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The Patron Saint of Heelys

@roverbot.bsky.social
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By Primus you people are dogs. I will join in as usual Butch | it/they | adult

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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Don’t worry, I’m still alive. Job applications and a movie about a talking rock grabbed me by the throat and threw me into the back of an unmarked car for a few months. #projecthailmary #transformers
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Tumblr liked this one so y’all get it too. #oxenfree #ironlung
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
LETS GOOOOOO
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
@anxietyfox.com Making coffee. Rami is helping.
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
You can’t be saying that, Scotch tape. They’ll put you in their DNI’s
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
My son who has every disease
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Still shocked more people from the #Trigun fandom aren’t into Transformers due to #Dratchet. Drift/Deadlock is like the robot love-child of Vash and Wolfwood if he only had all their worst traits combined, and Ratchet is basically just Roberto if he gave 5% more of a fuck
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
A
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Why am I just now discovering that 1.) this whole album was the soundtrack to my tween years via the radio and 2.) it goes unnecessary hard even now????????
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
corcles .
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Yep. Welcome to the self-governing herding dog with chronic rbf club ✨
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
ACADEMIC DOG
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
@kaludiasays.bsky.social cannot think of a better way to celebrate May 4th than listening to From A Certain Point Of View
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
…sir I *really* don’t know if you want to follow the sapphic robotfucker account that posts once every two months but it is not my place to tell you where to find your joy, so.
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
New season of Dungeon Meshi looks hype
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Y’ALL
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
SUCCESS???
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Pfp VS me As accurate as I could get
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
@jroberts332.bsky.social Because I need James Robert’s to know that this image exists.
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
She’s so cute I had to try and draw her I hope you don’t mind
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Last update before I leave for London - be back in a week!
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
@tofupixel.bsky.social we’re still a ways away from being finished but I’m actually starting to see this come together!
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
@pineappledandy.bsky.social happy Valentine’s Day! It’s not much I know, but here’s your #noblesparkvalentines gift from me! I loved the idea of them just having a cuddle (Zeta got them that quilt), so I took inspiration from @copepods on Tumblr to make this. I hope you have a lovely day!
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
AFTER FINISHING YELLOWFACE AND THINKING ABOUT THIS A LITTLE MORE I HAVE REALIZED THAT LETTY WOULD HAVE BEEN THE MAIN CHARACTER OF BABEL HAD JUNE HAYWORTH WRITTEN IT. NOT JUST THAT, SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN THE HERO. I think I need to lie down-
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Progress!
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
BABYGIRL SPOTTED
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I overestimated how many people would know what this was referencing so now it sits at the top of my blog taunting me as my poor attempt at shitposting
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I am unreasonably happy about these
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I am KILLING IT today
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
My god Babel makes so much more sense now. Jesus Christ…
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Huh. Well, okay.
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
ARIZONA STATE!! ON BEHALF OF ALL DISAPPOINTED SOONERS OF THE WORLD, BEAT SOME LONGHORN ASS IN THESE FINAL FIVE MINUTES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Say more right now
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Oh dear…
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Ratchet @ Bumblebee #maccadam
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
So y’all know how I said one 50x50 tile a week..? Yeah, that did not happen. Still chopping away at this but it’ll take a LOT longer than I initially thought
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
MY SON!!! HE IS HOME
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Stolen from KP who stole it from Mia let’s see what happens
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Love annoying my brother with my shenanigans
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Blank version:
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
It’s time for the yearly “Where’d You Get Your Gender” chart update (will post a blank version for those that want it)
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
No come back I need to know what that meant
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
VENUS. VENUS PLEASE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS WHAT DID I JUST READ.
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Ignoring the subject material 21 notes is huge for me I’m finally making Tumblr progress. #maccadam
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
You know what I wanna try this too 1 like = 1 Beroya fact
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The Patron Saint of Heelys @roverbot.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Sir how dare you look so tiny and polite
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