Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 25/09/2026I fear I’ve author-humoured so hard this does a full circle back into being not funny again. 3304
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 21/09/2026Actual image of me when someone’s long hair blows and touches my bare skin on public transport. 080
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 13/09/2026Life is hard so here I am, feeling pretty, cos why not? 0221
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 26/08/2026What first attracts rich and powerful figures deeply entrenched with corruption, sexual abuse, and discriminatory practices to putting crosshairs on vulnerable minorities to distract from their despicable conduct? 082
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 21/08/2026I may not have a book deal yet, but it’s #flexfriday and I’ve been working hard and feel good ☺️ 61438
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 19/08/2026Me: “I’m an author” Also me: 4250
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 10/08/2026Finally hit 1,000 ratings on Goodreads! Well, 999 because I decided long ago that I myself would be the 1,000th 🤣 If you haven’t read it, give it a go, it’s a good time and I’m sure it’ll make you smile 💚💚💚 191
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 07/08/2026Just finished two full months of six days a week at the gym including running my first 5k, so why not celebrate by doing flex Friday as a treat? Progress is slow, but I’m determined 😼 1220
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 07/08/2026I’ve had a day to reflect and am now genuinely upset I was only 4 marks off being about to do one of my favourite vocal stims whenever I talked about this 010
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 06/08/2026My formal assessment results are back. Always with an A+ 020
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 02/08/2026Me hitting 5k: “YEAH, LETS GO! LETS KEEP RUNNING FOREVERRR!” Me three seconds later going into cooldown: “oh no.” 1110
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 12/07/2026Doing my bit for the ‘block and never buy a book from them’ effort. Tell me you shouldn’t be writing marginalised characters without just saying it. Oh, comparing writing marginalised people with writing aliens or murderers? How fresh and dynamic, I’ve definitely never heard that before 180
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 12/07/2026If you’re worried I’m never publishing any more books again, don’t. I refuse to be defeated until I’ve published something with this line in it: 0110
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 22/06/2026Might as well have some nice chicken as we descent the slippery slope of total obliteration. 0150
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 03/06/2026This week is my three month anniversary since starting strength training at the gym 🥳 well…minus a month for some minor surgery then a holiday abroad 😅 I’m not sure about ‘progress’ or ‘gains’ physically, but I definitely have those in my wellbeing ☺️ (except for when I’m doing hack squats). 1190
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 01/06/2026Just had a little trim. Goodbye mullet, it was fun 😘🥰 2160
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 23/05/2026Heatwave in London and I did about a thousand things today but didn’t get chance to do any writing 😭 There was ice cream tho. 1210
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 19/05/2026The autism test. I passed. www.idrlabs.com/final-fantas... 070
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 16/05/2026Forty one years old today 10240
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 16/05/2026The creators of ‘The Night Manager’ TV series to every queer character: 140
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 15/05/2026Been a little while since I did a thirst trap here but it’s my last day of being 40 so why not… 6404
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 08/05/2026I too am a visual thinker and have chronic health conditions that limit my ability to write. I do not however use genAI to write, because I’m actually a writer and author and not an unimaginative theiving hack, and I actually aspire to continue to learn and grow. You do you though, I guess. 2297
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 08/05/2026I’m begging y’all. This was dystopian nightmare fuel, not an instruction manual. 160
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 07/05/2026Can someone do one of those paintings that ages instead of me? I’m cool with turning into a ghoul provided I can have immortal life. 0110
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 01/05/2026Same holiday destination, same me, one year apart. Started a bit of a health journey this year—which took a quick pause for some surgery and recovery but will getting be back on track starting next week. Turning 41 in a couple of weeks 💚 2240
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 18/04/202629 hours of travel but I still arrive on holiday feeling cute, so I put in my Zoro earrings for the first time. NGL, I’m obsessed. 1200
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 27/02/2026Just a casual Friday off out for a walk 0121
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 25/02/2026It’s 19oC in London. Wrote 4,200 words of Gay sky pirates today.There was some booty boinking in a bathtub. Everybody clap, I’m going for a long walk then to have some rum. 0130
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 24/02/2026Hello everyone, I’ve worked very hard today and been to a training session, hit my protein and excercise goals, and done some book stuff, and now I would like one (1) attention, please. 7160
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 23/02/2026Did some HIIT, went to the supermarket, and am now writing. Just here to prove I live on, consider my quietness a deep breath in… 1180
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 14/02/2026My valentines gift to myself 🥰 1180
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 07/02/2026As someone who seems to have peaked looks-wise at age 40, I feel like I should send pics to my exes. Some of them out of spite and some of them just to be like HEY LOOK AT ME?! I know all of them dumped me for my personality (which is still terrible) but it’s fun that I look prettier with it now. 1140
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 03/02/2026Guess who proofed 15 audiobook chapters today for the Torn Earth… 😜 0140
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 30/01/2026Got a soft mullet and wanted to make sure I could still trap thirsts. 4141
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 27/01/2026If anyone needs me I’ll be lingering in the doorway where the dramatic lighting is. 2181
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 22/01/2026Sky news joining the anti ND movement. Wanna know why ADHD ‘drug’ (yes careful not to say ‘medication’) use has rocketed? Because of improvement in diagnosis and more appropriate care. They even say at one point “not all ADHD counts as a disability.” Literal health disinformation. Disgusting. 161
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 18/01/2026I have arisen. Special thanks to antibiotics and steroids. 0200
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 17/01/2026How I feel more than ten days into being sick: 0100
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 14/01/2026This guy is telling me I should get a mullet 270
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 09/01/2026I am three goblins in a trenchcoat. 040
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 05/01/2026Here I am 30 minutes before the nice picture when I got out of the shower just to give some context 091
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 05/01/2026Everybody stop! I look like this today, for literally no fucking reason. I feel so pretty 🥲 Okay, continue. 3260
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 04/01/2026I was getting ready for bed and brushed my hair into a full Quentin Coldwater and my fiancé could not look at me without laughing 😢 071
Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 04/01/2026Since there’s a small chance I may be forming some new working partnerships in 2026, in just gonna leave this picture of different reasons why I’m great to work with right here in case anyone sees it… 141