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Luftguran

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I lurk more than I post, sorry for that. Swede. He/him.

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Luftguran @roseen.se · 30/06/2026
Behöver du hantera jobbärenden på semestern? (gammal favorit från andra plattformar)
Tidningskolumn där man frågar folk om de behöver hantera jobbet på semestern.
Morris Packer, Ängelholm, svarar: "Nej, jag har i många år tillämpat principen att inte läsa jobbmail under arbetstid. Jag får mycket mer gjort då."
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 30/05/2026
Repost with your earliest childhood crush from film/tv
Jodie Foster i rollen som Talulah i filmen Bugsy Malone
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 17/04/2026
"Let me explain why I like to pay taxes for schools even though I personally don't have a kid in
school. 
It's becauseI don't like living in a country with a bunch of stupid people."
- John Green
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 08/04/2026
A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast.
Jay and Silent Bob from the movie Dogma
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 01/04/2026
From @vicfroh@mastodon.social
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 21/03/2026
From @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
"Neil Young said that on his 100th birthday he will legally change his name to Neil Old"
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 27/12/2025
My supervillain origin story, from age 14:
"K&R", i.e. The C Programming Language by Kernighan and Ritchie.
The pre-ansi version, because I am that old.
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 21/09/2025
3.bp.blogspot.com/-2SisetvSwwo...
A scene from the movie Local Hero, where the mc sees the aurora borealis fir the furst time
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 07/09/2025

just-shower-thoughts:
When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the
present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 06/09/2025
🎶 Will the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up 🎶
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 11/07/2025
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 29/06/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 16/06/2025
Och till det lägger vi den här:
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 14/06/2025
Oj! Det här var deprimerande! Hoppas att skillnaderna mellan Sverige och USA ger ett helt annat resultat här. (Källa: selfdefinition.org/health/Retir...)
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 06/06/2025
Trump pekar argt på Elon. Bildtext: Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 06/06/2025
Här har vi något för SJ att sträva efter...
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 13/05/2025
Bronze age gamer girl
News site article screenshot of skeleton in grave with sheep ankle bones. 
Caption: archaeologists have an afted a Bronze Age grave of a teen girl in Kazakhstan, strangely containing 180 sheep ankle bones!

Reply 1: she's just doing normal girls stuff, mind your business. No one's saying s*** about your f****** pog collection. 

Reply 2: god forbid 5,000 year old girls do anything. 

Reply 3: y'all don't understand, ankle bones were the first dice. This girl was a gamer the likes of which we may never see again...

Reply 4: ok so here is a bit of a story. My mum lived in Kazakhstan as a child and Kids there still play with sheep one of the games involved the winner taking the losing player's sheep bones. And if the rules were similar enough and remained throughout the years this girl was not only a game or but like, tournament level good at sheep bone games. 

Reply 5: holy s*** Bronze Age pro sheep bone gamer girl. 

Reply 6: this is hilarious but also I'm gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score period no one took back the pot are divided it up because no one would play against her again, her family and friends buried her with her wins. I'm crying.
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 14/04/2025
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Modesty Blaise
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 11/04/2025
The meme with a nazi, asking "Are we the baddies?"
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 10/04/2025
Posta en bild på en kändis som gick bort året du föddes. Robert J. Oppenheimer
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 27/03/2025
Skrattande Kristersson. Text:
"Har du inte råd med mat längre? Oroa dig inte, regeringen har höjt ROT-avdraget rejält! Renovera köket istället så kan du snälla ihjäl med stil."
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 04/02/2025
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 03/02/2025
No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favourite sci-fi franchise.
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 31/12/2024
I'm not a good photographer, but sometimes the view outside fixes that for me
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 30/12/2024
From Jess Rose, @jessie@mastodon.social

A gentle soul on Twitter ages ago got me to change from making new years resolutions to making a bingo card of different things I wanted to try and do in the new year.

This massively improved my life. Instead of a big-stakes failbomb, I have a mix of big to small goals that let me incrementally work towards larger goals.

It's also great to see your progress throughout the year!

Also I give myself a little treat whe- never I complete a new bingo, which rules.
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 09/12/2024
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 12/11/2024
Kim Jong-Un sitting at a desk, watching a rocket launch in the distance.
Caption: This photo looks like a lost Pink Floyd album cover.
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 27/10/2024
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 15/09/2024
What’s your “No one but me remembers” game?
Screenshot from Wizardy - Proving grounds of the mad overlord
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 16/08/2024
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy.
"Damen med handväskan" A woman hits a young nazi man with her handbag
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 15/08/2024
There's only one Sabbath
Black Sabbath, clockwise from left: Bill Ward, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Ozzy Osbourne. (Photo: Duffy)
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 04/08/2024
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 01/08/2024
Har haft semester i flera veckor, men idag är första dagen då jag inte har något som måste göras, som måste planeras, eller där någon är beroende av mig ☕
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 16/07/2024
If you see this post, post or quote post with a tree or tree-lined photo from your photos.
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 13/07/2024
The dystopian future I'm hoping for
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 10/07/2024
Att mänskligheten skjutit upp fler satelliter de senaste två åren än vi gjort under hela perioden 1957 till 2000
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 23/05/2024
Unsolicited Mick pic
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 16/05/2024
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 02/05/2024
Reasons to boycott Amazon, episode #4711:
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 23/04/2024
Criminal life hack
Top: A fake finger with ring attachment.
Bottom: Someone wearing the fake finger make it appear they have too many fingers.
Caption: Criminal life hack:
Wear extra fingers so photo/video evidence will be inadmissible as it will appear to be AI generated
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 14/04/2024
Repost with your mental state
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 24/03/2024
Att "trap happy animals" ställer till det för forskare
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 22/03/2024
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 08/03/2024
People are fucking brilliant. Got it from someone who got it from someone. I’d credit it if I knew who did it
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 09/02/2024
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 03/02/2024
Post a photo of you right now. No edit. No filter. Just shoot and post. Har hjälpt de familjemedlemmar som vill fira Mello med att plocka fram rätt tillbehör, nu drar jag mig tillbaka...
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 22/01/2024
Det känns lite fantasilöst att ta en "lycklig förälder-bild", men jag tycker det syns så tydligt hur glad jag är, och jag minns att jag kände mig så privilegierad som fick vara så ogrumlat glad över det lilla knytet...
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 14/01/2024
Fantastiskt att du orkar svara på alla! Jag fick gå en bit bak i tiden för att hitta en bild med lite hud, men det var ett trevligt minne, värt att fiska upp!
Jag i en uppblåsbar pool
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 03/01/2024
2024 feelings
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Luftguran @roseen.se · 01/01/2024
Den här.... (cirka 1992)
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