derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 02/12/2025there’s only one guy posting on this website. his name is derek skeeter and he sucks at posting. 010
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 30/11/2025when i started using apple pay in high school all the kids would smack my ass and call me “apple gay” every time i whipped out my phone to make a purchase. it’s cool to see the whole world adopt it so seamlessly over ten years later. 030
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 23/11/2025driving is so boring. thank god we have phones so theres some entertainment while you’re behind the wheel 010
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 23/11/2025i actually think f1 is pretty cool since i learned it’s a car thing and not an abbreviation for a slur 150
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 17/03/2025youtu.be/ZpXlFOxqrOQ?...youtu.beHey Arnold Rap (Original Song)YouTube video by GangstaRaps 000
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 17/02/2025watchin good burger 2 with my chick. u know how it go. 010
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 08/12/2024the people with several rubber duckies in their car are pedophiles 010
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 05/12/2024mcdonald’s must genetically modify pigs in order to keep the mcrib around the entire year a necessary evil 030
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024girlies playing footsies with their vapes when it falls under the gas pedal 000
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024when u gotta use a public restroom and the seat is already uncomfortably warm ☺️ 000
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024i was really having a good thanksgiving because i didn’t see anyone post a nasty ass pic of their plate of slop… i seen one just now though… day fucking ruined!!! 110
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 26/11/2024i tell everyone we’re in an open relationship but really my gf won’t stop cheating on me and i love it 021
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 26/11/2024yall gotta check out the movie big with tom hanks. the part where he gets big. oh man. you’re not ready 010
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 14/11/2024i’m sad that we’ll never hear oj simpson say “hey bluesky world” 000
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 14/11/2024hoping my dog makes it 21 years so I can take him to get his first drink 010
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 13/11/2024“yeah they’re called the twin towers because they shared the same womb for 9 months” 010
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 13/11/2024love the vibes here on blue sky but i have to say it it is WAY easier to jerk off when you’re using x the everything app 021
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 13/11/2024barefoot contessa lowkey seems like a total bitch but that’s why i like her 010
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 13/11/2024nah man we don’t let people talk shit about rachael ray 000
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 11/11/2024yo have yall seen the rizzler kid? i saw him on fallon kid is fuckin hilarious u gotta check him out 000
derek skeeter @rolfkon.bsky.social · 11/11/2024yo anyone know which account is projared im tryna get freaky 020
