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Lisa Rosman

@rosmantic.bsky.social
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I'm a recovering Masshole, a muppet critic, a practical intuitive, a pansexual who's no Peter Pan. I believe in the Force, the social contract, you. Readings/Ruby Report: pocketsuite.io/link/ruby-intuition

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 09/10/2026
ICE can’t be reformed. It must be eliminated. #AbolishICE *
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Venus retrograde begins today, and it brings with it more than the standard relationship, financial, and aesthetic snafus (which are already a lot). This one is revealing the rot at our societal root, and stirring women to action, Jackson.
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Venus Dives Into the Wreck
Venus retrograde begins today, spotlighting righteous female anger and the rot at our collective root. The lady is ready to rumble.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When your ex, who was horrified when you got your period and was horrified that you were aging like an adult woman and had at least two bona-fide incels in his extended social circle, went to Cornell and you are very tempted to break your vow to never look at his social media because….
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the first year that 9/25 is being celebrated as “9 to 5 Day,” a tribute to Dolly Parton that’s official in Nashville, NYC, California, Ohio, and a host of other states and cities. This intuitive is jazzed, and not just because I adored Dolly. Astrologically, it’s time to get to work.
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Happy 9 to 5 Day
With tomorrow’s full moon in Aries, what better time to get to work?
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s no coincidence that fall equinox (9/22) typically occurs during the Days of Awe—that autumnal runway between Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, and Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement. It is a good time to atone and appreciate, honor what you have harvested, and ritualize a holy harmony.
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That Fleeting Balance
Autumn equinox, in all its bittersweet glory
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I really, really go there in this essay: Freud, liberalism, Zionism, my own grandmother. Everybody’s read to filth. Thank gd no one reads this substack.
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The Bittersweet Blood of Another Jewish Year
Dispatches from an early-morning Rosh Hashanah river walk.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t go to synagogue or recite traditional Jewish prayers. But I love the Days of Awe and worship in my own way down at Brooklyn’s Marsha P. Johnson riverfront park. In today's Flaneuzy essay, I take you with me, and lay bare all I think about along the way (including, okay, zionism.)
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The Bittersweet Blood of Another Jewish Year
Dispatches from an early-morning Rosh Hashanah river walk.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I kind of go there in today’s podcast, and by this I mean I get very, very real about an aspect of being a professional psychic that makes me a little queasy.
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The Watched Pot Boils Over
With the new moon, sun, and Mercury in schoolmarm Virgo, tough love is kind of inevitable.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tonight’s new moon is the last of the summer, and it invites us to work with melancholy and discomfort of indeterminacy. All those things our instant-gratification country resists that are necessary if we’re to live full, useful lives.
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Dancing Beneath the Unlit Sky
On the hallway between summer and fall, and the sermon prompted by a Virgo new moon.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yes, working as a pagan with practical magic is my culture—even before I am a Jew, a New Yorker, a movie critic, and a flaneuzy.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I come from Salem. I’ve been a professional intuitive for 25 years. I do moon rituals and embrace the river as my favorite goddess. And I really, really hate terms like “woo” and “witchy.” To me, they smack of condescension and cultural tourism.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
His grim Calvinism has congealed into something far more sinister.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I really want a filter that eliminates all GIRLS ONLY missives. I left my girlhood behind in 1989 and am not interested in anyone who self-identifies as girl or, worse, girly after age 18
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Paul Schrader has been doing "AI isn't going away so get used to it" on his Facebook feed for sometime now--but this is so, so, so much worse. I don't think we'll ever see this movie. I hope we don't. theplaylist.net/paul-schrade...
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Paul Schrader Says He Turned To AI Because “No Black Actors Wanted To Play In A Movie Where There Are No Good Black People”
Paul Schrader explains why he turned to AI actors for ‘Three Guns At Dawn’ after Black actors rejected the original roles.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE EVE BABITZ AS AN EXTRA IN THE SENATE HEARING? SHE LOOKS IMPOSSIBLY BEE STUNG AND GORGEOUS AND BORED.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
did Michael have something to do with Hyman’s downfall or does this simply happen somehow off screen in the time that elapses between the Cuban rebellion and the death of the Corleone matriarch?
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Does the presence of Vincenzo, Frankie Five Angel’s brother, cause Frankie to recant his Senate hearing testimony only bc he fears looking like a rat in front of his brother? Or is there more nuance here?
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How dumb IS Fredo? Why would he not cover his tracks about knowing Hyman’s man Johnny? This is rhetorical, but still. Fredo has zero game, it’s shocking he’s a Corleone.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
3. Did Michael set up the senator at the Nevada brothel so that he would be indebted to him after he was initially so disrespectful, or did the Senator kill the sex worker of his own volition? (I’d believed either.)
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
2. 2. Who’s the mole at Michael’s Tahoe estate who kills the gunmen? It would make sense for it to be Fredo’s, except that kid is too ineffectual to take two people out. And if it weren’t Fredo, then who actually did the killing? Why don’t they track this person down?
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
1. when Frankie “Five Angels” Pentangeli goes to make nice with the Rosato Brothers and someone says “Michael Corleone says hello,” this is actually the Rosato Brothers carrying out the hit attempt at Hyman Roth’s behest, yes?
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just got back from seeing Godfather II on the big screen (Film Forum!) for the first time in nearly a decade. Even more ravishing than I remembered. A few questions/points below in this thread. any answers will be rewarded with magical carrier pigeons bearing pomodoro and meatballs.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The reason you hear more about perimenopause than actual menopause is because Gen X women only complain about the heaviest shit. As in: You think peri is bad? Just wait until you hit actual menopause, millennials.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A period of feminist-separatism may be necessary if we’re to throw over patriarchy. This is not TERF shit, I’m just done with the white cis straight males. It’s impossible to get perspective when worrying about their erections, the human organ equivalent of white fragility.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I made up a new word: kerfuckery, a portmanteau of kerfuffle and fuckery. Necessity breeds invention.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ruby Report, with plenty of tears, tea, rituals.
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Laughter Through Tears Was Her Favorite Emotion
Tonight’s lunar eclipse completes a two-year cycle that has platformed joyful service and concretized compassion. Dolly Parton knew all about this practical magic.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I went long on today’s Ruby Report because today’s lunar eclipse completes a two-year cycle whose lessons of joyful service have been powerfully platformed by the death of Dolly Parton. Rituals, tools, tears. So much to say.
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What Would Dolly Do?
On the paradigm-shifting joy of service, as platformed by today’s lunar eclipse.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Everything you need to know about how this spoiled, sociopathic gangster runs our country can be found in the Sopranos episode “Bust Out,” in which Tony and his crew take over a sporting goods store, then exploit it for their financial gain to the point of insolvency, and it’s destroyed forever.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a beacon of light whose passage today reminds us all of the kind of love and care we can and should beam into this broken world.
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We’ll Smile Your Smile Forever, Dolly P.
Dolly Rebecca Parton Dean, 1946-2026
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Dawn Summers real or fake @dawnsummers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you can find common ground with Jared kusher, but not zohran mamdani, you shouldn't be in democratic leadership
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
As someone who grew up in a Jewish town, I'm so sick of the ways Jews gatekeep what it means to be a Jew. i was ostracized for having a gentile mother and for being lower-income; now I'm a bad Jew if I don't sign on for zionism. Way to internalize the antisemitists' definition of us.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Trump won in 2024 for three reasons. 1. Racism racism racism. 2. The Democratic Party continued to serve up Diet Coke to the GOP’s Coke despite the stakes at hand. 3. Did I mention racism?
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We are an alarmingly bloodthirsty nation
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Read Didion’s journals about her therapy and alcoholic daughter Quintana Roo. This woman loved nothing more than a male authority figure in a uniform, though not with any sexual glee.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Honestly, it pains me to see so many women embrace Didion. An excellent stylist in her earlier work, yes, but a staunch anti-feminist who made repression seem—ugh, the word of the moment—chic to a generation of women afraid of their own liberation but equally afraid of seeming fuddyduddy.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s about time we acknowledged that buttoned-up Lili Anolik is to Eve Babitz the equivalent of Carrie’s annoyingly prudish and energy-vampiric mentee in the SATC episode “Twentysomething Girls V Thirtysomething Women.”
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So I’m reading Too LA, the collection of Eve Babitz’s letters edited by—who else?—Lili Anolik, who announces in a footnote that she’s omitted Eve’s sex letters as if we all agree that would be JUST TOO MUCH. Hi, Eve pretty much spearheaded the sexual not to mention groupie-adventuress revolution.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A friend pointed out tonight that many more people are reporting nausea, dizziness, and headaches that are not viral in origin. (I was sick all day.) It’s the vagus nerve, she said, and she’s right. Nobody feels safe anymore.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have to say, as a Gen Xer, it wasn’t funny to watch millennials become parents (well, a little funny) but it is really really funny to watch them reflect seriously on the pop culture in vogue in their youth. Welcome to the “you have become retro” party, kids. It happens to everyone.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Today’s solar eclipse closes the gap between the roles we play and who we really are. It may be grueling, but it’s the only way to manifest those wishes made during the Lion’s Gate portal closing today.
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We All Shine On
With a slap and a tickle, today's solar eclipse reveals our true selves.
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
All about the cosmic rays of tomorrow’s full moon in Aquarius, that Jupiter cazimi, and the Lion’s Gate portal. This magic is so powerful your only issue is being careful what you wish for.
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The Utopia Architect
Full moon in Aquarius? A Jupiter cazimi in Leo? There's real magic to be found over the next few weeks, even for those who don’t believe in magic.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Mamdani’s speech/stance against Netanyahu only confirms my growing feeling that NYC is a country unto itself—the last bastion of the values the US purports to embrace.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
John Leguizamo delivers one of The Odyssey’s best performances but in this film tell me he isn’t a dead ringer for Jor-El-era Marlon Brando
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Overall I liked The Invite—enough to see it twice, actually. But it’s like Olivia Wilde’s insecure, wildly yearning character did the me-thinks-she-doth-protest-too-much score. Beautiful but ultimately intrusive.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
100 percent. Also: nonillion
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Question: What are the most NYT Spelling Bee-coded words to you? For me, it’s a toss-up between tilth and tomtit.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Jupiter is surging in all my intuitive readings this month, keen to grant wishes. It’s gorgeous energy so long as your intentions are pure. As we move into an eclipse season on the Aquarius-Leo axis, ensure your motives are about more than your personal gain or things could backfire mightily.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I feel like it would perform late-70s station wagon psychedelia. Which I would love.
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Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just finished the day’s last intuitive reading & am making a truly baroque sandwich. I swear the more powerful the downloads, the better the sando. This one boasts turkey, havarti, red pepper paste, green tahini sauce, pickled cabbage, & chopped lettuce, pickles, and tomato on toasted garlic naan.
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