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Matt Wood | The Rogue

@roguematt-sgc.bsky.social
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Former Army, former Disney, biz dev stuff now; husband to a former Moist Soilder, dad to 4 kids, and 2 cats.

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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
20 years ago, this amazing woman looked at me and did her best Pokémon impersonation by saying, "Yup, I choose him!" She's joined me on an adventure that has been rocky & full of shenanigans. Happy 20th anniversary to my wife, the mother of our children, and the love of my life.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
An image of a mid-20-something white male US Space Force 2nd Lieutenant with the last name "Kirk." The caption reads, "If this man doesn't make Captain one day... It will be one of the greatest mistakes of our armed forces."
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Anyone have any experience owning, running, or working on a food truck or know anyone who does? I've got some ideas swirling around with my impending move, and I don't know anyone to talk to who's been in the business before.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Thinking I may open some kind of food service business where the customer's attitude determines the attitude of the servers. You treat us nice, we treat you nice. Want to be jerks? We'll give it right back! I'll call it "Mirror Service."
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
New Hampshire, I am in you! I mean, I've been here since earlier this afternoon, but I'm here now after 3 days on the road. This is only a temporary visit. It'll be permanent at the end of the month.
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Exterminador Futuro: Arnold Schwarzenegger 'Volveré'
ALT: Exterminador Futuro: Arnold Schwarzenegger 'Volveré'
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AltSSA @altssa.altgov.info · 30/06/2026
Today, the Epstein survivors launched their website. They put a lot of time and effort into putting their stories together for the general public. They deserve our support. Please check it out if you have the mental capacity, and please share widely. ❤️
survivorsisters.org
Survivor Sisters
Survivor Sisters of Epstein & Maxwell
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You've Sugared your last Ray.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yesterday morning got off to a very, very good start.
Smoked old fashioned with maple bourbon from Preservation Distillery.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Found a whiskey for you, @teamquimby.bsky.social
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Thought for the day: The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was also technically the highest radio of birds to one stone ever in Earth's history. Do with that knowledge what you will.
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Michael C. Bailey - Indie Author, Stage Combat Guy @mbaileywriter.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The IRL inspirations the Electric Mayhem: * Dr. Teeth - Dr. John * Zoot - Gato Barbieri (look), Zoot Sims (name) * Floyd Pepper - The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (look & name), Pink Floyd (name) * Animal - Keith Moon (allegedly) * Janis - Mary Travers (look), Janis Joplin (name)
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Had dinner last night with my former CO from D/1-502 as he was passing through my town. We hadn't see each other since 2015, but we caught up, laughed, and enjoyed a solid two hours hanging out like it had been only a couple of weeks before he had to get back on the road. Awesome time!
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Heh, 69 days until I leave Florida and return to the Granite State for good. I'll miss the warm winters, but definitely not the BS politics I see here on a regular basis.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
74 days until I leave Florida. After almost 9 years, I didn't think this day would come, but the road is coming to an end here. On to a new adventure.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Didn't realize I was going to recognize a lot of the places in this video. However, if you're Gen X, or an older Millenial, the song will evoke some memories. youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU?...
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Darude - Sandstorm
YouTube video by Darude
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 30/04/2026
X = (3² * 10³) - (15 * 48÷2) + 7
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
No one takes non-classified operational security more serially than him. Classified stuff... Well, that just depends on how quickly he can get to his phone to send a Signal text.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
COMIC: Zod
PANEL 1: A woman with purple and yellow dots on the neckline of her v-neck shirt holds the hand of ZOD (from Superman II, 1980). They’re clearly on a date, with a candle and wine glasses in front of them.
WOMAN: Zod, my love. My dearest. You’ve given me the best years of my life. …and I want to spend all my days with you.

PANEL 2: She holds out a ring box with a gold ring in it. She smiles. ZOD opens his mouth wide as he yells.
WOMAN: Zod, will you marry m—
ZOD: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

PANEL 3: The woman kneels down on one knee, looking at the viewer, annoyed. ZOD holds his hands together in glee. No text.

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett
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Michael C. Bailey - Indie Author, Stage Combat Guy @mbaileywriter.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Exactly my kind of niche joke.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Motivation to do anything work-related today is absolutely nil. Definitely do not want to be making cold calls, don't want to be at work, and just irritated with things. How's everybody else's day going?
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Me, trying to be normal.
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a man with a beard and blonde hair is sitting in a car with a seat belt .
ALT: a man with a beard and blonde hair is sitting in a car with a seat belt .
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.
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a group of men are standing in a hallway and one of them is saying we are the united states government
ALT: a group of men are standing in a hallway and one of them is saying we are the united states government
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@sluggodoug.bsky.social did I hear you say you were looking for cats? I've got a couple of tuxedo cats that are very well dressed, a little derpy at times, and sometimes a bit spicy.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The sheer disappointment of biting into a Wawa buffalo chicken sandwich, to discover it's just a chicken sandwich. No buffalo sauce whatsoever. I want my sauce, dammit!
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Rep. April McClain Delaney @repaprildelaney.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It's 2026, and women are still earning less than men for the same work. The fight for equal pay is far from over. We will continue to push for change and create a world where every woman gets what she's owed. #EqualPayDay @demwomencaucus.bsky.social
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Cosgrove_Outdoors @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Used car salesman Timeshare sales rep Telemarketer Door-to-door salesman
Woodcut of a skeleton with a femur and shield going toe to toe with a renaissance warrior with a great sword in a battle field with lots of dead bodies; also mountains in the background. The text above says "What are the four core character classes?" Below it says "Wrong Answers Only." The really wild thing in the illustration, though, is the warrior's codpiece, which is shaped/styled to look very much like female genitalia. Not sure if this was a joke--and we all know artists who would do that on a whim--or is representative of what some guys went into combat to protect their dangly bits.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Hey, @teamquimby.bsky.social, feel like doing some "fishing" for some guys who may have pissed you off recently? I mean, "narco-terrorists?"
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
gn memers and dreamers 💤 🫂
a bunch of hot dogs stacked on top of each other and text says 24 hours of relaxing hot dog sounds
24 hours 
playlist
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Not interested in news right now, too busy working on feast things. Prepped the candied sweet potatoes with bourbon, so they just need to go in the oven tomorrow for about 35 minutes.
A 9"x13" pan of candied sweet potatoes with bourbon prepped and waiting to be cooked sitting on a granite countertop.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Cranberry apple pie is out of the oven and cooling.
Cranberry apple pie with a lattice top.
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Dr. DaShanne Stokes @dashannestokes.com · 25/11/2025
Desperate Donny posting this West Point plaque that completely undermines his own attacks on Dem leaders raises serious questions about whether Trump is aware of his surroundings and his own actions, has dementia, or is in any way fit to remain in office.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
You will be visited by three spirits... The three spirits:
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
So begins the prepping. Cranberry sauce is cooking and smells amazing!
Homemade cranberry sauce simmering on the stove.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Pete Hegseth is right: Mark Kelly shouldn't be a senator. He should take Hegseth's job and be SECDEF. I'll be on MSNOW at 4pm to talk more about it. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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Senator Mark Kelly Is in the Wrong Job
He should be secretary of defense.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
It's an older, niche meme, but a good one.
A picture of 80s-era Transformer toys, Ultra Magnus and Optimus Prime, in their alternate vehicle modes, with the caption, "Optimus Prime and Ultra Magnus aren't technically brothers, but they are semi related."
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A movie that takes place where you're from.
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a man wearing a life jacket is saying `` i 'm sailing !!! '' .
ALT: a man wearing a life jacket is saying `` i 'm sailing !!! '' .
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
🎶 Walkin' tall, machine-gun man They spit on me in my homeland Gloria sent me pictures of my boy, mm-mm Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death My buddy's breathin' his dyin' breath Oh, God, please, won't you help me make it through? Mm-mm 🎵
The pope with a microphone at his mouth looking like he is singing an emotionally devastating song.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
You're at the Ballet. I need you at Spandau.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
You're at Garfunkel. I need you at Simon.
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Michael A. Stackpole 🇺🇦 @michaelastackpole.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I just released my "Brief Guide to Writing Short Fiction." It's a solid guide to writing short stories and more; and has a special focus on Sword and Sorcery stories. It costs $10, which, as a set of instructions to write stories you can sell, is rather inexpensive. Like and share. That helps!
the image is of a note pinned to a cork board. The note reads "Basic Guide to Writing Short Fiction."
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Anonymous @opsnowcrash.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
It’s time to return to real values—wisdom, empathy, integrity. Redefine success as contribution, not accumulation. Respect those who uplift, not exploit. A better world begins with what we choose to honor. #Values #RedefineSuccess #Limitarianism #OpEndOligarchy #Anonymous
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Because this is totally normal and acceptable, and nothing bad can come of this.
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween, all you ghouls and psychos! 👻🎃
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Ron Burgundy moment tonight. I was driving to pick up Ms. 14 from color guard practice and ended up behind a car with disabled veteran plates. Not that uncommon here in FL, but this one had a United States Space Force frame around the plate. How? Was the alien probe too big?? Carpal tunnel?
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie .
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Alright, @gpatrick.bsky.social, this has no right being as funky as it is, but it works, and I'm impressed. youtu.be/TVAkkTrZbKU?...
youtu.be
Metallica's Greatest Hits (If they were FUNK)
YouTube video by Conhuir
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Seth A Quimby-🇮🇪🇵🇷🇵🇸 @teamquimby.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
You don’t only live once you only die once. You live every second of the goddamn day. There’s no dress rehearsal. Life is happening now. Drink water, move your body, and do what scares you.
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Frank Cho @frankchoartist.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Catwoman #85, variant cover (Work in progress.) Spent the last 4 hours listening to an audio book and inking the drapery on this large piece. I have to finish TWO covers before I fly out in this Thursday to Cincinnati Comic Expo. 3 major shows in 3 weeks. No sleep again this week.
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Wendy Harmer @wendyharmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
You won't read a better summation of the Hesgeth/Trump show than this one... (From my subscription for you) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
theatlantic.com
Pete Hegseth Is Living the Dream
A man who retired as a major lectures hundreds of generals about the need to meet his standards
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Matt Wood | The Rogue @roguematt-sgc.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
My cats were being extra photogenic today. Naturally, who was I to deny them?
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