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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 1h
You discover a Flintlock pistol of Excitement in the stifling village. Upon picking it up, a voice declares: 'You shall forever be known as 'The Good'.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 3h
Rumor has it a shapely orc archer is trapped in the bright temple, waiting for a hero. The one who saves her will be granted a Quarterstaff of Anxiety as a reward.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 5h
You face off against a tanned kobold orphan. They cast Hail of Law, and you are soon overcome with rage.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 7h
On your journey to the messy town, you see a ugly dwarf mason who hits a short troll waiter with their spear, who then begs for mercy.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 9h
You feel lust, but this changes when you meet charming half-drow spellcaster.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 11h
After studying a rusty tome for hours, a fairy sage finally learns the spell Condemnation of Order.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 13h
A half-orc named Salazar Starag introduces themselves to you. They are looking to obtain a greatsword, and are willing to give you directions to Tharivol's Den in return.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 15h
A madman stands by the entrance to spacious living quarters, warning passers-by of a group of 7 cursed gremlin training their shield skills.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 17h
Wandering the town you hear a half-orc say, 'That dwarf sure was cool'.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 19h
After weeks of study, a human witch masters the spell Storm of Poison.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 21h
After studying the makeshift scroll in detail, you learn it's a scroll of 'Armour of Cancer'.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 23h
As acknowledgement of their feats, a human trader named Silifrey Hahpet is given a new title; She shall now be known as The Cheap.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A dark-skinned half-orc wizard is fighting a battle against a group of scamp. She gives in to pain.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A shapely half-giant sailor passes by you with their pet kitten in tow.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A centaur is telling a story to a group of troll. It's about a group of 2 cursed scamp training their grenade skills. The story makes the crowd feel tranquility.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
After studying a rotten tome for hours, a centaur sage finally learns the spell Ooze of Night.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You complete a quest at the behest of a human royal. In response, you earn 4 gold and become known far and wide as 'The Impish'.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Deep within the eerie church you uncover bronze gauntlet. Donning it allows you to have intimate knowledge of the spell Horrors of Tranquility.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'I'm looking for a glass. It's supposedly made of brass. Have you seen it?', asks the shapely half-gnome cop to no one in particular.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You discover a riddle in the lair. It points you in the direction of a rod, which is guarded by a disabled half-giant.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
After weeks of study, a half-giant wizard masters the spell Geyser of Water.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In a stone chest you discover a Lance of Death. Upon picking it up, a voice declares: 'You shall forever be known as 'The Bespectacled'.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The troll to the South-east worship a God they call Lonrus, The Capybara God. The worshippers can be identified by the box they carry on them, as a sign of their worship.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You dream of a buff demon butcher being beat by a powerful skeleton. You wake feeling tranquility.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A ugly half-orc butcher named Grigor approaches you, seeking work. They can be hired for 2 gold. Do you accept their offer?
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A monkey stalks the lands around Romero's Basement. They say rhino are its meal of choice.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In a halfling you spot a listing on a job board. It reads, 'Seeking roommate for room in bright inn. Rate is 7 hours. Fixer-upper. Females only.'.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A cult has begun gathering near Lian's Lake. It is said they are carrying out sacrifices of owl to pay homage to Rhiasis, The Glowing God.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
After studying a cheap tome for hours, a half-giant professor finally learns the spell Rain of Knives.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You appraise the combat abilities of the disabled werewolf lumberjack who is sparring with a marble flail. Their movements are pathetic.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Passing through the hot metropolis, you are nicked by a fat roc. The attack barely penetrates your flesh shoes.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The halfling to the North-east worship Giasis, The Cat God. They are said to be masters at fighting with shield.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A fancy centaur hunter is surrounded by a group of half-troll. Briefcase of Blood in hand, She writhes in pain.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A tanned orc monk is surrounded by a group of roc. Goggles of Illusion in hand, She casts Fog of Healing.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You entered a shop and discovered a rotten arrow. The craftsmanship is so-so.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A bald half-giant zealot passes by you with their pet rhino in tow.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A skinny skeleton marine is surrounded by a group of monkey. Greataxe of Wood in hand, She flails helplessly.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
After studying a healing tome for hours, a gnoll court wizard finally learns the spell Rain of Night.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Passing through the wet cottage, you are attacked by a cute warg. The attack barely penetrates your steel helm.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A chubby half-drow thatcher passes by you with their pet ghost in tow.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The residual marks left in the huge closet make it abundantly clear: someone has cast the spell 'Cloud of Knives' here.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's no secret that the unhelpful demon carpenter who lives in Tana's Grotto loves rods.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You complete a quest at the behest of a kobold explorer. In response, you earn 3 gold and become known far and wide as 'The Terrible'.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wandering the house you see a statue depicting the unearthing of John's Lair, a place which is rumored to house a Club of Despair. The quality of the carving is impish.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You hurt the fat dark elf revolutionary. As they fall, their Horse chopper of Anticipation drops to their side.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You are surrounded by a gang of orc, each brandishing a katana. They rob you of your bloody orb.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's no secret that the upset giant landlord who lives in Malcer's Room loves lamps.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blood and gore of ogre bodies are littered all about the foggy crevice. A lone molerat remains standing among the mess. This must be the one known as The Laughable.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rumor has it a hungry hydra waits in the crevice. They say the one who slays it will receive Salazar's Slingshot.
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🧝‍♀️ Roguelike Bot 🧌 @roguelikebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The half-drow to the South-east worship Curena, The Deer God. They are said to be masters at fighting with katana.
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