Reposted by Lisa RosmanAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 09/10/2026ICE can’t be reformed. It must be eliminated. #AbolishICE * 17676841693
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Venus retrograde begins today, and it brings with it more than the standard relationship, financial, and aesthetic snafus (which are already a lot). This one is revealing the rot at our societal root, and stirring women to action, Jackson.therubyreport.substack.comVenus Dives Into the WreckVenus retrograde begins today, spotlighting righteous female anger and the rot at our collective root. The lady is ready to rumble. 010
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When your ex, who was horrified when you got your period and was horrified that you were aging like an adult woman and had at least two bona-fide incels in his extended social circle, went to Cornell and you are very tempted to break your vow to never look at his social media because…. 011
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the first year that 9/25 is being celebrated as “9 to 5 Day,” a tribute to Dolly Parton that’s official in Nashville, NYC, California, Ohio, and a host of other states and cities. This intuitive is jazzed, and not just because I adored Dolly. Astrologically, it’s time to get to work.therubyreport.substack.comHappy 9 to 5 DayWith tomorrow’s full moon in Aries, what better time to get to work? 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s no coincidence that fall equinox (9/22) typically occurs during the Days of Awe—that autumnal runway between Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, and Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement. It is a good time to atone and appreciate, honor what you have harvested, and ritualize a holy harmony.therubyreport.substack.comThat Fleeting BalanceAutumn equinox, in all its bittersweet glory 020
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I really, really go there in this essay: Freud, liberalism, Zionism, my own grandmother. Everybody’s read to filth. Thank gd no one reads this substack.theflaneuzy.substack.comThe Bittersweet Blood of Another Jewish YearDispatches from an early-morning Rosh Hashanah river walk. 010
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don’t go to synagogue or recite traditional Jewish prayers. But I love the Days of Awe and worship in my own way down at Brooklyn’s Marsha P. Johnson riverfront park. In today's Flaneuzy essay, I take you with me, and lay bare all I think about along the way (including, okay, zionism.)theflaneuzy.substack.comThe Bittersweet Blood of Another Jewish YearDispatches from an early-morning Rosh Hashanah river walk. 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I kind of go there in today’s podcast, and by this I mean I get very, very real about an aspect of being a professional psychic that makes me a little queasy.therubyreport.substack.comThe Watched Pot Boils OverWith the new moon, sun, and Mercury in schoolmarm Virgo, tough love is kind of inevitable. 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Tonight’s new moon is the last of the summer, and it invites us to work with melancholy and discomfort of indeterminacy. All those things our instant-gratification country resists that are necessary if we’re to live full, useful lives.therubyreport.substack.comDancing Beneath the Unlit SkyOn the hallway between summer and fall, and the sermon prompted by a Virgo new moon. 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Yes, working as a pagan with practical magic is my culture—even before I am a Jew, a New Yorker, a movie critic, and a flaneuzy. 010
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I come from Salem. I’ve been a professional intuitive for 25 years. I do moon rituals and embrace the river as my favorite goddess. And I really, really hate terms like “woo” and “witchy.” To me, they smack of condescension and cultural tourism. 100
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026His grim Calvinism has congealed into something far more sinister. 020
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I really want a filter that eliminates all GIRLS ONLY missives. I left my girlhood behind in 1989 and am not interested in anyone who self-identifies as girl or, worse, girly after age 18 000
Reposted by Lisa RosmanMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Paul Schrader has been doing "AI isn't going away so get used to it" on his Facebook feed for sometime now--but this is so, so, so much worse. I don't think we'll ever see this movie. I hope we don't. theplaylist.net/paul-schrade...theplaylist.netPaul Schrader Says He Turned To AI Because “No Black Actors Wanted To Play In A Movie Where There Are No Good Black People”Paul Schrader explains why he turned to AI actors for ‘Three Guns At Dawn’ after Black actors rejected the original roles. 4431748
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE EVE BABITZ AS AN EXTRA IN THE SENATE HEARING? SHE LOOKS IMPOSSIBLY BEE STUNG AND GORGEOUS AND BORED. 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026did Michael have something to do with Hyman’s downfall or does this simply happen somehow off screen in the time that elapses between the Cuban rebellion and the death of the Corleone matriarch? 100
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026 Does the presence of Vincenzo, Frankie Five Angel’s brother, cause Frankie to recant his Senate hearing testimony only bc he fears looking like a rat in front of his brother? Or is there more nuance here? 100
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026How dumb IS Fredo? Why would he not cover his tracks about knowing Hyman’s man Johnny? This is rhetorical, but still. Fredo has zero game, it’s shocking he’s a Corleone. 100
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026 3. Did Michael set up the senator at the Nevada brothel so that he would be indebted to him after he was initially so disrespectful, or did the Senator kill the sex worker of his own volition? (I’d believed either.) 100
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/20262. 2. Who’s the mole at Michael’s Tahoe estate who kills the gunmen? It would make sense for it to be Fredo’s, except that kid is too ineffectual to take two people out. And if it weren’t Fredo, then who actually did the killing? Why don’t they track this person down? 100
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/20261. when Frankie “Five Angels” Pentangeli goes to make nice with the Rosato Brothers and someone says “Michael Corleone says hello,” this is actually the Rosato Brothers carrying out the hit attempt at Hyman Roth’s behest, yes? 100
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Just got back from seeing Godfather II on the big screen (Film Forum!) for the first time in nearly a decade. Even more ravishing than I remembered. A few questions/points below in this thread. any answers will be rewarded with magical carrier pigeons bearing pomodoro and meatballs. 110
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The reason you hear more about perimenopause than actual menopause is because Gen X women only complain about the heaviest shit. As in: You think peri is bad? Just wait until you hit actual menopause, millennials. 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026A period of feminist-separatism may be necessary if we’re to throw over patriarchy. This is not TERF shit, I’m just done with the white cis straight males. It’s impossible to get perspective when worrying about their erections, the human organ equivalent of white fragility. 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I made up a new word: kerfuckery, a portmanteau of kerfuffle and fuckery. Necessity breeds invention. 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ruby Report, with plenty of tears, tea, rituals.therubyreport.substack.comLaughter Through Tears Was Her Favorite EmotionTonight’s lunar eclipse completes a two-year cycle that has platformed joyful service and concretized compassion. Dolly Parton knew all about this practical magic. 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I went long on today’s Ruby Report because today’s lunar eclipse completes a two-year cycle whose lessons of joyful service have been powerfully platformed by the death of Dolly Parton. Rituals, tools, tears. So much to say.therubyreport.substack.comWhat Would Dolly Do?On the paradigm-shifting joy of service, as platformed by today’s lunar eclipse. 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Everything you need to know about how this spoiled, sociopathic gangster runs our country can be found in the Sopranos episode “Bust Out,” in which Tony and his crew take over a sporting goods store, then exploit it for their financial gain to the point of insolvency, and it’s destroyed forever. 011
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton was a beacon of light whose passage today reminds us all of the kind of love and care we can and should beam into this broken world.therubyreport.substack.comWe’ll Smile Your Smile Forever, Dolly P.Dolly Rebecca Parton Dean, 1946-2026 011
Reposted by Lisa RosmanDawn Summers real or fake @dawnsummers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026If you can find common ground with Jared kusher, but not zohran mamdani, you shouldn't be in democratic leadership 20385002230
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026As someone who grew up in a Jewish town, I'm so sick of the ways Jews gatekeep what it means to be a Jew. i was ostracized for having a gentile mother and for being lower-income; now I'm a bad Jew if I don't sign on for zionism. Way to internalize the antisemitists' definition of us. 010
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Trump won in 2024 for three reasons. 1. Racism racism racism. 2. The Democratic Party continued to serve up Diet Coke to the GOP’s Coke despite the stakes at hand. 3. Did I mention racism? 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Read Didion’s journals about her therapy and alcoholic daughter Quintana Roo. This woman loved nothing more than a male authority figure in a uniform, though not with any sexual glee. 010
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Honestly, it pains me to see so many women embrace Didion. An excellent stylist in her earlier work, yes, but a staunch anti-feminist who made repression seem—ugh, the word of the moment—chic to a generation of women afraid of their own liberation but equally afraid of seeming fuddyduddy. 011
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It’s about time we acknowledged that buttoned-up Lili Anolik is to Eve Babitz the equivalent of Carrie’s annoyingly prudish and energy-vampiric mentee in the SATC episode “Twentysomething Girls V Thirtysomething Women.” 010
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026So I’m reading Too LA, the collection of Eve Babitz’s letters edited by—who else?—Lili Anolik, who announces in a footnote that she’s omitted Eve’s sex letters as if we all agree that would be JUST TOO MUCH. Hi, Eve pretty much spearheaded the sexual not to mention groupie-adventuress revolution. 100
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026A friend pointed out tonight that many more people are reporting nausea, dizziness, and headaches that are not viral in origin. (I was sick all day.) It’s the vagus nerve, she said, and she’s right. Nobody feels safe anymore. 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I have to say, as a Gen Xer, it wasn’t funny to watch millennials become parents (well, a little funny) but it is really really funny to watch them reflect seriously on the pop culture in vogue in their youth. Welcome to the “you have become retro” party, kids. It happens to everyone. 110
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Today’s solar eclipse closes the gap between the roles we play and who we really are. It may be grueling, but it’s the only way to manifest those wishes made during the Lion’s Gate portal closing today.therubyreport.substack.comWe All Shine OnWith a slap and a tickle, today's solar eclipse reveals our true selves. 000
Reposted by Lisa RosmanNathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy 363194983084
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026All about the cosmic rays of tomorrow’s full moon in Aquarius, that Jupiter cazimi, and the Lion’s Gate portal. This magic is so powerful your only issue is being careful what you wish for.open.substack.comThe Utopia ArchitectFull moon in Aquarius? A Jupiter cazimi in Leo? There's real magic to be found over the next few weeks, even for those who don’t believe in magic. 010
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Mamdani’s speech/stance against Netanyahu only confirms my growing feeling that NYC is a country unto itself—the last bastion of the values the US purports to embrace. 110
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026John Leguizamo delivers one of The Odyssey’s best performances but in this film tell me he isn’t a dead ringer for Jor-El-era Marlon Brando 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Overall I liked The Invite—enough to see it twice, actually. But it’s like Olivia Wilde’s insecure, wildly yearning character did the me-thinks-she-doth-protest-too-much score. Beautiful but ultimately intrusive. 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Question: What are the most NYT Spelling Bee-coded words to you? For me, it’s a toss-up between tilth and tomtit. 100
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Jupiter is surging in all my intuitive readings this month, keen to grant wishes. It’s gorgeous energy so long as your intentions are pure. As we move into an eclipse season on the Aquarius-Leo axis, ensure your motives are about more than your personal gain or things could backfire mightily. 010
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I feel like it would perform late-70s station wagon psychedelia. Which I would love. 000
Lisa Rosman @rosmantic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Just finished the day’s last intuitive reading & am making a truly baroque sandwich. I swear the more powerful the downloads, the better the sando. This one boasts turkey, havarti, red pepper paste, green tahini sauce, pickled cabbage, & chopped lettuce, pickles, and tomato on toasted garlic naan. 110