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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The government is now testing soldiers to see if they have spontaneous morning erections And no one sees this as gay? That one person stepped up at the meeting and said something

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I hope the guy next to me isn’t reading my joke book because all it says at the top of the page is: “no one is making a matching ball gag”

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

When a family member dies it takes everyone a day or two to text me but I know when the President dies I will hear from everyone immediately

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I did a Freedom of Information Act (FOIPA) search for the files the FBI has on me (which is our right) and the refused me because “unable to identify records subject to FOIPA” Anyone?…wth

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

WE USED TO WALK INTO THE AIRPORT 10 MINUTES BEFORE TAKEOFF AND SOMETIMES THEY WOULD HOLD THE PLANE FOR YOU IF TOU WERE LATE! THANK YOU GEORGE W. USELESS!!

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Turns out after all the firings, data centers and blathering about AI, it can’t handle one pack on Verizon.

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

How many times can you drop your iPhone into the bathtub by mistake and have it still work? I sure hope the answer is three.

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I think civilization has come to the point where it needs to replace the greeting of “How are you doing?” with “Are you all right?”

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Karen Schlechter-Bruhin @mujetdebois.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I had a blast last night at the psychic stand up event and seeing @rontowski.bsky.social. If she is performing in your city check it out. Shout out to @michaelmhughes.bsky.social for his pico review of the Baltimore show.

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

ANDREW TATE WAS ARRESTED IN CAPRI PANTS! DOES NO ONE SEE THE IRONY OF A MAN WHO SCREAMS ABOUT MASCULINITY IN CAPRI PANTS

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The women who carry water for the patriarchy drowned first. -Jennifer Welch

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

No other country in the world is having an explosive diarrhea outbreak which is such a perfect metaphor for what Trump is doing to the planet

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Every time I get to Enterprise, I pretend I’m dropping off a spy car and all I have to do is get a guy to take it! THEY ALWAYS TAKE THE CAR! My missions are at 100%

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Too many cooks can spoil the meth

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Hey Grim Reaper, that’s the wrong one

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

3 and 300 are the only 2 temperatures aloud on a Southwest flight

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

If you believe the white supremacist marching today were undercover FBI then you need to ask who’s in charge of the FBI right now Make it make sense

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

It’s Fourth of July weekend if you know, you know. Helmets on the entire weekend

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I believe people on the Internet, who say they have communicated with a cat that explained the meaning of life before I trust Trump, Fallon, or Bargatze

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Comedian Carlos Mencia is being arrested for tax fraud. It’s nice to see someone doing something different than sexual assault. That’s where we are in 2026

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Sometimes the news gets so bad I just need to look at pictures of handsome men and pretend they would be nice to me

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Aaron Parnes went from “Breaking News” to “You are not gonna believe this shit”

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

The government told all these pastors that the aliens are all demons. The aliens told all their pastors that the human government is all PDF files

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Is everybody OK? Correction Is anybody OK?

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Create a love in you that they can’t touch Then they can’t change you.

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Why do dogs die young and presidents seem to live forever?

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I would like to speak to quality control #2745619 who checked my notebook! It’s not writing anything funny so I want my money back!

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

How many cowards have we elected that he has not been removed yet? Oh yeah, all of them

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

They say revenge is like giving yourself poisoned, but so is chemotherapy so way your options

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

@verizonofficial.bsky.social HEY instead of transferring a phone number someone it tech shut off my phone and i can’t get a hold of anyone!! Can i do a chat NOT WITH AI?

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Whenever I see Donald Trump, all I hear is the theme song from Requiem for a dream

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

The guy who plays Jesus in the Chosen now, completely thinks he’s Jesus and is stomping for Donald Trump I can’t take much more

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Do you think the people in the Epstein files were feeding people to reptilian aliens? Asking for a friend

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Best quote heard today from @Gaarasideninja : BEING WOKE DIDN’T RUIN COMEDY, BEING CONSERVATIVE DID! Thank you!

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Please don’t feed the egregores

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Southwest now says to ask the flight attendant to help if anyone is bothering you so I complained about the President We’ll see if the new policy works

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

The last time people were treated this bad the rich were flogged and dragged through the streets naked. Just saying

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

It’s easy to get a fly out of ointment. It’s hard to get it out of my coffee.

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I just met a better version of me at Ralph’s

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Is it just me or is everyone really mean all of a sudden?

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I couldn’t help but notice all the alpha males that left their wives behind at the correspondence dinner

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Just woke up to one of my jokes, being stolen and put directly up on TikTok as their own content Are there any good people left? Seriously what is happening to this country?

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

The Atlantic has posted an article saying Cash Patel has a drinking problem that is affecting the way he doesn’t do his job

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

April 17th 22 flights Already A-list on @southwestreview.bsky.social thru to 2028 That’s a great work year

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

To be honest, I think Jesus would have just rolled his eyes and continued to feed the poor

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

To be honest, I think Jesus would have just rolled his eyes and continued to feed the poor

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Do you ever go back exactly one year ago, to see what you saved in your camera? From April 16, 2025

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I just put a very small screw in something that was broken and fixed it. I’m taking the rest of the month off

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