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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Glad Rotherham Zoo decided not to sponsor Manchester City.

Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Are the dolphins that are used by the US military called 'marines'? Anyway, we don't have any of the bastards at our zoo. Cannot trust them if they're willing to spy, bite, vaporise etc on behalf of Trump.

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Finally, we might have a prime minister that will let me drink and drive again! YOLO

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Very often, I feel great sadness that Princess Diana (England's Rose) will never get to visit Rotherham Zoo. She would've loved to talk to the hyenas. I hope there is a zoo in the sky that is just as excellent. Peace and love x

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I own a zoo, but wtf is this? Go back to Mars you hideous thing!

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Having been to Piddington numerous times, please let them leave the UK. It's a win win for everyone.

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Who is this Macklemore. Is he ripping off Mackrelmore (who is performing live at Rotherham Zoo this month, subject to an investigation into certain comments)?

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Fed up with Yorkshire Water. Rotherham Zoo is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Damflask Reservoir to Rotherham Zoo Reservoir. Thank you for your attention on this matter! CEO OF ROTHERHAM ZOO

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I hope these animals come in at a healthy weight so they're not fat shamed. It happened to Mengistu the Ibex at R.Zoo 3 years ago and really knocked his confidence. Thankfully we put him on the Jane Plan and it has improved his wellbeing.

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Happy International Werewolf Day! Pretty crap timing for it though...not even a full moon today.

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Stop the Small Turtles. Send them back

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Cheers eclipse. You've unsettled our dik-diks

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Argentina endorsing Infantino is like the people of Thetford supporting Reform

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I think of the shittest piece of work I've ever done and it's still better than Ricky Gervais's best work.

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Barry's Pizza Truck at the zoo this week. Exciting

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Disgusted anyone would cheat their way to the top. Especially given how difficult it was for me to achieve a zoology degree from the University of Mogadishu

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

What former neo-Nazi Joshua Bonehill-Paine did was "appalling and abhorrent", and I wouldn't want him in a public facing role at Rotherham Zoo, but it's ok for him to feed the hippos and lions by hand because it would be "entertaining".

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Once had a massive hemorrhoid. RIP Anne Widdecombe

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I'm worried about this warm weather. Another potential hose pipe ban!!?? Will have to clean my Maserati with the elephant trunk. FFS

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Greens. They want affordable housing, but don't want any new housing. Really clear stuff

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Brazil National Anthem is just a rip off of the Keeping Up Appearances theme. If you don't like this opinion, then you're woke.

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Seen enough World Cup games now. I have animals to loan to make these games more interesting. 64 minutes in and still 0-0...release the bulls etc.

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Hard hitting journalism. Pretty sure it's the woke brigade to blame!!!

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

As much as I love the zoo, it's nice to go on holiday and refresh. It allows me to think big and ask important questions. For example, is salt infinite? Also, do seagulls appreciate good architecture?

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Gonna miss Starmer. He gave hope to people with no charisma, like myself, that you can still go far in life. 😔

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

The year is 2462. Channel 4 is still showing Frasier in the morning.

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Is it a tiny person or a massive flag? Either way, it will look good on the lamp posts.

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Are we no better than the beasts in the zoo?

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Move over Paul the Octopus. We have Gareth the Boar. With an accuracy of ~33%*, Gareth is more reliable than AI and Cillet Bang combined. Next week he will be unveiled!

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Does anyone actually like Wes Streeting apart from Wes Streeting?

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Fact of the day. You can identify gulls by their jizz

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Ahhh. Britain. You really do have a lot of stupid cunts. This is why at Rotherham Zoo we have recognised that the customer is not always correct.

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Saw Ed Miliband and Aston Villa won a European semi final yesterday. Life won't get much better

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

1) Why? 2) Why B&Q? 3) Why me? 4) Where do I store the 26 of these I've just purchased?

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Just completed my ark in time for the 1am deadline. Phew. Some animals will, unfortunately, be left behind (apologies to them, but they should've behaved).

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Rotherham Zoo @rotherhamzoo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026