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Rowan H-W

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Any joke that's good enough for a description section is too good for me

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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 12h
You might be onto something there you know
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 12h
Just spent 15 minutes drinking some almond milk, doing my best to convince myself that I like it, eventually came up with an adjective to describe it all on my own: "nutty". Thanks for your hard work brain
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I don't remember which plant milk I even like but I bought almond milk, an avocado and chia seeds to look cool in front of my vegan friends (they don't even know, I just went shopping on my own) so I'm committed to liking this one. Also peer pressure is good
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Going into a library but going to a totally different place than you were planning because you don't want to keep following the person who you just followed all the way through the entrance hallway
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In tears at Billy Joel's Cold Spring Harbor album. Hmm the onions I'm chopping might also have something to do with it. Still.
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Okay actually watching interstellar early afternoon on a Tuesday is good because it's giving me perspective, and stuff
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mutually agreed upon ragequitting Minecraft is a great bonding experience
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A fell running club is a bit like a being-7-years-old club but mostly just the running around bit. I like to think most of the good fell runners would also laugh at a fart joke too though
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just when I was about to try and get a job in data science they went and made Highly Paid Data People (I.e. AI stuff) as evil as the Banking People or the Trading People. Maybe even more so
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Quite like doing some small bit of admin like replying thank you to someone for a payment early in the morning when I'm about to spend the day not working because they probably think that I actually do work at that time regularly
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Bagpipes jazz is even better than you think
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Got asked if my brain was a bit fried at 3:45pm at my mini internship thing (as somewhat of a hint to go home), do they genuinely just have such low hopes of a student (who would otherwise be doing work at easily 8pm), or am I just completely in the way
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Doing statistics on actual data as opposed to exam questions is weird because I can't tell if I've done it totally wrong or if it actually is a statistical certainty that my null hypothesis false
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just realised i actually like running and its totally justifiable to run when its raining so I just ran to Tesco today listening to iron maiden and it was fun
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mate me too what are you talking about
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
When I message someone something that is supposed to be funny but I also know isn't in fact particularly funny I often say to myself "I'm so f&£%ing funny, I'm so f€¥$ing funny" in a mostly-sarcastic tone and I'm worried I'm actually convincing myself of it which may become problematic
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Awwwww
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Coming up with a method of social self improvement just before uni term ends and I move home away from anyone I'm interested in getting to know better is a bit of a shame. I'll've forgotten in a couple weeks too
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Traveling to the future is neither underrated nor overrated. It is correctly rated
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
dontThinkItWouldBeLikeThatThough
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I was just asking myself "why why why why why" and did a cliche auto-complete in my head of "everybody always asks why, but what about why not" and it was actually quite useful
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Sometimes I half-accidentally walk around with my headphones on but with no sound, and it can be an interesting experience. Makes a change anyway. I feel like I'm on my way to inventing walking without music.
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I hate it when I'm using a compass and then I need to switch to a straight edge but I want to use the pencil that's in the compass so I just use it in the compass and then I move the pencil(with the compass) and stab myself because that's not how compasses are supposed to be used
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"Live fast die young" I say to myself as I add slightly more garam masala to my dal
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Rowan H-W @rowanhw.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
What the hell am I watching?! I love it I'm so glad this appeared on my feed
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