Malters Wandale @rodtskag.bsky.social · 20/06/2026From the producers of Gazpacho Gump (1995, 174 minutes), My Two Goombahs (2002, limited TV series), and The Hunt for Red Gravy (2013, 81 minutes) comes the summer ballbuster of all time: Cocaine Bears (72 minutes). 000
Malters Wandale @rodtskag.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Here’s the oil & gas lobby dumping $500,000 into a Becerra PAC. He’s an experienced politician, so he’ll know how to keep the table tipped in their favor. 100
Malters Wandale @rodtskag.bsky.social · 07/03/2026FBI briefing today: nationalize college sports and consolidate all betting platforms into state-run monopoly. 010
Malters Wandale @rodtskag.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Don’t worry, folks. The FBI is working in shifts to solve this high profile crime. 000
Malters Wandale @rodtskag.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Don’t worry, the FBI is no longer hobbled by woke-ism. 010
Malters Wandale @rodtskag.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Smiling with the mouth to the ocean And I'll wave to you with the arms of the mountain I'll see you Give the same to me then I'll be closer, closer 100
Malters Wandale @rodtskag.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Boulder green chili kettle chips, please. At least $2,000 in crisp Franklins. Release the Epstein Files. Thank you and bless! 010
Malters Wandale @rodtskag.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Love that Dems have been voting to increase police budgets at the expense of all other public utilities and services since forever. Vote [boot] no matter who! 010
Malters Wandale @rodtskag.bsky.social · 11/06/2025When LAPD can shoot reporters for lulz, what’s the point of peaceful protest, Gavin? 010
Malters Wandale @rodtskag.bsky.social · 13/11/2024<slaps the side of the 5th largest economy in the world> Dang, you can fit so many multi-story, single-stair residential buildings in this place. 1263
Malters Wandale @rodtskag.bsky.social · 06/04/2024post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana or pearl jam or soundgarden or alice In chains faith no more - angel dust 000
Malters Wandale @rodtskag.bsky.social · 02/12/2023Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain, That is pouring like an avalanche comin' down the mountain. I DONT MID THE SUN SOMETIMES, THE IMAGES IT SHOWS. I CAN TASTE YOU ON MY LIPS AND SMELL YOU IN MY CLOTHES. 000
![Troutman @robotrowboat
Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being
Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being?
Boss: Huh?
Me: Is it standing near me?
Boss: Who?
Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being
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