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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember getting the shareware version of doom in '94 shortly after it came out. After turning 40 this year I resolved to come back and play it all the way through. It still holds up. What a fantastic game.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why do I find this simultaneously very funny and also not funny at all.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Horror-𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘺?
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Leonardo DiCaprio: You Had My Curiosity, Django
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio: You Had My Curiosity, Django
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
youtu.be/i_0G6WPuss4?... When I saw this post, this immediately started playing in my head.
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Foregone Destruction (Facing Worlds) - Unreal Tournament
YouTube video by Super Joe
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Warcraft 3 fan here.
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Simpsons: Homer and Bart Say 'Join Us'
ALT: Simpsons: Homer and Bart Say 'Join Us'
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I had to look it up. I've never in my life heard the phrase naked as a jaybird. Is it a common saying?
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
She even provided something to keep it all in.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A kid in my neighborhood had one of these. It... wasn't very impressive. I think he had only two games for it, and to swap games you had to shut down the phone, take off the back cover, remove the battery, and then put it all back together.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
To each his own, but that milk was added waaay too soon.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I happily bought h3vr over 10 years ago, and watching the devlogs early on Saturday morning with a hot cup of tea has been peak cozy. I will gladly support real creators. I ain't paying a penny if they can't be bothered to pay for an artist.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You are HIV America
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Laughing Sad
Alt: A scene from the film "the dictator" wherein a man is unsure how to react to his doctor informing him of his HIV status, switching between joy and concern, after the leader of the country changed over 300 words to his own name, Aladeen, including positive and negative.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Saag paneer is amazing if you like spinach.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Open the pod Bay doors, please, HAL" "Sure, now playing music from 'the Doors'"
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Get Michael'd
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Controversial opinion: I like reheated lasagne better than fresh.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Went to a place once with my dad when I was a kid. Chinese news on the tv in the corner, an Asian family having lunch and a little kid doing homework behind the counter. This was over 25 years ago and I still remember how good the green tea, noodles and Pak Choi was.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There was TIL about some guy that got sick from drinking up to five liters of Earl Grey a day. Bergamot oil can cause muscle tremors, breathing problems etc. The comments were the funny part. Everyone was aghast except for the Brits that agreed 5 liters of tea a day wasn't particularly unreasonable.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Truly, some of the games of all time.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fair enough. Not my cup of tea but if you enjoy it, more power to you.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Is... is th-that the finished sandwich?
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They come in triple spicy now?!
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
And a cream pie for dessert?
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
For your consideration: open.spotify.com/track/5lx2oW...
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Toxic Crisis
Consumer Softproducts · Cruelty Squad (Original Video Game Soundtrack) · Song · 2021
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Not to mention VGA cables so strong you could use the whole PC as a flail if you wanted to.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ethan Chlebowski has some really good cooking videos but this one on pasta is a real game changer youtu.be/D6rWg9SBL0I?...
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These Pasta Sauces are perfect weeknight meals
YouTube video by Ethan Chlebowski
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bacon and banana unironically slaps.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh neat. War from Darksiders.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
France: "Hey, can I copy your homework?" Italy:"Yeah, just change it up a bit so it doesn't look obvious you copied"
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
They're involved with those bastards at Getty Images. Still pissed that they're responsible for removing the "View Image" button from Google search.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I bought a digital copy of The Last Of Us on PS3. When the PS4 was announced I thought to myself "Cool, I should be able to play this digital game on the new system" SONY said "You thought! LOL. Fuck you." Haven't been interested in getting a playstation since.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh man, the ratcheting pole with the base station clamped on. I had the same setup.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Squegg
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A screenshot from the secret of monkey island. Elain Marley and Guybrush Threepwood stare into the distance. Guybrush states: Never pay more than 48 bucks and 66 cents for a computer game.

*Adjusted for inflation*
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
fineleatherjackets.net/monkeyinflat...
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Monkey Island Inflation
How much you should spend on computer games as explained by Guybrush Threepwood in 'The Secret of Monkey Island', now adjusted for inflation.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Is it the best we can do artistically and culturally? No. Is it going to cater to a massive audience and be a fun, polished experience? I'm gonna lean towards maybe yes?
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I think I misunderstood the original post, I thought you meant using advanced knowledge, not real life game exploits. That would be cool to see though. Yeah, would be cool to like, have no money and then get a fine on purpose, so that the integer underflow sets my money to the max value.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
There were a load of them in the 90s. Black knight, A kid in king Arthur's court, Spellbinders.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I made one a while back. Made a lime zest and desiccated coconut glaze to top it with that worked really well.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Neat. Like that the bike is red to go with the Akira slide.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
New apprentice connected his phone to the Bluetooth speaker at work. Cool, whatever. What bothers me is that the songs all fade into new ones every 30-60 seconds. I don't want to be old man yells at cloud, but are young people mostly listening to some kind of TikTok radio or something these days?
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Rad. Definitely going to check this out.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This guy is wearing a suit and I have no doubt he will still call you boss man when you give him your order.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Is there a term like Carcinization that applies to warfare? The end result always seems to be "pointy stick"
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Russians Alarmed By Ukraine’s Fence Post Drone Bomb
A new bunker-busting bomb for Ukraine's multicopter bombers negates most anti-drone protection. The simple design has the same features as established weapons,
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Update: We're unionised so we collectively decided nah.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hope you remembered to give an exaggerated thumbs up and tell them "hey, have a LIKE 💙"
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Man, I'd settle for half life 2 episode 2 part 2.
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
*uncle grandpa blows brains out* Another uncle grandpa walks past "Boy, I sure am glad I'm not that guy"
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rooftopjumper.bsky.social @rooftopjumper.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Did @kinofabino.bsky.social make the image for this article?
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