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Lisa Z

@rockgrl86.bsky.social
17 followers 24 following 138 posts

Just a medium town girl, living in a Dystopian world. Can’t take the midnight train, we don’t have those here.

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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s Saturday. I’m downstairs putting together a home gym I bought. My husband is upstairs baking an apple pie. How’s that for traditional gender roles?
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m tired. I need a weekend to decompress. Then got told to possibly expect another relatives death in the next few days…. Have I mentioned I’m tired?
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The highlight of my grocery shopping yesterday was finding a salad bowl sourced from Canada. No explosive diarrhea for me!
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ah hahaha. I was so right! I told you so! ….FUCK.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So my company is launching a massive layoff program. That I’ve been at for TEN YEARS and might have to try and get another job in a recession economy. FML I’m about to be an even more useless human being if that were possible.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I actually had someone try to argue with me that today was the “best time in history” to raise kids. Are you fucking serious? Is this 1993??
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
TIL: Chickens have earlobes. Also their earlobes very soft and they love when people pet them. New bucket list item added, point me toward the nearest chicken farm!
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Day 3 of steroids due to my autoimmune disorder being a little bitch. Should take advantage and lift some weights but so far the only thing swole is my face.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ugh my heart hurts www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Anthony Head: Buffy and Ted Lasso actor dies at 72
The British actor, who also appeared in Merlin and Little Britain, died of complications from pneumonia.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Recent blood work revealed I need to lower my cholesterol. The way to do so is limiting my saturated fat. The last three days in the land of bland food has been rough.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I have a freakishly high pain tolerance. For example I sprained my pinky toe last night and didn’t realize it until I looked down at my feet after my shower just now and went “Huh. That’s discolored. Definitely sprained. Oh well.”
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I hate the fact that most of my friends parents will have to die before this world improves but it’s true. Boomers are holding this world back from progress and nothing can change until they are mostly gone.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
When someone asks me what my 5 year plan is, they seemed dismayed when I answer “crawl in a hole and die.” Granted that’s more of a one year plan but I won’t be that useful afterward anyway.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
More relevant now than 33 years ago. The difference is, they stopped hiding it. youtu.be/Qv_CLGAcaPw?...
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Rage Against The Machine - 'Killing in the Name' [HD] | Live at Pinkpop 1993
YouTube video by Pinkpop Archive
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
These days I’m really jealous of my dad who got to die 4 years ago. Lucky fuck.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I just had to have my husband help me open a slice of cheese. This brain fog, WTF?? #perimenopause
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I love my chiropractor. I know so many people say it’s woo woo science. But my hips are literally crooked and affect the way I stand and every few weeks he fixes me up. Feels great!
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
When I was a child I heard: don’t call me at work unless it’s an emergency! Meanwhile my boomer parent, aunts and uncles, call and text me all goddamn day long because they don’t respect me working remote as being “at work.” Please fuck off already.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Yet another reason I fail to relate to other women. I spent my day off playing Mike Tyson’s Punch Out for NES on an emulator. I have no idea what most women do with their free time. I also considered a Lego set.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
At a Mariana’s Trench concert. Surprising lack of Millennials here. Did they blow up on TikTok or something?
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
This rapture is taking too long. Not that I’ll be affected I’m just saying.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I’m so lucky to have a friendship with someone I’ve known since I was kid. We grew up together and it’s so special we’ve gotten to share multiple decades together, through so many of life’s ups and downs. So glad to have a bestie I can depend on always.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Trump’s face drooping cuz he’s being pulled toward the underworld.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Hard Mountain Dew Baja Blast is pretty fucking good.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
So I finally am realizing my ass is old and prescription estrogen/progesterone is just as good as the stuff my body decided to stop making in regular quantity. #perimenopause
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I can’t ask for a better husband. We regularly make each other laugh so hard we have physical reactions. Like today we laughed so hard I had a stomachache and he had an asthma attack. Okay, his is worse. #truelove
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
My dog is the bestest girl. Her daddy is asleep in bed and she’s hanging with me in the living room instead. She’s a mommy’s girl for sure.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The Osbornes is available on streaming. I could cry to watch my favorite early 2000s comfort show again. #theosbournes
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
We’re getting a quote on a new bay window we weren’t sure if we were replacing. Just heard my husband talking to the salesperson about fantasy novels. So much “dude” and “bro”. In other words, we’re about to spend 3k on another damn window.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Every time I go outside for a day the sun destroys me. No matter how much or how often I apply sunscreen. My forehead is the color of a stop sign.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Had too much caffeine and sleep alludes me. Doomscrolling until dawn it is then.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
My right arm went numb last night after a particularly grueling PT session. Not sure that’s a good sign.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
It’s gonna be crazy funny when “Epstein’s list” is released and it’s all Democrats because of course Trump’s going to do that, you fucking idiots.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
So I need to work on my honesty. Step one- be less honest. Especially before PT don’t say you’re not sore at all. Cuz you will be when it’s time to leave. Ow.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Happy 4th! Can’t even get a quick nap in because I’m surrounded by amateur arsonists.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
So they’ll cut Medicaid, I’ll lose my job and then have to take a bath with a toaster. 2025 is the best year yet.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
So I had that dream again where I’m back at school and can’t find my classes. This time I went up to a teacher and told her I was having this dream and she helped me. What is that, lucid dreaming? Anyway, think I finally conquered that dream.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I have the best July 4th plans yet- being in Canada. Fuck this stupid ass backwards country, I’m so over it.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
People cannot spell these days. You would think the invention of auto correct would help but it has not. It makes my brain hurt.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I got up way too early and am trying to keep my eyes open for a 0-0 Yankees/Royals game that had a 30 minute rain delay. I am losing.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Had my first physical therapy appointment today. Only I would get tennis elbow from bowling.
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Another day of wondering if I’m just tired or have lost the will to live. Well, why not both?
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Lisa Z @rockgrl86.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I have added an orthopedist onto my miles long list of doctors. Don’t get old kids, it sucks.
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