Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 02/12/2025“I’m about to go to town on this” - the #Spirit employee about to assign all the premium seats to randos bc no one on the entire flight bought them 100 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Something something Donald Trump shows the American public his hands but it’s a cover up which requires him to go on live tv and do the single ladies hands. Yes the one by #beyonce #djt #drumpf #democracydiesindarkness 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 04/09/2025im a law student, and when Alanis Morisette sings "it's a death row pardon two minutes too late" it should actually be "getting 17 pizza rolls in a 15 ct box" and the song should have been called "Happy".And sung by pharrell williams.#pharrell #alanis #lawschool #biglaw @innocenceproject.bsky.social 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Me, high on a single puff in the bathroom while in public w my whole family: the government is trying to silence me for posing a significant threat to the hierarchy system of governance which we call the U.S. of A Bluesky trying to to tell me I’ve reached my character limit:media.tenor.coma stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and jeans and says uhh .ALT: a stuffed monkey is wearing a green shirt and jeans and says uhh . 010 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 04/08/2025For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. For every shy pee-er there must be a peer pressure pisser 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 07/07/2025never like to be on the same side as the south african fascist but the fact that a flight can be delayed two hours and still show up on time is probably the most undeniable proof this is all just a game of sims designed by an incredibly cruel (probably heavily bullied) and not-yet-gay tween 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 04/07/2025why is every week fucking fashion week leave some for us uggos 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Saw somewhere that pigs can’t look up so they can never see the stars. Fucking idiots the pig can just stand on a hill 121 2
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Pixar’s Elio is a big win for kids whose names start with the letter e 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Hate hate hate men who shove in front of u at the fka twigs concert and u look up and they have a buzz cut the same length as their beard? Like stop ur head looks like a super Mario galaxy level 100 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 11/06/2025the reason it’s so devastating to tell someone “you look like [one of the 6 chipmunks from Alvin and the Chipmunks]” is because most people look like a healthy mix 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 09/06/2025My doorwoman staring blankly at me as I try to get in at 2 am, visibly high: do you live here? My tote bag, which I have gamified by putting all of my possessions into capsules so that it’s a gachapon: 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 06/06/2025STOP posting ootd and overpriced restaurant food on Instagram stories!!! God originally intended insta stories for thirst traps and apologizing to everyone who knows u for being depressed for the past 6 months #feetpics NOT #fitpics 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 11/05/2025forgot to make ice but needed a cold dc or id simply perish so i brushed my teeth and drank it 010 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Sir, the coffee has hit the second sphincter 010 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025when i say im visiting my old stomping grounds im referring to this: 011 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025when i visiting my old stomping grounds im talking about this: 010 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 18/03/2025So caffeinated I’m waiting at my mailbox for my hogwarts acceptance letter #coffee #javahead #myfleshfeelslessattachedtomybonesthanusual 010 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025You majored in laser in undergrad. I’m Major Lazers third cousin and also niece (incest). We are NOT the same 020 2
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I’m not the typa guy who’ll just tell you the truth when it’s convenient, I’m the kinda guy who’s crossing the street and HAS to step to the right of you. If you’re already to the right then I go more right. I’ll walk into oncoming traffic YOURE SUPPOSED TO GO LEFT 010 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 13/03/202540 degrees and every single Chicagoan wakes up and decides to show some cheeky ankle 110 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025When I have incredible #gacha luck: mhm, yes, as expected, i walk the path of the divine and I am justly rewarded When I have bad luck: Of course, the path of the divine is one of tribulation and sorrow 🤔 020 2
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Woke up this morning knowing it would be a two yellow starburst day 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025is it just me or are jd vances fingers wayyyy too spindly and not at all befitting of the Vice President of America #jdvance #vp #usa #mycountrytisofthee 011 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Why is it ‘make America great again’ and not ‘we’re sooooo back’ 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Straight people break up and decide the co-parent the dog? Learning new things every day. Struggling to keep an open mind but I am nothing if not tolerant 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Leftists want to defund the police but who are they gonna call when Sheeran starts busking??? 010 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Saw a Instagram trend “in honor of Valentine’s Day coming up post a pic of u and ur partner” COMING UP? Save the fucking bragging for the day-of this shit is bad enough next it’s gonna be Valentines SEASON. Don’t know what it is about being loved and supported that makes people so fucking annoying 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 08/02/2025all the ‘full bush in a thong’ discourse is so FREEING! and to think they had me thinking I struggled alone 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Acting tip! Clasp your hands together, but offset your fingers and it’ll feel like someone else is holding ur hands. Then think about the last time that happened to u. And now u can cry on command! 110 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Crazy (but kinda sorta beautiful??? idk) how in our society so many different jobs are just storytellers at the end of the day. Journalists, comedians, lawyers, the lady at Bloomingdale’s telling me a polo (baby blue, itchy as hell) goes well with my skin (very oily), politician, I could go on 100 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Your golden retriever boyfriend doesn’t know how to do algebra mine is marking his territory by peeing his name in the snow. we are not the same. 011 1
Reposted by Danny DeVeneViciVitoPatti Harrison @party-harderson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024This is my first "skeet"! I hope Bluesky is a kinder place where context matters, patience is king, compassion comes first, God is king, love thrives, understanding goes a long way, curiosity is celebrated (alongside X-mas), lies are debunked, porn is challenged & destroyed, & Jesus is queen 🌱💗 2349652 496
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025U gotta remember that so much of our society is driven by base assumptions that are no longer necessary bc of how technology and culture have advanced. Like we collectively value perky nips because of a deep-seated evolutionary impulse to distract predators with glittery nipple tassels 100 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Over the top??? OVER THE FUCKING TOP?!?! what makes u think im over him 110 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 27/01/2025The cold over the eastern seaboard is especially scary for me on a personal level. Because what if I’m walking outside and I really have to pee and my pee freezes in my urethra? What then? 110 1
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Been living in an apartment these days. Not at all like the Turn Down For What music video. Fuck 000 0
Danny DeVeneViciVito @rororohan.bsky.social · 18/01/2025scratching your scalp under a hot shower like 😍 and really getting in there??? 😩 or maybe i just see the world in a fantastical manner. remember the world is full of hidden delights 000 0
