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Root Beer Raccoon

@rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social
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Midwest. Music. Camping. Kayaking. Jocks, socks, piss and pits (and the natural scents that come with them) Hairy > Smooth. Diapers at times. Usually shy. Always horny. 18+. More to come...

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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Done. And done. 😈
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's 11pm here. 1 hour until October is here. My boyfriend's upstairs sleeping already. What he doesn't know yet is that he's participating in Locktober this year. In an hour I'm going to wake him & lock him. If he's lucky I'll put a load in his hole right after. How's that for a rude awakening?
Pieces of a metal chastity cage that will soon be locked on my boyfriend.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
Still very new here. It's Monday, so that means Monochromatic, right? Ok. I'll give it a go. Nothing too special. After all, it's Monday. Have a good week.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Good morning. Another Monday. Time to get going I guess.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
It's been a minute. Still Monday, though. Barely. Have a great week!
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Late night relaxing.
Me, lying pants less, showing soft cock, bush, legs and feet.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
First summer camping trip in the books.
Morning wood in my tent, with bush and  feet in supporting roles.
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Pup Grym @pupgrym.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Just pups being dumb pups on the river. Come join us.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I've started out 2026 by not wearing any deodorant. Just normal daily shower(s). Been enjoying these pits by the end of the day. Tonight, the left pit smells so amazing it's making me hard. I just want to curl up & fall asleep in it. For pit lovers, do you typically enjoy one over the other?
Right arm up showing pit hair Left arm up showing pit hair
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Gay Sex Club @gaysexclub.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Gay Sex Club @gaysexclub.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Little Pup Balty @lilpupbalty.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Which one of you dorks is going to snoof first? I’m looking thick all over today 😈 #CagedPup #GayChastity #TeamLocked #Caged #BaltysLockedBits #Locked #CagedAndDenied #ABDL #Little #ddlb
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
See a softie post a softie
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Nightly "me time". Why did it take so long for me to find @batorbalm.bsky.social?
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Nothing quite like a greasy penis, poppers, and a tub of Bator Balm. Oh so good.
Greased up penis and hand, together as one.
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Fluffy Gay Cow @fluffygaycow.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Was outside doing yardwork until I sweat all the way through my shorts, had to do some laundry anyway so- Big bro? What're you doing back there? 🐮🍑 #Gay #Uncut #Ass #Hairy #Sweaty #Balls #Cumdump #Cumslut #DoggyStyle #Hole #Cake #Butt #Exhibitionist #Bottom #Furry #Bull #Cow #ServiceBeef
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The makings of an ooey-gooey good time. I'm always up for music suggestions, so share 'em if ya got em!
Open tub of Bator Balm sitting next to a Bator Balm towel. Screenshot of song "Strangers" by Portishead playing on Amazon Music
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
A little "me time".
My left hand stroking my erect, greasy penis.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Nothing better after a rough couple of days than a sitting on the couch listening to some Portishead while stroking my greased up dong.
My left hand tightly gripping just below the head of my penis, which is glistening with Bator Balm. Featuring a little belly and bush.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
A quick lil' throwback.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
A tad chilly right now and overnight tonight. These temps are Fahrenheit degrees. Who has furry pits, chest, or butt for me to stay warm in? Truth-in-Lending: I might lick.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Survived day #2 at work while locked in this. Not bad for a new experience for me.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Never really worn a cock cage before, but tried one last night. Slept pretty well. Going to be brave and wear it to work today to see how it goes. Here goes nothing...
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Sunday softie, while lounging in my NP union suit.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Happy Friday! #FCF
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
A spot for someone's nose, perhaps?
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Been in some sort of a funk lately. Not sure what's up. Holiday stress? Something else? Either way, maybe roles need flipping. Don't say it often, but maybe this needs a serious filling. Maybe a good pounding will snap me back to normal. Use it & put me to bed full. Oh, late night desires.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Ugh. Another Monday. This time, after a long holiday weekend, though.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
People of bluesky, let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer in GIF form only
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a man in a suit stands in front of a chalkboard in a classroom
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a chalkboard in a classroom
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Good morning & happy Friday! Guess it's time to get the day started.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Stripped.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Happy Saturday!
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
My first #tummytuesday
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Happy monochromatic Monday! Enjoy the week!
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
A sponsored ad on another platform. It's definitely time to get spooky! Wonder if those skull things have suction cup bottoms...
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
What is the point of the 2-minute rule and muted mics when they keep turning his mic on whenever he starts talking?
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Also sort of picky. Exceptions to some though.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Post a movie from the year you turned 18.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Beautiful night camping. Relaxing by the fire while chicken casserole is in Dutch oven & Sister Rosetta Tharpe jamming out over the Bluetooth. Northwoods Win.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
Got this notification from my local municipality today. Same probably goes for many here, too, I suppose.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Good morning. Another Monday. Time to get going I guess.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Classic Looney Tunes for the win!
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
The weather here has finally started to turn spring-like. Sunny and temps near 70. I noticed today on my lunch break it's now become "shirtless season" for the road crews and landscape guys. Sweet Jesus hallelujah! Can't get distracted while driving though. Stay on the road.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
You'll never look at this poster the same again. Not sorry.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
It's been a minute. Still Monday, though. Barely. Have a great week!
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Good morning & happy Friday! Guess it's time to get the day started.
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Root Beer Raccoon @rootbeerraccoon.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
Note to self: Don't be the guy that just "likes" people's posts. Engage. Say "hi". Share. I'm trying. 😊
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