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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
@isagenzken.bsky.social made me think of u
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I know a guy that knows a guy… meet behind the Burger King in Tiergarten, code word “plant based nuggets”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/05/2025
Trump Shares Own Experiences As Victim Of White Genocide theonion.com/trump-s...
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Trump Shares Own Experiences As Victim Of White Genocide
WASHINGTON—Saying the plight of white South African farmers affected him on a deeply personal level, President Donald Trump issued a statement Thursday in which he shared his own experiences as a victim of white genocide. “I’ve kept quiet about my past out of a fear that I could still be persecuted, but I too know […]
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
to hide their butt quacks
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Pissing never gets old
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Can this be a guitar pedal?
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I am so over instagram 😭
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
@isagenzken.bsky.social why do ducks have feathers
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
hot take: Jesus was a lifestyle influencer (possibly a thirst trapper, too)
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
to the terfs. you don’t call a butterfly a caterpillar
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This is a real question: do Christian fundamentalists baptise a miscarriage?
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Healing for the wretched soul #dp
youtu.be
Light of a Clear Blue Morning
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
What have you done today to make you feel proud? #heathersmall #livelovelaugh #blueskyonabrandnewmorning
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Brandon Grover @bconnettgr.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
TBF, I like to sit on my table and lick my anus from time to time. It has nothing to do with being bored with my company, it’s just something I enjoy doing.
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
This is just the most straightforward way to have the caption read. I think since the onion is known for one-line jokes there’s not much point in having different content. Idk 🤷‍♀️ just being an internet-Karen today
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It’s important for visually impaired people to be able to easily get text-to-speech
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Petition to also rename the Gulf of California - “Gulf of Karen”
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Trump doesn’t seem to care about America at all, just the USA. So MAGA should’ve really been MUSAGA?
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
With Trump in there the White House could also be called the Orangerie
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The whole MAGA is wrong then. Should be MUSAGA (which sounds dangerously close to Greek food)
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This will still make it in the history books.
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Omg I found this really cute pic of Musk and Trump!
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Which Emperor wore it best? #villains
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
@leilahekmat.bsky.social
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
@isagenzken.bsky.social
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Hot take - arrest anybody opening a can of red bull on public transportation during the hours of 6am and 10pm
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Elon said he’ll take the death of a few dozen people to get rid of DEI policies. I say I’ll take the death of all billionaires, period. (But sure - if they give up their billions and return to being just millionaires they can live)
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 01/02/2025
The Palestinian Prisoners Club says “every time prisoners are released, we find the prisoners’ bodies reflecting the level of crimes committed against them, including torture that is unprecedented in its level after October 7”. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/i1n6gb
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If this doesn’t scream 1930s Germany I don’t know what will.
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
@isagenzken.bsky.social 🥲
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I’m left wanting
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I’m really having to look twice lately to tell the Onion apart from NPR…
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I want to sing you a song but every time I sit at the piano I become sad and I feel so much anxiety. How do I detach myself from what’s going on in the world without feeling like an ignorant arse.
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
But no kidding I did have a crazy dream where I was homeless in former East Germany (which is already a paradox nobody was homeless there) and then to escape the country they shot me up with Heroin and I ended up in New York and then […]
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I had this crazy dream where the President of one of the largest countries in the world pardons radicals that violently attack civil servants raiding the Capitol while he pledges to deport people protesting a genocide peacefully. Oh wait! I just realised that was just the news today…
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LGBTQ History @lgbtqhistory.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
"Transitions: Sylvia Rivera," obituary by Bebe Scarpinato and Rusty Moore, Transgender Tapestry, Issue 98, Summer 2002.
A photo of Sylvia holding a cat. The headline says "Transitions: Sylvia Rivera" and the obituary, text available upon request, takes up most of the page. Two photos from a march: one includes a person with a poster saying "ESPA Your Agenda Is Killing Us" and the other is of Rivera standing in front of some doors at the SONDA protest in 2002. The obituary takes up the rest of the page. A photo collage on a pink background. Includes two images from a march, a photo of Rivera's funeral, Rivera holding a pink dress and Rivera with filmmaker Rosa Von Praunheim in 1995. Photos from Rivera's funeral. Includes Bob Kohler, Moshay Moses, Rev. Pat Bumgardner, Leslie Feinberg, Martin Duberman, Erykah Ramdass and Ju Hyan. Also included is a photo labeled "Celia at Sylvia's Wake," with Rivera's open casket in the background.
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Watching “Dating Naked UK”, funny how all the lads have better bums than the birds on that show. Also it’s outrageous! But at least finally some Reality TV without the worst wardrobes imaginable
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Omg are you pregnant again 😱
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
And teenage suicide rates going up along with it. I am so sick of this obsession with gender conservatives have.
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I feel like he already did more damage in one week than during his entire first term. With sociopaths Musk and Bezos blowing (wind in) his (sails)
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
One more like this and I unfollow
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
With Musk’s identity politics we can FINALLY deadname twitter again without remorse!
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
JUST TO BE CLEAR! I’m not just going to be talking about politics on here because AM I TIRED of politics. I’ll be silly and gay when I can find that in my heart. Love you all (yes, you!)
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This character cap is exactly why I never got into twitter. Let me just say what I want to say. 🤷‍♀️
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
[cont’d..] people away from the AfD, those people would still have no reason to vote for SPD, because the SPD betrayed everything they stand for historically and have just become a right leaning centrist Conservative Party of politicians that seem more invested in their own careers than the people..
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The SPD is falling into the same trap as Biden/Harris did. The people want to feel like something is happening, but the SPD doesn’t even try offering solutions, they are just focusing on opposing the AfD - which is exactly why nobody can believe in them because if they were successful to pluck [..]
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Posting here is like singing in the shower. No inhibitions because it feels like nobody hears what you’re saying
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
It’s getting to a point where I’m scared to wake up because I know I’ll look at the news and will be met with news inducing more and more anxiety.
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roman @romanole.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Well what autism? He has admitted that he has never had a therapy session. So he can only be self diagnosed. Protesting war crimes is not antisemitic.
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