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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[twitter in 2016 voice] i think i’ve seen this film before
Veronica smoking amidst the wreckage at the end of Heathers
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
right now the wig is less cool and more fish vomit lol
very messy blue wig being styled with adorable cat behind it
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
You know what, YouTube? I stand by it. I sent number 1 to my therapist and she loved it. Number 5 is the anthem of the grumpy gremlin deep in my heart. Let me live.
YouTube wrapped songs: hysteria, your idol, blank space live, I can do it with a broken heart, hey i don’t work here
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
this bear waved at me as I escaped. he knows I will return
five foot freestanding teddy bear. appears happy. don’t trust him.
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
delighted that while wicked promo is everywhere, SOMEONE is doing the work to support the release of del Toro’s Frankenstein
screaming head in a glass boxweird old timey medical supplies and drug bottles
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
a taxidermy otter above a holy Bible sign. Look into my eyes @tkingfisher.com (glory unto thee great horror queen, blessed be all who dance among thy nightmares, I cannot wait to consume the Snake Book): WE HAVE TOO MUCH GOING ON IN THE WORLD TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
taxidermy otter case above holy Bible sign. I’ve read the hollow ones, I know what this shit means, NOBODY PUT ANY HOLES IN THE WALL
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Concerned about animal treatment in this establishment
Merry go round horse from, idk, ancient times? Look closely and you will see iron man and Optimus prime mugs in the case behind herSanta riding rocking bear on wheels. apparently reindeer unionized.Bear asleep and/or dead in giant old timey baby carriage in front of American flag horseNightmare bee, nightmare undetermined yellow creature, Pluto the dog pulling a cart like a horse
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
thrilled to announce that I have found another delightfully bonkers nightmare antique maze in my area, and thought I would share with you kind people a taste of the experience, although my alt text descriptions cannot fully capture it for which I apologize. behold its citizens:
mannequin in deeply questionable condition with a facial expression like she’s been told someone spilled nineteen jars of peanut butter on the carpet for the fourth time this week and it is once again her job to clean it upcome with this headless mannequin child to the wedding of Barbie and Ken!! (Right) all the worst dolls will be therehuman sized ragdoll man covered in tartan and bagpipe. deeply furry hat, drawn-on moustacheI have always kind of hated funko pops but if this Ringo Starr is an example of what they used to be, all hail progress and not getting doll murdered
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
couldn’t decide so I just made the sign double sided #nokings
Statue of Liberty holds up Trump by the hair, showing him her tablet, saying “i protect the family” as she shields a watermelon, a pride flag, a BLM symbol, a butterfly, a gender equality symbol and a Native American medicine wheelStatue of Liberty foot with “we the people” on the side of her shoe, about to step on Trump, Noem and Miller
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Thank you so much! At the time, the dress looked like this (I wanted it to mimic waves/water), but I’ve since ripped out the sea-foam to try and improve it and hand-sewn in like half of the bajillion beads
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
you are so kind!! It’s one of my all-time faves too. I was lucky enough to get to wear the base of the dress to meet Seanan at Awesomecon earlier this year, but this is veeery first draft energy and tragically beadless
Author Seanan McGuire clasps her hands together as a woman in a long gown of different blues with turquoise hair and a mask of horrible teeth looms over her with two doomed cruise ships dangling from her wrist
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
"abby, what are you wearing to the showgirl premiere??" well i was picking up my adhd meds this morning & i saw a weird warehouse that had a bunch of trash & old-timey sleds outside with a chalk sign that said ART SALE TODAY so obviously i went in, okay anyway this was $13 with tax
Abby is wearing the beadiest sparkle bead shirt in all the land
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
vomit emoji
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
still hunger games champion ❤️‍🔥
purchase confirmation of 2 signed copies of life of a showgirl
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
🎶 makin my way downtown 🎶
Spotify page for Star Wars’ Imperial March
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
less than two weeks to showgirl so here’s the merch/fit from the alternate universe where @infromthesnow.bsky.social & I got to go to loverfest
Sashiko/boro patchwork sun on a pink crop toptwo patches one of which is a ticket to loverfest east with dates/seats & the other says “step into the daylight & let it go”
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
disassociating with architecture & design on Redfin and I have A Concern
red brick house listed for 1.25 million, 8 beds, ZERO baths
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Lyric from “Miss Americana & the Heartbreak Prince”, specifically “you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes”
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
just so everyone knows before i watch the final three episodes!!! due to stephanie beatriz's leading role & the relationship between the characters this is the perfect final form of this meme, you're welcome watch twisted metal unless you hate fun and/or they kill my daughter in which case do NOT
brooklyn 99 meme with mayhem from twisted metal over the dog's face, text saying "i've only had mayhem for eight episodes but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in this room and then myself"
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
you know if it's a hit like squid game there's gonna be a goddamn reality show
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
update: as soon as I walked into the woods today my nephew handed me this so I have to assume the trees say salut back
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
idk why huda beauty decided to name their bronzer 'tantour' but now you have to google 'tantour lebanon' if you want to see the excellent hat of my maternal family nation, making huda a crime against all of those of us who might want to smuggle a sizable blade in anorexic traffic cone on our heads
old photograph of lebanese woman in traditional dress including a thin cone hat about two feet tallvogue arabia of a woman draped in tulle wearing a lebanese tantour hatartistic depiction of a lebanese woman in traditional dress including a tantour hat
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
whoever does the subtitles is trying to kill the buddies vibe
soft knockingOminous music playing Branches snapping
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
uh oh spaghetti o
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I heard it from the worstie but in a bestie way
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
[bernie sanders meme voice] i am once again begging you to shop at aldi in these trying times
grocery shelves with milk for $2.34grocery shelves with eggs for $3.99
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
i have a sneaking suspicion I am still stressed. please do not take this as an example of what happens in a deep tissue massage unless you are carrying all your tension in your shoulders as your world crumbles!! I promise I asked for this
a picture of giant purple bruises on my back because stress made my muscles into rocks and it was better than more migraines
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
the anime was sometimes of questionable quality after the first season but the OVAs and movies tended to have actual budgets. part of me wants to make you do some of the completely ridiculous princess outfits from the second movie.
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
“cosplay is an art!” “cosplay is a celebration of fandom!” wrong. cosplay is a way to punish @chaosbria.bsky.social for getting me into fantasy high. I shall drag her to the baronies to see my stark father.
mask & wig for cosplay of Baron from the Baronies, a character featured in Dimension 20’s Fantasy High series
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
if you’re wondering how I’m “doing” lately stress-wise, today I got a deep tissue massage in the hopes of stopping the migraine streak. It was from a very nice lady who spoke no English but muttered a horrified “wow” every time she moved to a new part of my back, which now looks like this.
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
attn @hexterah.bsky.social I assume this is the game
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
“Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but out of a hope for restored patriotism, or a sense of economic anxiety, or a hope to preserve their religious values, or dislike of their opponents, or raw political opportunism, or convenience, or ignorance, or greed.

That word is "Nazi." Nobody cares about their motives anymore.

They joined what they joined. They lent their support and their moral approval. And, in so doing, they bound themselves to everything that came after. Who cares any more what particular knot they used in the binding?”

-A.R. Moxon
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no it's abby (bluesky version) @rootsindreamland.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
The first time I’ve gotten flowers from a client in a decade-plus of doing this. They really are lovely, this pic does not do them justice. I think it’s a thank you for not immediately screaming I TOLD YOU SO!!!!! and honestly given the circumstances? Appropriate.
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