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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 32m
The last coalition just ensured I'd never vote LibDem again. The Tories? I know the maths meant a Lib-Lab coalition didn't work, but THE TORIES?
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 34m
AIUI it was fat loser Mussolini who made the trains run on time, largely by cancelling lots of them and slackening the schedules for the remaining ones. Northern Rail tried the same thing recently.
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 37m
Ur mom
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 1h
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 1h
Apparently one of the first things that goes with dememtia is how to get from A to B, so tell her it's just brain training
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 1h
CR48S VD
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 17h
Reader, I married him
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Daddy's taking us for a poo tomorrow, poo tomorrow, poo tomorrow/Daddy's taking us for a poo tomorrow/We can stay all day
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hugh Janus, and he's the world's premier goatse creator?
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is she a Bradford Exchange fan?
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
VAR?
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't know there were so many large football pitches
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Works for many towns, but inevitably there are many duplicates, so often only the first two letters make sense. London used the three digits after the 01 for the area, although it wasn't necessarily an area name you'd recognise easily
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You're just a Yes fan, admit it
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's because returns are so low that you need a £1m pot for a decent annuity, so taking risk in retirement has become popular. A lot of people will outlive their capital and end up on just the state pension.
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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That's Enough Internet For Today Cat Meme
ALT: That's Enough Internet For Today Cat Meme
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's the next stage after being a Pizza Karen
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Couldn't get you a big red rooster, but I found this massive purple cock by the A43 in Towcester
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That was just the non-stick pans thread
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't a high proportion of TR/DT followers or Raise The Colours flagshaggers turn out to have convictions for domestic violence and noncing?
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's one for sale on Rightmove, with king-size, wipe-clean beds www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
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Check out this 3 bedroom character property for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom character property for sale in Frampton Roads, Frampton, Boston, PE20 for £1,100,000. Marketed by William H. Brown, Boston
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not sure what's done for degrees, minutes and seconds. Is it 51°5'7", or 51°005'007"? Maybe a sailor or pilot can tell us.
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I thought she preferred barely-legal teenage boys?
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True, and Tefal, for one, say the process they use creates no PFAS residues.
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Friendly Fish Greets from Water
ALT: Friendly Fish Greets from Water
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Late 17th century here. Goodness knows how it even stays up, but it does.
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Caroline No!
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You obviously didn't marry her for her looks, then
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think Billy Idol's great, but he's starting to look like Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My dad's 80th birthday speech had quite a few stories that were embellished to the point of self-aggrandisement but, like the OP, I'm sure he wasn't lying in the conventional sense; he genuinely believed them to be true after all this time.
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, 6.5 was the normal way to write 5 past 6. As minutes aren't decimals, it was a perfectly sensible way to do things.
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone uses the back door in the countryside. It's true.
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We don't really need more honey bees. We need more solitary bees (bumblebees etc)
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Carp are pretty wily.
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At the same time? Large meteorite? Bolt of lightning? Falling tree?
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle. Moralising floppy-haired twat
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My cat featured in two of the photos. In fact, he was the sole subject of two of the photos. I reckon he sold it.
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone in the south of England believes those living to the west of them are weird and inbred. I remember a girl from Penzance telling me how weird St Just is, always covered in mist but they like it there, because it keeps outsiders away
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
True, but people clean their teeth in it where the cistern feeds the bathroom basin (depends on your water authority's rules decades ago as to whether that's normal)
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fly tipping is much less strenuous, but you have to catch them in their sleep
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Radio Times still did it in the 1970s - see below. UK train timetables only added the leading zero from 1965.
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A Twix is interesting, as it goes in as a Twix but comes out just as a biscuit. Or so I've heard
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pizza Karen
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The cat thinks, "ffs, paté again"
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had to change hairdresser for this reason
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not sure that's the ideal way to get the point across, though. Illegal immigrants are dark-skinned food delivery workers? No stereotyping there. And it looks as if middle-class people are only interested in maintaining cheap takeaways.
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Harry Enfield's Gay Nazis have already done it. youtu.be/QATSbEK5muQ?...
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Harry Enfield - Gay Nazis -1- Nuremburg Rally
YouTube video by comedyklips
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mix with other middle-aged and eldetly men socially. Outside the middle-class echo chambers, it's frightening how many are big Tommy Robinson fans, hate Labour, and think "forriners" and benefit scroungers are the cause of all ills.
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it true that The Sun had the sports headline "SHREK 3" when Rooney scored his first hat trick?* * three goals, not three grannies in one night
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rogerzilla.bsky.social @rogerzilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just can't believe two of the Great Offices of State are held by "Andy" and "Ed". Is this Australia?
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