Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 10hI was late for work partly because I was taking selfies, but mostly because the M3 was closed. 7940
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 15hWhy do we wake up at 4:30am to remember a mistake we made at work three days ago? 😣 3210
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The BBC have always been clear that presenters and participants cannot wear logos or slogans of any type. This only feels shocking because it's a cause people feel strongly about, otherwise it wouldn't be news. 130
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Tonight's plan is a massive slow-cooked bolognese and a bottle of Portuguese red before doom-scrolling Grindr and having a little lonely cry. Love that for me. 5220
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Did my regular route backwards and it turns out my runs are much faster when the route is mostly downhill rather than up. Who’da thunk it?! 2100
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026After taking my car to the third garage they've finally diagnosed the fault as a leaky tube. £140 and she'll be back with me tomorrow. Onwards to 200k miles at this rate...! 3110
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nothing comes close to the sweet satisfaction of the faceless profile who has ignored you for years finally uploading a face picture and being utterly pig-ugly. Woof, but in a bad way. 2110
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Offered to place to office lunch order at Nando's to hopefully gather a bucket of loyalty points, only to find the Nando's scheme limits you to one (1!) point per day regardless of order size. Buggerations. 140
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Once again I don’t want a gym buddy for the camaraderie or motivation, I just need them to take candid photos of my gym pump and tell me how good I look. 0200
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Everyone shares their lock screen, but what’s on your actual home page? 👀 560
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Posted my shopping on Reddit and someone said I don’t eat enough protein. So I cried about it and took some selfies of my weedy little protein starved body. 6540
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Almost exactly a year apart, should my insurance company have any queries about my claimed driving habits. 160
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't think the government should do anything to reduce fuel prices but I hope the extra VAT income from £2/litre diesel gets put to some sort of good use... 170
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: Hey stranger, how you been keeping? He: Hey... I've got a boyfriend now. 3180
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve had two people tell me the tache doesn’t suit me and I may have to face facts and get rid of it 😭 18480
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026babe wake up, new gym pump selfie location just dropped (I think the lighting in the other room is better though) 3780
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dreaming about adjusting my alarm to give myself a lie-in and then being woken by my alarm in reality felt cruel this morning 🥱 0130
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm active in a kink community which has a gay site and a straight one. I'm on both for shits and giggs, but the way gay men actually talk to one another and straight people don't know how to communicate should be studied. 3220
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm not saying I'm getting old/tired/boring, but I worked from home today and didn't even have a wank between emails. 6330
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am having issues with my car and there's a chance I may need to rent an alternative vehicle for a few days this week... Why is it cheaper to rent a full-size van than it is a Toyota Aygo? 🙃😅 360
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Does anyone actually play the Royal Match game advertised on Grindr? It just looks like the biggest load of shite. 250
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll. 180
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I recorded this for TwatTok but the sound of the pan makes it almost impossible to even hear me 😭 4190
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The artwork at the local funfair is giving Clubland circa 2008, right? That’s not just me? 2110
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Was looking at the stats from my run this morning and lolll, look at the way that hill absolutely wiped me out. 060
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Had my hair cut this morning and my barber asked me if I'd been hitting the gym because I was looking bigger, especially my legs 🥺 Compliments hit so hard when they're not prompted by a thirst pic and come from someone who absolutely doesn't want to sleep with me. 0420
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s the way she opens her eyes just enough to judge me for taking the photo which gets me. 0340
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So diesel is now £2/litre even at the supermarkets... for any US followers I have, this is the equivalent of $10.15/gal 🥲 220
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don't Leave Me On the Dance Floor followed by Step's cover of Tragedy and now Ava Max My Head & My Heart? Whoever put together our Friday playlist in the office is screaming gay rights today. 040
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Was searching for something else in Outlook and it decided this email from 2021 was the most relevant (it wasn't) but oof, that's a blast from the past 🤣 040
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm in the corner Watchin' you kiss her, oh I'm right over here Why can't you see me? Oh I'm giving it my all But I'm not the girl you're takin' home, ooh I keep wanking on my own 080
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My running schedule is for a 6.5k easy run this evening but I might just... not? I've got an 8k progressive run on the schedule for Saturday morning and I feel like I just want to rest more before the longer one. Next week is even worse. 8k, 7.5k and a 9k. Gross. 280
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026On this day in 2022 I was at Yosemite and discovered, several hundred feet up a mountain trail, that I had a fear of heights. Here’s me touching a tree to stop the world spinning. 2410
Rob @romeogolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Charity bake sale in the office today, so an excellent opportunity to be guilted into donating an obscene sum of money one of Tracy's poorly-baked cupcakes because you made the mistake of trying to get a glass of water at the same time ✌🏻 090
