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Rocky

@rockyl.bsky.social
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He/Him Metro Detroit. Board games, Xbox, 5e, soccer, still masking. Former climber/marathoner. Nothing to promote, will try and update this more as I (hopefully) use this platform.

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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 5h
I like how the Quater Pouder is part of McDonald's Monopoly but the double isn't.
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corndoggylol.bsky.social @corndoggylol.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Motor City Kitties Pounce On The Cardinals Sunday Evening !
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We've finished "Lanterns" (so good) and Pizza Boy pissing me off so it's Green Lantern Pizza before the Lions game.
Two pizza boxes on the passenger seat.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Soggy soccer time. At least the Lions have again chosen to play when I can watch — still determining if that's a positive or negative.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This'll be fine right before playing soccer.
A hand, four eggs, two pieces of toast, and a Red Bull Zero.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Red Wings Friends at the bar 🤝🏻 Me watching nobody score for three hours
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got my Nuvaxovid and flu shots. Thanks, Costco. At least Nuvaxovid was about $90 cheaper this year than what I paid last year.
Flucelvax and Nuvaxovid prescription lines.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This MLB proposal for a change in number of games and playoff format tells me we ain't having shit for a 2027 season.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It'll be a cold day in hell when I go to Costco and don't get the hot dogs.
Costco cart with two hot dogs and drinks in it.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Realized the PWHL Detroit jersey is modeled on the Red Wings Centennial but with lower bands on the sleeves. I think I like those better because it's the two colors, so things don't get as cluttered.
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 08/10/2026
From the 313, for the 313. Be first in line when jerseys drop ➡️ bit.ly/4j5Ftt9
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of fucking course Detroit's sweater is the only one with a sponsor patch on it. I don't know though. The color design looks crisper than I thought it would, but the banding is a bit "busy" and takes up a third of it. I'm sure It'll grow on me — especially after the logo.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Officer Vanessa Rojas Lock Picking
ALT: Officer Vanessa Rojas Lock Picking
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My first Mythic to pop under the new achievements. If I had a TrueAchivements account, I'd be the 19th completion.
Mythic Achievement unlocked
The Royal Writ
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, Tigers. I can assure you if I wanted to catch a Wings game, I won't need a special discount offer for tickets.
Email screenshot of an survey request.  Circled is a section talking about a 25% off ticket packages as a reward.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh no, starting to see Santa-related stuff and inadvertently said, "No Santa in Isreal, pal".
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now that the McDonald's Monopoly promo is happening, their breakfast combo is conveniently no longer $5.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anytime Larkin does something positive for Detroit:
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All Larkin had to do was not be a bitch for one more year and the Red Wings probably make a run into the playoffs this year.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess on the telecast Ken Daniels said the Center is the only "C" Larkin needs to worry about tonight.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Illitch. It was always reasonable to think a change would be made, Pizza Boy will strangle those two franchises with everything he has.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BITCH
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It really does feel that, despite everything, the Pistons managed to maintain their identity. We'll see when JD hits the court, but it'll be fun. Just love they'll mostly be on OTA broadcasts.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An extremely deep cut and I'm here for it.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh fun, the Mythic Achievement update rolled out to me.
Mythic Achievement at 35/41 85%
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can't say I didn't try. I understand why Nuvaxovid doesn't have a rebate in an ACA world, no particular reason for a vaccine to be, but it was nice to have when Gardasil first got an expanded label so that males could receive it.
Screenshot of an email.
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
blog.documentfoundation.org
Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
National media and socials trying to rehab Larkin's image because they know he might end up on a team they prefer and don't want to be seen as having a "sudden" change on coverage. Plus it's easy for them to punch down on people's perception of Detroit.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know what? We both *do* have a crush on Regina George. Happy October 3rd for those that celebrate.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Red Wings really look like a team that could use a left-handed defenseman.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want Simon Edvinsson to crash in, running down the tunnel and onto the ice like it's a WWF match.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting robbed with this TNT broadcast. Give me Ken and Mick. #LGRW
Ranked No. 1
I the Athletic's 2024 NHL broadcast rankings

Mickey Redmond & Ken Daniels
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I swear to gods, Gmail. Stop fucking trying to "get me started" or "polish" the email I'm writing. I keep accidentally hitting it because I'm going up-and-down the thread to review and it keeps popping your nonsense up. I don't want your stolen words trying to pass off as me.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Detroit back in the West.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time for another Red Wings season. #LGRW
Ben Affleck smoking meme, wearing a Red Wings jersey.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crushed it.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The way I need a smoke after all this nonsense. A large part of me wishes he took the QO.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look at you! What a great job.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty sure I didn't have a second Red Bull so I'm cracking one open and ignoring any chance it might be third Red Bull.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Poor clerk at Culver's. It was her first day and had to deal with me. There's a lot of, let's say, nuance, to our order. She facilitated it like a champ though.
Two Concrete Mixers, two fountain drinks, a Culver's bag, shot, bottle of tequila, and a hand.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Camera operator has played a ton of Bethesda games because that's a classic NPC dialogue zoom while in the middle of combat.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just got served a Ticketmaster ad that was AI and it was just, so bad. As if they can't afford to film it properly.
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corndoggylol.bsky.social @corndoggylol.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Detroit Lions Take Down The Jets On The Ground !
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Supertroopers: Oh, That Little Guy Meme
ALT: Supertroopers: Oh, That Little Guy Meme
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That little guy on the right I think we can let slide. That was a veteran gift from one retiring guy to another. Both teams were out of ABS at that point so I can't blame him.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been so emotional all day.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This team pisses me off. You've had a full season of nonsense stats like this and they don't even have a winning record. Such wasted potential.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aaaaand I'm crying again.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a gift.
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Rocky @rockyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"It's not goodbye, it's a celebration." How dare you, Jason Benetti?!? I'm fully crying again.
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