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Rod Garrett

@rodgarrett.bsky.social
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Former normal person until covid came along. Now I have long covid. Over 6 years now. I'm too healthy for help and not healthy enough to help myself. Life's a paradox. And finally, DJT is a child rapist, liar, asshole and dumbshit.

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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No doubt under this regime any firing squad will be circular.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"I meant to do that". ~Pee Wee Herman
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It would be so much easier to deal with Trump if they brought back Quaaludes.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This guy is going to need so much makeup to cover his bruised hands. Look at how many hands he is shaking.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What if we all threw in a couple bucks each so we could get the pilot of Air Force One to fly Trump to the Schiphol airport in Amsterdam so we could turn him over to the ICC in the Hague. Tot ziens.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"They like to joke about it on television." Really? Which television show is that Donny Dum(b)shit? Where do the joke about nuclear war? This MFer will use nuclear weapons. Just to show how tough he is. HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED. PLEASE AND NOW.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You can file as many lawsuits as you want. Blanche is just going to use them as toilet paper. As he's done so many times already.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe just a couple after we are done with Nuremberg II the sequel. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the White House.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have never watched TV in your panties.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't know how many times I have traveled that part of PCH. I would be curious what the 85th percentile reports along that stretch of PCH shows.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've spent the last few weeks with different detectives. Nick Charles, Phillip Marlowe, Miss Marple, Lt. Columbo, the Saint and the Falcon. This weekend I think a fitting close will be Neil Simon's Murder by Death.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Public execution. We are no longer America. We are no better than Iran or North Korea. Don't expect an election next month. Or at least don't expect a vote count. Trump, in some way will intervene and stop the election. He already said Vought has a surprise in the next few weeks. I'm scared.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And?
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's a lot of commentary from someone who hasn't seen a single episode. I've never eaten asparagus but let me tell you how it tastes.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
C.an't U.nderstand N.ormal T.hinking
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And?
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't let MAGA hear you speak like that.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would love to be in the same room. I would forever be known by my first, middle and last name. And totally worth it. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE MOTHER FUCKER.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Before and after. So very sad.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am so tired of the stigma associated with long covid. I only look healthy but I am far from it. For over 6 years now. Stop telling me what I should do unless you know what I can do. Otherwise STFU. Thank you.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If they do drink wine you know it's the new stuff.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THE SKY IS FALLING. THE SKY IS FALLING. Let's deport both these shitheads to lands far away.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It amazes me when people so confidently put their ignorance on full display to be shared with the masses. When I'm done crying, if I'm done crying I will laugh.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This sounds ominously like when he said you won't have to vote after the last election.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.my9albums.com/s/fTdg6znIOI
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My 9 albums
Axe Victim, Machine Head, Songs From the Wood and 6 more. Pick yours on my9albums.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You should see a moon pie for yourself. It's about the size of dollar pancakes. Thank you shrinkflation.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Again, I'm sorry. It said I reposted but not from where I reposted. Finally deleted. Thank you for understanding. You get the Rockstar award for today.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I didn't post it. I am sorry. I was finally able to delete it. Again, I'm sorry. If you read some of my previous posts you will see the real me.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I did not post this. I am trying to delete it. I'm sorry.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
14 million people you say? How about 14 million Americans?
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Megyn Kelly is just a media whore. Wants only a paycheck and doesn't care who she shits on to get it.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's another empty promise from Trump. I'm like you. I only have SS and it's not enough. I wish you the best brother.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And Rebecca Welton as M. And coach Beard as Q. And Nate the Great as the villain. And Keeley Jones as the Bond girl. That's all I have. Any suggestions?
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You missed the original Casino Royale in 1967. There's your Bond comedy.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let's aee if he feels the same after the LSD wears off.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Somebody tell that bitch there are rules for the American flag. It is NOT to be worn as clothing. And tell his girlfriend as well.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hope he didn't pay for that beer.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Throw in a side of Three Days of the Condor and I'm happy as a pig in mud.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And I can spot you the buck and a half.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes. We know. You're shoveling sand against the tide. Scream as loud as you want but the administration is not/will not listen. Take up needlepoint. At least you will have something to show for your efforts.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's criminal but there will be no charges. He should have been jailed long before his first term. I don't understand the power he holds. Again, don't hold your breath on any charges.
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump: "If you don't give me a peace prize I will destroy you."
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Rod Garrett @rodgarrett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll hold him.
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