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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody)

@rogermarshall.bsky.social
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God-fearing, Denver Bronco loving, MAGA-conversative US Senator from the great state of Florida. Parody

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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I am as Pro-USA as they come!! In fact, I'm so Pro-America, that I have the American flag tattooed on one of my ass cheeks and George Washington tattooed on the other. #'Murica
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I am proud to state that it is only us Pro-Life MAGA Republicans who have the courage to support this legislation to ban dangerous hydroxic acid from our tap water
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
🚨 ATTENTION ALL KANSANS 🚨 I will be holding several town hall meetings in Kansas on April 31. Here's the locations: Goodland LDS Church @ 2:30 A.M. Great Bend School for the Blind and Deaf @ 5:15 A.M. Cozy Inn Mural (Salina) @ 12:30 P.M. Pittsburg Church of Scientology @ 11:45 P.M.
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
For many years, the radical socialist left has been murdering millions of people by poisoning our water supply with a dangerous and addictive chemical called hydroxic acid. Soon, this vile evil will stop as I have introduced a bill to ban all hydroxic acid from our water supply.
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Why ivermectin? Because it's a wonder drug!! I've been taking it daily for the last 5 years, and it has greatly improved my health. Sure, there are some negative side effects, like explosive diarrhea, but i've had no intestinal worms from all the raw meat I eat, and that's a miracle in and of itself
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
How DARE you spread this radical LEFTIST, Communist defamatory hoax. I am NOT a senator for the state of Kansas, I am a Senator for the state of Florida, which is where I live. I request an immediate retraction on this false smear campaign
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The reason why nobody is there is because some radical left socialist poisoned our raw milk supply, causing us all to get very sick. Ivermectin is obviously a cure for everything, but the pharmacy couldn't keep up with our 53kg/day usage, so we're out of that
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
- Awarding Sarasota, Florida resident Roger Wayne Marshall with the Medal of Honor and the Congressional Gold Medal, and providing permanent lifelong income tax relief for Roger and all of his children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
- Authorizing the construction of and providing funding for 17,000,000 ivermectin factories, all of which are to be located in the former state of "Wyoming" - Ending the 'Operation Featherwing' drone surveillance program (commonly known as "birds")
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
- Legalizing and encouraging use of alternative medicine including but not limited to bloodletting, essential oils, sorcery, magic Jedi healing powers, detoxes, jean dye, coffee enemas, and tobacco smoking - Legalizing and encouraging consumption of raw meat and milk
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
- Guaranteeing easy exit and entry for American citizens travelling abroad to obtain affordable healthcare in foreign countries - Abolishing the DOE, EPA, FDA, CDC, KU School of Medicine, HHS, the State of "Wyoming", and the Treasury department - Authorizing military action against Sierra Leone
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
For far too long Americans have been paying way too much for healthcare in the US due to Big Pharma's price gouging. That is why today I have introduced the HEALTH Act. The HEALTH Act will be a revolutionary and great change to the American healthcare system. It's provisions include:
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I will have you no that I graduatde topp of my klass from the prestigus Marshall Homsechooling Academy, meaning i am a very smart individual
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Wrong. I believe you are thinking of our other US Senator, Jerry Moron
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I miss Harry Johnson.
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Lies. Not once have I supported legislation to ban people from getting quality healthcare in Canada, Mexico, or Europe, just like me and my family do. For example, I was sick for the last several weeks after somebody poisoned my raw milk and am now much better after getting healthcare down in Mexico
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It was never about national security. As I have said before and will say again, I voted to ban TikTok because queer people are on the platform
A tweet from me where I said TikTok should be banned because queer people are on it.
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
We're going to Make Tuberculosis Great Again
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The woke, radical left demoncrats are trying to ban me from drinking milk, from reading racist Dr. Seuss books, and from running my neighbor over with my car. I'm fighting tooth and nail to stop this commie government overreach and protect our basic, God-given rights. I don't hate freedom, I love it
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I never got my medical license, actually. I just slipped the regulatory authorities a couple G's to look the other way
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Why would we bring back the fillibuster for SCOTUS appoitnments? If the fillibuster existed for that, then we wouldn't have enough votes to confirm Sen. Ted Cruz, Alina Habba, or War Criminal Ben Netanyahu when President Trump (the greatest President of all time) nominates all of them for SCOTUS
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Matt Gaetz will end the weaponization of the Justice Department, such as by quashing impending "attempted vehicular manslaughter" charges against sitting US Senators, while at the same time bringing back competency to the DOJ by prosecuting Fauci, Biden, Pelosi, Sharice Davids, Laura Kelly, etc
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I would like to wish a huge congratulations to @mattgertz.bsky.social for being President Donald Trump's pick for Attorney General. Matt has been an extremely close friend of mine for many, many years now and we've only gotten closer ever since I moved here to Florida and became his neighbor
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I strongly encourage all of my fellow God-fearing, Trump-loving patriots to write in Donald J. Trump for EVERY single position
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
As a true, Trump-loving patriot, I know that Donald J. Trump causes the shitlibs to cry profusely. That is why, today, to Make The Shitlibs Scared Again, I wrote in Donald Trump for every single position. Sheriff? Donald Trump. President/VP? Donald Trump and Donald Trump Jr. US House? Donald Trump
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
This is not true. I have seen his birth certificate. It is actually spelled "Jorkkken Dapeanus"
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
I am the real US Senator Roger Marshall. It is extremely disrespectful to state otherwise. Everything this account says should be attributed completely and entirely to the US Senator Roger Marshall, who I am
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US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody) @rogermarshall.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
I am honored to announce that the band Brojob has written a song about me! I would highly recommend y'all to check it out, this is truly a masterpiece
open.spotify.com
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Brojob · Song · 2020
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