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Don't do it IN the base, but yeah. Have fun. [Passing it back, flipping goggles back up and putting tools away.] Peace, I gotta fix the fuckin' pinball machine in the breakroom again.

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. . . [She's silent, pulling out tools to take the thing apart, very carefully. When she manages to put it back together exactly, she lifts her goggles.] It's legit. Just-- be careful with the ammo.

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[She flips goggles on, puts her phone's flashlight on and puts the device between her teeth and starts inspecting the thing, thinking.]

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I do trust you with it, I don't trust the fucking people who'd sell US a fucking rocket launcher.

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. . . Why would anyone trust a rocket grunt with a fuckin' launcher like that? You should let me check it to see if it's legit.

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Well, the finance manager's gonna kick your ass if you used Rocket's funds...

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[Grunt work is such a pain, but maybe someday she'll get to do something more fun. . . She's eating a yogurt parfait in the break room.]

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bsky.app/profile/expu... smiles as i hand y'all a new oc ))

bsky.app

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Yeah, maybe we shouldn't. But it'd be more interestin' than listening to everyone bitch and moan about shit that isn't broken being broken.

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I wouldn't mind causin' a paradox. . . sounds kinda fun.

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(( the irony of the last post is that it gave me an idea for rocket to experiment on vidalia... ))

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Half man, half Wurmple... What a cruel existence...

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VIDALIA! @rocketrookie.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Wouldn't it be fucked up to be a Pokémon in a past life, reincarnate now as a human, and revive your old Pokémon-self out of a fossil?

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[Looking at the cup, back to Ursaluna, and then to Vincent.] ...Smoothie. [She says simply, before resuming her task of brushing dirt crumbs off of the bear Pokémon, who is relaxed, btu warily eyeing Vincent.]

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VIDALIA! @rocketrookie.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

[Brushing dirt out of her Ursaluna's fur with a brush, the massive Pokemon loves it, and she sips a smoothie as she's doing this activity. Togetic is sitting on top of Ursaluna's head.]

Reluctant Leader @darkenedgym.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

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VIDALIA! @rocketrookie.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

. . . I revived the fossil I had since childhood, guys. [There's a massive Ursaluna standing next to her.]

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VIDALIA! @rocketrookie.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Heh. Yeah. Enjoy your coffee machine. Ping me if someone breaks it again. [With a hair toss behind her shoulders, she briskly moves out of the room, Togetic floating behind her.

VIDALIA! @rocketrookie.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

[The coffee was pretty good, maybe it tasted different than the coffee pre-reassembly of the coffee machine.] Yeah, I'll head down now.

VIDALIA! @rocketrookie.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Yeah, my mom was an archaeologist for a long time, gave this to me one day and said "maybe someday, you'll revive it!", and I guess today's the day. [She swiftly tucks the prized possession away, adjusting her hair under her cap.] I wonder what'll happen. Kinda excitin'.

VIDALIA! @rocketrookie.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

[This felt like the start to an adult movie, and not a good one. She laughs a little.] Is THAT what that was about? Jeez. . .No problem, executive. Just doin' what I can.

[Reaching into her bag, and pulls a strange lower jawbone embedded in a rock, halfway.] This thing's gotta be a Pokemon, right? It looks seriously strong.

[HER EX BOYFRIEND IS HERE AND IS PROBABLY GOING TO KILL VINCENT AND EVERYONE IN THE BASE WITH HIS EXPLODING FECES-HAVING TURTONATOR???????]

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[ HITTING THE ALARM BUTTON HARDER. THE ALARM IS SO LOUD, JESUS CHRIST.]

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[Sigh, as she goes to slam the "INTRUDER ALERT" button hidden under a desk. The alarms begin blaring.]

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[Slamming the "INTRUDER ALERT" button on the wall.]

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Yeah, and even if you got through that thing, you'd have to deal with 5 more weirdo dragons. [A sigh.] I'll call back up for you, stay calm and hold him off as best you can. By any means necessary.

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Yeah. Maybe if you give him a bag of weed, he'll let you go free without blowing you up with Turtonator's explosive doodoo. [Turtonator's Pokedex entry in USUM talks about it's explosive feces.]

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[It takes every ounce of willpower to NOT punch Proton in the balls out of surprise and an instinct for self defense and self preservation, but she finds herself kissing back after a second.]

I don't know how to say this, but. . . that's my ex boyfriend, whose dad is the dragon tamer and former champion of the Johto region, Lance. Good luck, don't die.

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Vincent, buddy-- I'd call for back up.

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Pff, I don't think it's anything like that little horror. I found the fossil when I was young, but you got me fucked up if you think I'm finna go all the way to Cinnabar Island and get bossed around by some goobers to revive it. [Rolling her eyes, shaking her head.] Wanna see it?

Oh yeah. It's why I became an engineering student before this. Had to fix so much shit we didn't have money to replace.

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[Brewing him a cup as she puts all her tools back on her belt.] You know, I got the fossil machine down in the lab workin' again. The nerds need to stop puttin' fossils in so rough. Lots of dirt crumbs. [She means the Team Rocket Science Team.] Think I'm gonna try it out.

[After some whirring and a clicking sound, the coffee pours out into the cup, and with a few sugar packets and a bit of creamer, she tries it.] Yeah, so the original reason it wasn't working was because some idiots were leaving the coffee filters in the machine and clotting the "piping" as it were.

[She pulls tools off her belt, walks up to the machine, and starts taking it apart. Analyzing what needs to be fixed. Finding the "broken" part, and pulling some nasty coffee filters that were stuck inside, tossing them out. Putting the machine back together.] Test number 1. [Begins brewing.]

[Installing the (VERY MUCH STOLEN) Fossil Revival Machine in the base's lab. A little new wiring here. . . a bit of a tightening of a bolt here, and it should be done. There are a group of scientists watching her in anticipation.]

Nope. Looks like someone bullet punched it. I can probably fix it. Just need like 20 minutes. [Walking past him to get to the work fridge, looking around. She pulls out an energy drink, cracks it, and chugs. Crushes the can and tosses it once it's empty.] Yeah, gimme 20 minutes.

Thank Arceus. I was worried I was gonna have to pay for it. Ugh. . . [Shaking her head, taking off her Team Rocket cap to fix her hair a little.] It's not that different than my dad and brother battling in the house when I was younger, I guess.

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