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John Harris

@rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy
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I'm JHarris on Metafilter! I went with rodneylives here because I kind of regret going with my actual name back when I joined. They/them. Searchable via tootfinder […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mefi.social/@rodneylives, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
Dropbox thinks that 9 minutes of video is 2 GB in size.
Dropbox web dialog box, offering to rent 2GB, claiming that's as long as a 9 minute video.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
I don't just blame the headline author (although I DO blame them), I blame decades of pop culture making people think hacking is some magic process. You type randomly on a keyboard and OH GOSH YOU GOT MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER
Hackerman, from Kung Fury
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
There is an actual Atlantic article with the headline "How Long Until AI Hacks Everything?" and I feel like my cornflakes this morning were covered in Stupid Sauce.
Ragatha from Amazing Digital Circus after her eye got squirted with Stupid Sauce, blissed out and high on the job.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Do you know now many posts Set Side B (setsideb.com) has? We're at around 4½ years of updating daily, so it's quite a lot, as I'm discovering doing a site export.
Just a bunch of post titles from Set Side B
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
The Farmer's Basket in Peachtree Center Mall ("The Hub") had new menu boards, with AI-generated images of their food that fall right into the dead center of the uncanny valley. Look at THESE:
An unsettling AI-generated image of shrimp, broccoli and rice.A disturbing AI-generated image of salmon, broccoli and mashed potatoesA disgusting AI-generated image of greens, potatoes(?) and some orb-like pods(??). The text reads "CHICKEN with 2 SIDES", but it's like no chicken I've ever seenA unpleasant AI-generated image of green beans, potatoes, broccoli and what I presume is supposed to be cooked corn niblets
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Y' kno, McDonald's has many things wrong with it, but every once in a while....
A McDonald's Happy Meal toy, Hello Kitty cosplaying as Godzilla
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Out in the wastes, a sudden inferno. The blaze burns all around as there opens a portal to Hell itself. Emerging first in silhouette, then illuminated by the blaze comes a forgotten figure, returned to ravage the world: a squat green shape in a bow-tie. FROGGY THE GREMLIN! "I'm back, I am I am!"
A toy of a figure from the 50s, a rubber agent of mischief, a green frog-like being in a coat with a bowtie, smiling and waving. A box behind it reads "Smilin' Ed's Giant Size 'Froggy' The Gremlin"
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Idea for a promo sticker for setsideb:
Pixel art image of a red monster eating the site's name, SETSIDEB.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
A shark named SUPER. IMPOSING.
A box from fireworks company Brothers Pyrotechnics, showing a silhouette of a shark full of exploding fireworks and the title "SUPER. IMPOSING." No hint is made as to what fireworks have to do with sharks.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
As the OP says it's fixed now, here's a mockup of what it looked like a short while ago:
www.php.net, as it looked some minutes ago: a blank gray screen with a nav bar. (this is an edited recreation)
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
I went to Nintendo's US home page and began seeking out a contact form there. This is how their page mysupport.nintendo.com looks to me right now. Your browser isn't broken. Nintendo's support site is. It's just a blank white field at this moment, to me at least.
A blank white page. A polar bear in a snowstorm.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
Adding stupidity to injury. I Googled a Nintendo contact form to tell them about this. I found one, but it says IT'S ONLY FROM PEOPLE IN MALAYSIA. support-my.nintendo.com/hc/en-us/re… I presume the "/hc" in the URL is a country code, despite the "en-us/" right after it.
Contact form on Nintendo's site, saying it's only for use in Malaysia.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
Nintendo sent me an email that one of the items on my wish list, Patapon 1+2, was on sale, down from $29.99 to $4.79. IT WAS A LIE.
Patapon 1+2's price in the email sent today: $4.79.Patapon 1+2's price in the eShop right now: $29.99.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/05/2026
Let's not shop there. I don't think we want what they're selling.
The sign outside a SEARS store, but one with the A burned out, hence what's left is SARS.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/05/2026
A reminder of the greatness of Richard Thompson's Cul De Sac.
Cul De Sac comic.
Panel 1: Petey at the dinner table. "Mom, can we move Alice's flower? It's oppressing me."
Panel 2: The flower, which towers over everyone wilts and lands directly on Petey's head.
Panel 3: Alice gleefully exclaims, "GET HIM FLOWER!" The father: "Petey, calm down." Petey: "No! It's got me by the face!"
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/05/2026
Fake title card for Stat Trek Voyager reading "Jim Henson's Salamander Babies"
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026
An edit of a classic Star Trek title card, made with https://trek.epicrandomness.com/ This one reads "SPOCK GOES HAWAIIAN.""MCCOY LOSES HIS SHIT AGAIN""ME TOO COMES FOR KIRK"
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026
I have reached the usual end point of my obsession with a game: I'm making a spreadsheet.
A spreadsheet documenting games of Party House (UFO 50). The details are unimportant, just that it exists.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2026
From Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. Miis of H.P. Lovecraft and Ian McKellen as Gandalf are coming up with nicknames for each other. HPL's for Gandalf is "Mithrandir." Gandalf's for HPL is "dork."
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2026
Patricia's got it real bad, and honestly I felt the same back in 2008.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026
W Cueesepnraer Donple
A McDonald's double cheeseburger wrapper, viewed from behind
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/01/2026
If you watch all the way through to the final week of Blippo+, and go to the very end of the credits channel, you'll find a QR code that gives you an address to write to to give them your opinions. If you send them a SASE too, they'll send back this.
A sew-on patch, with a graphic of a globe. Around the top and bottom are the words HONORARY BENDONAUT, and across the middle in wavy text I GOT BENT!
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/12/2025
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/12/2025
My favorite thing about the Buck Rogers in the 25th Century show was that they made a feature movie out of the first episodes, and they made a ridiculous version of the opening for it, with lyrics for the theme song, and scantily-clad women lounging on the show's logo.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/12/2025
(From the D&D 2E "Monster Ecology" section on Educational Fairies) Consider the nature of Coily the Spring Sprite. Unlike Mr B. Natural, who's sold out to Big Band Equipment, Coily has principles, although they're all bad ones. Coily is wholly dedicated to […] [Original post on mefi.social]
COILY THE SPRING SPRITE, fell demon of potential energy, may his name be feared forever
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/12/2025
Why everyone loves the yuletide rascal HCNIRG SAM
A McDonald's holiday promotional banner viewed from behind, so it seems to proclaim YRREM HCNIRG SAM
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/12/2025
Spotted at a local McDonalds. Someone managed to forget the ENTIRE POINT of How The Grinch Stole Christmas.
An inflatable display representing The Grinch, carrying a sign reading "I'M HERE FOR THE PRESENTS"
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/12/2025
🎶♪🎵Guess what I got....♪♫🎶
An official, legal DVD copy of FOODFIGHT, the anti-classic grocery store ad mascot movie.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2025
#DragonCon I got this tiny TV styled media player at a table in DragonCon. I had to leave due to EVENTS and an at home now. It's supposed to be able to get files into it, but it doesn't show up when plugged into my laptop. Any ideas how to do that?
A light brown TV like device with a row of buttons at the bottom and a power switch, a couple of knobs on the side, and an antenna sticking up the top.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap08_AGPh8s
A worried cartoon person asked the palindromic question, "Is Pepsi 'Neptune Nut' penis Pepsi?"
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2025
What kind of day is it today? It's the kind of day where you find an abandoned Easter Bunny plush toy, face down in the grass by the side of the road, like it was hopelessly drunk or else had decided here would be a good place to end it all.
The tag, proving this was an Easter toy.The bunny as it lay, abandoned, betrayed.The cars rush past unheeding (the bike is mine).Farewell, forlorn rabbit. May heaven be kinder to you than earth was.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2025
A new gaming Storybundle is out, with all the books from the past four or five years of the bundle in it. That means it has the original version of We Love Mystery Dungeon in it, which is leaving sale elsewhere soon. It's $35 for all 65 books! storybundle.com/blog/greatesthitsga…
A big grid of book covers
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2025
Kirby has a skull, and you get an official stylized depiction of it if you fail out of a course in Kirby Air Ride.
The word RETIRE in large red letters, with a stylized version  of a Kirby Skull hanging above it,
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2025
Food. Uncertainty. Doubt.
A package of lunchmean improbably branded FUD.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2025
I'd say that I wasn't proud of this, but it wouldn't be true, I'm immensely proud of it. #MarioKartWorld
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2025
The Youtube app will refuse to even download on a Switch2. The error message says "Unsupported - Problems with game progression have been found."
The error message described
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2025
New personal best at Pac-Man CE Famicom demake!
High score: 597,400
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2025
A good portion of the anger I experience towards Google these days has its source in the little "Recommended" in this infuriating box.
"Recommended: Get 100 GB for $0.49/mo," button marked "Get discount" with no other way to dismiss.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/05/2025
#Loadstar Compleat Explorer progress! #Commodore64
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2025
Frog oh frog why didn't UmJammer Lammy set the world on fire?
Lammy and Katy, from the PS1 game UmJammer Lammy, on stage.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2025
Spent a while tonight figuring out the data used by the menuing system on Loadstar. I think I've learned enough to make good use of it.
A typical screen from an issue of the C64 disk magazine Loadstar, showing the tabbed interface of its trademark Presenter.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/04/2025
And remember kids!
A helpful hint from Ron Coffen: PRESS FIRE BUTTON TO DIE
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/02/2025
[Spoilers for Crosswordle #889] Ran into this in Crosswordle today. The solution here is mostly done (hence the Content Warning), but one letter is left, which is the point of this post:
The grid, mostly solved, for Crosswordle #889.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/12/2024
Can anyone explain why the updater on Manjaro does this? None of these things will update, and have been in this state for a week now, slowly adding to the list, but I'm afraid to mark them Ignored.
The updater in Manjaro Linux. It lists a sequence of updates to Flatpaks reading org.[something].Platform. They are all checked.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/12/2024
Once it gets that initial update though, it works much better. Repaper Studio doesn't seem to connect to the tablet through WINE, even after updating, but you can create a KVM virtual machine, put a Windows install on that, then assign the USB connection to the […] [Original post on mefi.social]
A pencil sketch of a tree, with a truck parked beneath it, done on the tablet in the thread.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/12/2024
He just... _eats the cup and saucer_...
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/12/2024
Help I can't stop!
The scenario selection screen from the UFO 50 game Party House, showing a current win streak of 18 games.
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/11/2024
If Coily the Sping Sprite hadn't gotten that guy to give up so quickly, would he still be hovering around his corpse in the ground, taunting him, "Your coffin doesn't close all the way! NO SPRINGS! Heh heh heh!"
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/11/2024
A reminder that I have a book currently in a bundle at Storybundle.com (storybundle.com/games), and that it contains 11 excellent other publications, from Dean Takahashi, Hardcore Gaming 101, David Craddock, Caleb Ross and Boss Fight Books and more, with the complete set costing just $20!
The covers of 12 epub books:
Opening the Xbox and The Xbox 360 Uncloaked (Dean Takahashi)
NES Cult Classics and Arcade Cult Classics (Hardcore Gaming 101)
Animal Crossing and Day of the Tentacle (Kelsey Lewin and Bob Mackey respectively, Boss Fight Books)
Gamedev Stories V2 and The ID Software Archives Vol 1 (David L. Craddock)
The Set Side B Archives Vol 3: Corridors of the Blobber Dungeon (John Harris)
Suddenly I Was A Shark! (Caleb J. Ross)
Okay, Hero (Reid McCarter, Edward Smith & Astrid Rose), and
The Sumerian Game (Andrea Contato)
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John Harris @rodneylives.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/11/2024
I did it! I got the cherry goal in UFO 50 Party House, I won five random games in a row!
The victory screen of Party House, with the win message "You are a true party master!" It wasn't easy to get it either!
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