Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026@kevinmkruse.bsky.social Respectfully submitted for your next My Man. I’m 000
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026@andrewhickey.500songs.com No longer opening for Ed Sheeran. 010
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026@dicknixon.bsky.social Apologies for bringing up unpleasant memories, sir, but it’s a shame that the obvious headline shorthand for the Reflecting Pool debacle is already taken. 010
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The Nairobi Trio will not be performing at Freedom 250. 020
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Just heard Chuck’s stirring condemnation of Trump’s slush fund. JFC, has there ever been a sadder public speaker? Is it too late to exhume Harry Reid? 000
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026When he speaks directly to the camera, his mouth moves like the Synchro-Vox on “Clutch Cargo.” 010
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026His hair looks particularly disastrous tonight 000
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Would someone please explain to me how curling is more exacting than bar shuffleboard? 000
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Just In: Trump directs General Motors board to can Mary Barra unless she renames the truck the GMC McKinley. 000
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 11/05/2025@kevinmkruse.bsky.social It’s journalistic malpractice to write this article without noting the first time Trump got his name in the Times. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/09/u...nytimes.comTrump Seeks to Strip Away Legal Tool Key to Civil Rights Enforcement 010
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 28/04/2025@lfn.bsky.social What’s it gonna take to get Helble to sign the AAC&U statement? 000
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025This - THIS - is the photo Axios just used to illustrate an article titled “How Booker did it.” Way to go, Axios. 010
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Re their public comments about Habba, Booker and Murphy need to grow a pair. 000
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Not The Onionnewjerseyglobe.comTrump names Alina Habba, his former defense lawyer, as interim U.S. Attorney for New Jersey - New Jersey GlobeAlina Habba, a controversial attorney and political figure who served on President Donald Trump’s personal legal team, will be the next interim U.S. 010
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Obama has found the time to put out his March Madness bracket but not to speak out against the madness. 020
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Finally. This. This is the bold, dynamic response that people have been looking for from you, Mr. Leader. Oh, and call me when you get those three votes. 010
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 14/02/2025What is the deal with that fucking guy’s accent? 010
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I dunno. Isn’t that song basically just NOKD with a beat? 000
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Are Jelly Roll and Teddy Swims the same person? 000
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Watching @secretarynoem.bsky.social cosplaying today as an ICE agent, I was reminded of another Republican governor. www.nytimes.com/2000/07/11/n... 010
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Schumer and DeLauro as the face of Dems’ opposition to the budget freeze. Oy! 010
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Thanks for voting for the dog-killer, @kim.senate.gov 000
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Biden should hand out Smith’s docs report tonight like they’re party favors. He’s immune 010
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 19/12/2024There is probably nothing that would get Trump spiraling back to his days peddling crappy outer-borough apartments than if he heard constant references to President Musk. 000
Roger Schwarz @rogerschwarz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Even if they changed their mission statement to focus on climate change starting tomorrow, I still would never donate to Kars4Kids because of that gd song. 000
