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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 5h

Finally got my prescription today. Turns out the pharmacy will hand over any drugs if you show up with a gas can and a lighter! #LIFEHACK

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

White people taco night is like a whale-fall for little crusty dogs.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Elden Ring being labeled “Steam Deck verified” is the biggest crock of horseshit I’ve ever been served.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I put a pair of replacement headphones on my Throne because mine finally gave out after 4.5 years o7

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

In their defense, it’s really easy to confuse “OPT-IN” for “OPT-OUT” while mommy is digging crayons out of your ears.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Just shove the Hell-Scrubber up my ass at this point man

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Trust no one. Not even your enemi- ...Wait, no. I should have seen this coming.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

A hawk in the hand is worth tuah in the bush.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Sometimes my genius is... It's almost frightening.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

If I play for even a minute more, I will be cursed for the rest of my life.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Sad to report that in this, the year of our lord, 2026, Lephantis is still really buggy :(

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

How it feels turning off my computer to lay in bed and play the exact same game.

Old man sitting in a lush garden enjoying a bottle of beer.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The more I’ve been using the Amir skin on volt, the more I’ve discovered how remarkably similar our brain-rot is. What absolutely settled it was when he quoted a looney toons bit that I happen to have been referencing a lot recently.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Final Fantasy XIII has a save point every 3 minutes because that’s the maximum duration anyone can play before quitting out to goon to Lightning.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Spent all afternoon planting in my garden. Now all I’m missing is a senior citizen saying “you’re gonna sleep good tonight!”

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Listened to The Downward Spiral - NIN. Some of these lyrics BLEED edgelord Reddit atheism, and Hurt made me panic thinking my headphones were broken again 😵‍💫, but overall it’s pretty fucking good.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

French furry artists making a “closed species” to honor their grandparents legacy of making a “closed bloodline”

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Modern PIXAR is the same as modern Simpsons. Elaboration not required.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

It’s nice to know that when this fascist empire crumbles away beneath our feet, there will be a soft cushion of inflatable frog costumes and dildos to land on at the bottom.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Hot bitches will put “Suggestive🔞” in their bio, but won’t take the suggestion to shake some ass.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Dating apps suck. I’m finding a wife on 3DS Streetpass.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

💃 Philly Cheese is not a hotdog. It’s just a sandwich that happens to come in a bun, but it still is not a sub. 🕺

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

My money goes pretty far in this economy. It travels even further when my wife borrows the car.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I did not WATCH Majora’s Mask randomizers. I sat my white ass down and LISTENED.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Iron Man 1 was full of Burger King product placement. Real Steel was stocked with Dr.Pepper. I think there was a propaganda campaign trying to make everyone really cool.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

If we were a real country, you’d be able to order a Baja Blast flavored Celsius with your 𝑫𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒐𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒐𝒔 𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒐𝒔.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

British people with big cocks at Burger King: "I'm so hung, I could eat a horse."

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

The Legend of Zelda was inspired by Miyamoto’s childhood of playing Bungie classic - Marathon Infinity.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

What kind of things would they do with each other…

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

We hold these Dr. Pepper truths to be Dr. Pepper evident.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

The less popular aspects of #Warframe and how I think they could be improved:

Railjack: Chain missions (like sortie).
Animal tags: Bounties focused around protecting animals (like undermind lab).
Mining exclusive resources: Fix the nodes lol, and excavation style missions for things other than cryotic.
The Arena: Add any rewards at all, or a way to spend the earned points.
Archwing: More purpose inside of Railjack missions (the way a Railjack mission can transition to a normal defense/survival should also be used for existing Archwing mission types).

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

I was already cringe enough being a milk drinker fuck you Gubbermint

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Recommend me literally any game to speedrun! I want to do more speedruns this year, but I have no idea what to play! #speedrun

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I'm still making stuff on another website btw 👀

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

They call me Soft Shell, like the taco, or perhaps, the turtle.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Yo momma so short she got stomped by a goomba. Yo momma so fat she collapsed bowsers arena without touching the axe. Yo momma so stupid she asked which aisle she could buy delfino.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

“Wow! I couldn’t have done better if I tried!” <— Looking at something I tried very hard on.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Is it a red flag to stream 10 hours of Warframe in a single day? Don’t care. Will continue to do it.

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RottingCoffee 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @rottingcoffee.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Moving to the cunty, gonna eat a lot of penis

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