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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱

@rovaz.bsky.social
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Knows a bit about bytes. Centralist bij Team Hoefijzerpreventie. Posts are personal and might contain iRoNy. 😱 Nothing is endorsed, except Dugga Doo!

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Kristian Kiehling @kristiankiehling.bsky.social · 7h
Last night, Starlink was reportedly restricted in Ukraine due to a political decision made in Washington. Europeans should be aware that it is dangerous to depend on a partly hostile government for your security, as they could blackmail you at any time. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
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Ukrainian soldiers in combat have access to Starlink satellite internet restricted
Outage of system managed by Elon Musk’s SpaceX comes as Russia launches ballistic missiles at Ukraine without any advance warning from US
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 7h
🎵 NUTRI-SCORE A B C D [E] 🎵
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 7h
@submarinevorbei.bsky.social
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 7h
oh no
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Playing the World's Smallest Violin
ALT: Playing the World's Smallest Violin
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 7h
isn't that the reform uk tagline
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 8h
Reform & Restore could get 26% if they merged into Resell Racism. Come to think of it, probably more
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 8h
De Senaat sloopt hier even een belangrijk bestuursrechtelijk principe (en prikkel) en PRO is het er ei-gen-lijk niet mee eens maar ja het was mooi weer en ze kregen er iets voor terug
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 8h
Police: "Please don't share images of that tiger attack." DJT: shares images of tiger attack Family: "Please don't publicly name the victim." BBC: publicly names victim The fucking President of the U.S. and the UK's sodding national public broadcaster. We live in such unempathetic, indecent times.
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 11h
omg that makes this family look quite composed
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Hamsters Playing in Wheel
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 17h
writers aren't exactly being subtle www.inquirer.com/news/philade...
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The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November
Okaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather.
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 17h
I'm not weird. Everyone else is. This has been clear from the outset
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 17h
something unclear might have happened, but AI DEFFO SOLVED IT
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 17h
noobs, this is how you do it
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Hamsters Playing in Wheel
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 17h
awwww
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Hamsters Playing in Wheel
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 17h
oh they "used their models", so clearly not warnvertising this time 🧐
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 17h
(CONT'D): IT WAS HIDING NEXT TO A PLANT 🪴
silly Apple bin box, next to a pretty nice potted plant
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 18h
and prosecuted
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 18h
I don't think a lack of knowledge is their problem
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 18h
reminds me of some other country in the past, can't think of the name
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 18h
jfc. also: what if they just *meant* it?
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 18h
all things are now Things of Internet
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 18h
🤖 twijfelt tussen de vliegende eekhoorn en de 'sugar glider', die een buideldier is ('suikereekhoorn'?). die laatste heeft vaak een duidelijke streep op z'n voorhoofd (zie ik hier niet zo) maar houdt ook ontiegelijk van hard rennen in zo'n molentje. en helaas zijn ze allebei sinds 2024 verboden in 🇳🇱
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 18h
haha ik vroeg het me ook af! iemand in de originele draad noemde ze vliegende eekhoorns
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 18h
can ai bros pls stop warnvertising and just fix their fn shit thx
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 18h
sounds like a weirdo, a decent teacher would have embraced it
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 20h
So many ties between the Trump regime and sex traffickers that they had to name an ambassador
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 18h
all of them
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 22h
I don't even want internet-connected internet at this point
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 18h
a clear indictment of western late-capitalist career culture
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 18h
if you're a fan of headaches, rest assured: they will return!
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 23h
Luckily this nonsense will not be shipping to the Old Continent
A man stands in a kitchen in front of an Apple HomePod, which explains to him that French toast is not originally from France 😭
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
AI bubble collapse just before midterms would be nice
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
AI should probably cure Palantir first
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This. We need this.
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We zullen zien. In hun wereldje hangt alles met alles samen.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 11/10/2026
Andy Burnham says it is clear Russia interfered in Brexit vote
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Andy Burnham says it is clear Russia interfered in Brexit vote
PM says he asked question upon entering No 10 but does not reveal who gave him ‘clear answer’ that Russia meddled Andy Burnham has said it is clear Russia interfered in the Brexit referendum, after seeking answers on the Kremlin’s involvement in the 2016 vote when he entered Downing Street. Burnham said he had asked whether Moscow had attempted to influence the referendum and received a confirmation that it had. Continue reading...
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Meta (a company) in 2026 vs. Community (a comedy) in 2015 😭
A person trapped in a horrible VR contraption that is actually for saleA person trapped in a horrible VR contraption that was made as a joke
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did you mean: "Black". RFK would be doing this in/to the U.S. if he could
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the EU should probably sanction Denmark for this
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Paul, we both have 🇬🇱 in our display names. What do you make of the fact that a *Danish* "ethical" committee is somehow involved here, just weeks after they struck a secret deal with the U.S.?
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Denmark?! Did you mean "secret U.S. deal regarding Greenland" Denmark?
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So a Danish (?!) "ethical" committee has approved U.S.-supported Russian roulette with African childrens' lives, just weeks after a secretive deal was struck between the U.S. and Denmark regarding Greenland. I'm not much of a conspiracy thinker, but this seems disgustingly corrupt besides being evil
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🍿🔥
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
1984 Luftballons
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
zeg je hoeft niet meteen te gaan lopen schelden
zijdezacht gestoomd ei
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Opgeruimd staat netjes. 🚮
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(Ronald Mussert was verhinderd)
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Morgen wordt de vis erin verpakt maar vandaag is het gewoon, eh, vandaag
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Roeland van Zeijst 🇬🇱 @rovaz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Putting the B in NSC
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Chris is erbij @chrisiserbij.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Grote vraag: is dit niet gewoon het einde? Ondertussen creativiteit van een lid.
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