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Roman Acleaf

@romanacleaf.bsky.social
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Author of The Tundra Diary “Drink deeply from good books.” ~ John Wooden Law School dropout with a 160 LSAT score.

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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 5h
The green areas of this map have sizable forests. They are also (mostly) "grid-adjacent". Due to it's energy density & ease of transport heating oil is the best option for the yellow areas. Propane is a 2nd class option due to the difficulty in transporting it to & around the yellow areas.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 5h
Green vs. Yellow
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 5h
The green areas are the "Log Cabin" part of Alaska where wood is a available. The yellow area is "tundra"
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 5h
In the green areas below wood is available for harvest. The remaining yellow areas are basically "coastal grassland". #NowYouKnow
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 18h
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Carol Biazin Smiling and Posing (Gifsdayrol)
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alternative Interpretation: Kitteh trains Etruscan dude to hand feed it... as was customary for the time.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the late 80s I heard ppl talk about going out of their way to drive/walk thru SD so they didn't have to deal with NC cops
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Kolkata Traffic Police Indian Police
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did National City cops have a reputation as more aggressive than San Diego?
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the 70s ppl said: Theatre is Art. Film is Entertainment. TV is Funiture. Then WTF is TikTok?
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Department of Angela @angelaisms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I got my dad this tshirt and he loved it. After he passed (not bear-related), I got one for myself.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How long until he saves the Christmas play and marries the lawyer who returned home and now runs a bakery?
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
STOP SPREADING THIS PHOTO All of these service members were killed across VARIOUS engagements several years apart. You dishonor THEM and the actual "Iran War" casualtiies by doing so.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"How long do dogs live? Not ling enough." Peace & Blessings
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But what if that "someone" is a/the dog?
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"How long do most dogs live?" - Not long enough. Peace & Blessings
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Seinfeld: I'm Shifting Into Soup Mode
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just get yourself one of these, preferably a recliner.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To NOT eat a plum And make A poem about it I saw the plum In the refrigerator And thought "No thank you"
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Context: The actual movie is called "Downfall". The scene depicts Hitler being told that "The Russians have surrounded Berlin & the Americans have parachuted into the middle of it. There is no way to hold Berlin at this point. The French & British hold the coast & Atlantic."
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's been a minute, but I think Speed Queen is what laundromats use. So they have a large enough market share they don't need to "keep up with the Joneses" & they can't make things too complex.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
100 men were asked "Would you like to have have sex with Lauren Boebert?" Four said "No." One said "Yes." Ninety-five said "Not again."
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Fozzie Bear Wow
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you have to ask...
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not exactly. But close. Marijuana is "less harmful" than alcohol but it's far from harmless. Also, Lanier has a host of personal side issues which. all her judgement into question.
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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Clinton-Monica Lewinsky scandal would not have been such a big deal if only Clinton had simply given her $45,000 for Christmas like Trump did with Natalie Harp.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A "Lynxux" if you will.
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A Delicious Waffle @wafflicious.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs. But they are essentially cat hardware running dog software.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Zohran the Ugandan Muslim refuses to attend 9/11 memorial"
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
151cm is 5 feet.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Personally, I'm a big fan. But back in the 90's there was a sports radio host who would say "Football season is back, so expect the collective IQ of my callers to drop 10 points for the next few months."
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sic'em!
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ftom 2008: theonion.com/black-man-gi...
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Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job
WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress,...
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I like how the artist for BEEF is simply "Mos". Like if you need Mos' full name, you aren't hoing to vibe the jam anyway.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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More Cowbell Skit
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hear me out: Pumpkin Spice Honey
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Trump is reposting that "to the GOP" (governors, senators, et al) to say: look at how much all of YOU are f'ng up and making me look bad in the process.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Imagine that in some future uber-consumer world Costco buolt amd maintained entire cities just for Costco members.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hooray for Costco but, we need a word other than "off grid". It still has roads, water, & fiber optic cable.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Man Gives Awesome Thumbs Up
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Drive-by feeding"
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Donaldtrump Thumbsup
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Down the hall and to the left.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Donaldtrump Thumbsup
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's like these 80yo entrrtaimers are lined up going, "Welp, so-and-ao died today. I guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow."
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is also true of the meat locker in the back of a restaurant.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nevermind, I just went up there my soi boi self and fixed it. What DID you do today!
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cool. A widow in my street need her roof fixed. When can she expect YOU PERSONALLY to arrive with a ladder amd hammer to repair it? Or... you could send her $10K, but that would be pretty beta.
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Roman Acleaf @romanacleaf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This GIF is used in many ways to communicate many things so may I ask you, as the original artist "What were you intending to communicate in this image?"
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