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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 03/10/2026

Tormund always looks super blazed except when he in the throes of the zooms

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 12/09/2026

Train is fine as long as I have packed enough snacks

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 05/09/2026

Tormund did a zoom at the beach and now must recharge

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 01/09/2026

This is Tormund negotiating with Sosig. The cone is a high difficulty level for both of them

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 25/06/2026

I'm less gassy this morning, the professional I consulted is willing to say it's permanent

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 19/06/2026

Pretty good, RNZ, not too on the nose

"National election policy announcement" headline above the "Dumb, racist stuff" headline i

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 27/05/2026

Many years later, some Detectorists art for the wall

A fake book: Common Buttons of North West Essex

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 24/05/2026

How is this the headline for an interview that was "look we've been in sync with Z & Fonterra for ages, document drops happen without a ripple" & "yes our debt goes up up up and we go cut cut cut, it's different when we do it because uhhhh"

rnz headline of Luxon interview talking about lolly scrambles

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 21/04/2026

Outstanding photo, I don't know how they did it but they added this effect if you happen to have a subscription

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 21/04/2026

"You'll have time Gerda, walk slowly and smile."

Downfall meme with staff reassuring each other they'll have time to recharge a fitbit out of battery

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 04/04/2026

What was going on on the 23rd of May 2025 that led to this flurry?

2963 Written questions asked on the 23rd of May 2025

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 02/04/2026

we're putting our top negotiators onto it

Luxon holding up a paper saying "PLZ! will trade cheebs for oil"

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 02/04/2026

This is how Winston chose to argue for *more* of his idea of the English language: pointoforder.nz/haikus/and-t...

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 29/03/2026

minor, but, this ain't the colour for that message

Inorganic pickup booking with the success message in red

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 19/03/2026

Me, uphill here, after the Butlerians throw off the first assault:

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 19/03/2026

Working on representing Spokesperson/Ministerial roles over all time

A screenshot of a rough portfolio visualisation showing the ACC portfolio being handed from Judith Collins to Paul Goldsmith in Oct 2014

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 18/03/2026

I've made a terrible mistake...

An accidental haiku that has been detected as being related to spring because it contains the word "lamb":
Beef + Lamb New Zealand says, "This returns us to a level playing field."

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 18/03/2026

Humming "no bypass some birds" to myself

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 17/03/2026

We have been asking for nothing else! thespinoff.co.nz/politics/18-...

In the long run, the best way to protect New Zealand from oil supply shocks is to reduce New Zealand’s reliance on foreign oil by electrifying the economy – a sort of green economic nationalism.

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 16/03/2026

Some slight tuning needed apparently

Why—[Interruption]
I thought I was talking to
the Prime Minister
— Chlöe Swarbrick Hansard

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 16/03/2026

Back on my bullshit hansard.parliament.nz/hansard-tran...

An accidental haiku from NZ Hansard:
Members, the time has
come for me to leave the Chair
for the dinner break
— Chairperson (Teanau Tuiono) Hansard

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 11/03/2026

best I can do is this but we're having discussions if we should whisper the word "rail" over the bow or stern, or in an adjacent room, we don't want to over invest

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 10/02/2026

Ted does! They got Sosig a few months back. Very much enjoyed taking care of Alfie, he and Sosig raise the average dog energy level in the house

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 09/02/2026

Every policy announcement from the coalition feels like the "no, no, that's what you paid for it" scene from Shallow Grave.

Shallow Grave movie with an altered quote, the original being:
David Stephens: You paid 500 pounds for this?
Juliet Miller: That's what it cost, David.
David Stephens: No, no, that's what you paid for it. 500 pounds is what you paid for it. We don't know how much it cost us yet. For you two to have a good time, we don't know the cost of that yet.

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 25/01/2026

The signet is trying its best to copy mother

Swan showing signet how to dive for food

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 08/01/2026

vancouverparkguide.ca but for Auckland beaches, question mark? frex

Eburne Park review saying they only stopped because they were rear-ended right beside it

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 09/12/2025

You will be visited by three spirits.

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 04/12/2025

Sosig engaging Loaf Mode after a bit of waily waily that Teddy went to work without them

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 02/12/2025

Remastering of the security footage from the mould school shows David Seymour on the right, thinking he's successfully hiding out of shot

The Mad Men oyster puke scene with crew on the right revealed by an aspect ratio change

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 23/11/2025

Our mission was to tire out the pug so he would be cool when taken to a work party. Progress:

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 05/11/2025

"Four. You can shred four $100 bills at once—"

Middle out compression jerking off four people at once scene

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 04/10/2025

This photo only partially captures the contempt this pug has for the very idea of going onto the wet grass

Pug looking horrified that I suggested going onto grass

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 03/10/2025

BMO has gradually accepted that Bitey Face is still a good game

Two dogs taking a short break from Bitey Face

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 24/09/2025

Busy afternoon, bracketed by other high energy go-getters

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 22/08/2025

AT is responsible for BMO looking like a serial killer thinking about his life choices.

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel with a tiny muzzle & an existential crisis

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 22/08/2025

The “I have a solution: wolves” bookmarklet _delivers_ robmanuelfuckyeah.substack.com/p/ive-got-a-... (I edited the tag list in mine to only target h1-h6)

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 06/04/2025

I think we can conclude no gen x were involved in the approval of this product shot, or else they were snickering the whole time

A toasted sandwich being teased apart by opposing hands, about to reveal its contents

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Rowan Crawford @rowan.roundbird.nz · 26/03/2025

Dammit D'ancey Lagarde, I was trying to drink this wine

"She doesn't know what an erection is but she'll soon find out (by reading about it in a book)"

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