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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I had completely forgotten about Charlie Kirk and look forward to forgetting him again tomorrow.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Will the $5,000 Midterm Check come before or after the Tariff Check? What about the DOGE Check?

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Could a brave staffer just tell him they put his name back on the Kennedy Center? Show him an old picture. It’s not like he would know better.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We’re not even going to consider “Lake New York”??

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

An actual Trump win: Flags at half staff for Dolly.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The sports world needs to prepare for a woman in MLB — and for that woman to be an unexciting middle reliever.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Natalie Harp has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Sure, we can threaten Oman with bombs — but what about bombs PLUS tariffs? Where’s the imagination from the WH?

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Trump to Little Marco before leaving Air Force One.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Trump often forgets he was president in 2020, but it’s a rare delight when his speechwriters also forget it.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

What if Trump just did a very timely PSA about cyclospora?

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

It's very simple. If you support the confirmation of Todd Blanche, you want to protect pedophiles.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The DHS statement: “Yes, we murdered someone and THANK GOD that we did.”

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Are we just distracting from the Iran War today or is it the Epstein files, too?

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Just checked, and that stupid tarp is still over the sign for the Kennedy Center. MAGA thinks Trump is a strongman but time and time again he shows how he is such a loser.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

If you don’t believe experts who have devoted their lives to understanding something, then you don’t know what it means to devote yourself to anything.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The lack of attendance at a politicized and partisan state fair (in DC lol) is heartening.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The only way we can begin to heal (as a nation) is if they make a live action Goofy Movie.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

He probably spoke with one of the mall Teddy Roosevelts and not the actual Teddy Roosevelt.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Trump absolutely dominates Obama when it comes to getting Iran paid.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

What if Mamdani just daps him up and we’re all forced to reckon with that?

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

MAGA bar owners outside MSG when Trump’s motorcade drives by.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Tomorrow night, MSG might reach unprecedented levels of boos. I’m talking biblical.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I’m on Love Island making hooch in the toilet.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I condemn the Democrats’ post about Stephen Miller’s appearance. It is an affront to ugly people.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

For real though — Obama would have run a way better war against Iran.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Oh the J6 rioters will not see a penny of that $1.7 billion.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Your plane would crash. A hamster cannot possibly reach the controls.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I’m not going to worry about hantavirus until someone tells me it will be gone in two weeks.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

🚨🚨🚨 He won’t give up on 2020 because he wants to create a permission structure for actual cheating.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

You just love seeing the DOJ reclaim some independence.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

TACO’s chickenshittiness once again keeping us from the brink.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

We’re two months away from political round tables to discuss the merits of US missile strikes on the Sistine Chapel.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

The Strait of Hormuz blockade has that “you can’t fire me, I quit!” energy.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Oh, so we’re just going to lose the war to Iran. 🤷

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

So Iran is just being told to have their remaining AA capabilities in place around bridges and power plants by Tuesday?

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

MAGA will see posts like this and believe this person garners respect from the international community.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

In nearly 9 years of combat operations, the U.S. lost zero fighter jets in Iraq due to enemy fire.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

What people aren’t getting is that Bondi will be promoted to the role of Sword of Law and Justice in the Western Hemisphere.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Remember, we were told $300 million at no expense to the taxpayer.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Trump is already 0 for 3 against Letitia James. Does anyone really think they saved their “strongest” case for last?

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

How I imagine the negotiations with Iran are going.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I have yet to see a photo of an ICE agent doing a job that was otherwise done by TSA. Does anyone have one? Really asking.

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

It has been 11 days since Trump said the war in Iran is “completely over.”

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Teddy Roosevelt (Cyborg Ghost) @rooseveltsghost.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

4 months after the Epstein Files Transparency Act was signed into law, the DOJ continues to unlawfully withhold files and AG Pam Bondi refuses to explain why. They thought we would just forget about it.

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