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Ron Lunde

@ronlunde.com
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Retired software guy, writer of silly stuff.

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Ron Lunde @ronlunde.com · 15/06/2026
Isn't Google's new search great? I just tried looking up "funny quotes by famous people about writing":
Google's search results have one short paragraph and then abruptly end with "Something went wrong with this response"
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Ron Lunde @ronlunde.com · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween
Picture of Twilight Zone ventriloquist dummy, 1959. Picture of new Twilight Zone ventriloquist dummy, 2025.
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Ron Lunde @ronlunde.com · 22/10/2025
We have developed a powerful new martial art, Ivan-fu, characterized by (1) stealth, (2) fisticuffs, and (3) wiggling. Training primarily consists of napping.
Grey cat lying on top of a cat tree with paws outstretched, face in shadow.
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Ron Lunde @ronlunde.com · 30/09/2025
Our last dog died in the spring of 2011, more than 14 years ago. And yet I *still* find myself glancing down and thinking "whoa! that's a good stick!". (Spotted on my walk to the bakery this morning.)
A good stick for a dog, in fallen leaves along the sidewalk.
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Ron Lunde @ronlunde.com · 18/08/2025
He means Bela Lugosi, obviously referring to his favorite movie, "Plan 9 from Outer Space" (1959). "The epitome of so-bad-it's-good cinema, Plan 9 From Outer Space is an unintentionally hilarious sci-fi "thriller" from anti-genius Ed Wood that is justly celebrated for its staggering ineptitude."
Truth social message from Donald Trump with the single (word?) "Bela"
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Ron Lunde @ronlunde.com · 18/08/2025
a bob bird is a mourning dove in pale shades of cream and gray and happiness
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Ron Lunde @ronlunde.com · 09/05/2025
When you play hide and seek, and then realize that you can't count...
A cat is sitting in a cat bed in the corner of the room, staring into the corner.
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Ron Lunde @ronlunde.com · 30/01/2025
I was a little annoyed when I'd click on a link in a web page and end up on the wrong social media site, so I found a chrome extension called "URL Auto Redirector" and added a rule. Where would you choose to be redirected?
^https?://x.com/(.*)
https://www.pexels.com/search/random/
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Ron Lunde @ronlunde.com · 08/01/2025
Following Donald Trump's latest press conference, some experts now recommend adding padding to the walls of the oval office and installing a new more secure phone on the Resolute desk.
Vintage Fisher Price phone toy.
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Ron Lunde @ronlunde.com · 19/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #57,446!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #57,446, rontology.bsky.social ‪@rontology.bsky.social‬, joined on May 3, 2023"
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