" followed by google mistakenly attempting to convert one 'Are' unit into 9687.519 'square hands'
whatever that means
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Rowan Thistle @rowanthistle.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Just saw a wicked plate
Car with a license plate that says "WICKED"
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Rowan Thistle @rowanthistle.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This analysed me so well I'm a little euphoric about it dkgsfjskgsjgiggjgskxg blueskyroast.com/roast/rowant...
Screenshot from website, text is as follows:

What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Art and Creativity
85%
Rowan's artistic endeavors range from fur-covered masterpieces to the occasional deep dive into character lore, proving they can create both cute and chaotic content—often at the same time!
Gaming Adventures
75%
From 'Rain World' escapades to ranting over Disney, Rowan's gaming posts are like a walk through a cat-filled arcade—whimsical yet filled with unexpected existential dread.
Societal Commentary
70%
Rent is crazy, and so is their take on capitalism! Rowan’s rants are like a spotlight on your flaws—intense but necessary for growth!
Writing Style
Rowan's tweets read like a chaotic symphony, each note a playful jab and each pause an invitation to reflect—like a cat that knocks over a vase, looks you straight in the eye, and walks away nonchalantly.
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Rowan Thistle @rowanthistle.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
this is fucking stupid. I cancelled my free trial the same day, after I got what I needed. Adobe decided I'm still subscribed for whatever reason and charged me 40$. If I cancel now, I lose this month of the subscription and my money. It renewed not even 5 hours ago. adobe is a disgusting company.
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Rowan Thistle @rowanthistle.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
is this a rainworld reference
A Microsoft Word text editing prompt where the font is shown to be 'Garamond', which sounds like Rain World character 'Gourmand'
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Rowan Thistle @rowanthistle.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Why don't products say what they are anymore It's all just adjectives I've heard people talk about shampoo and conditioner but it extends to a lot, food as well What am I supposed to say if a friend asks me what I'm eating? 'Protein'??? Car man? Why am I eating him Just tell me what you are pleasee
A picture of a 'protein' bar whose box is covered in adjectives but doesn't explicitly state what it is
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Rowan Thistle @rowanthistle.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Is it really worth it?
Rowan’s black and white cat OC, TuftCookies and Creme flavoured Pop Tarts
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