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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Saturday at the Beall greenhouses on Vashon island! Dog photos all day! #dogphotography #malinois #vashonisland
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The existence of Hugh Jackman implies the existence of regular-sized Ackman
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
This weekend’s photo booth for Vashon Island Pet Protectors Fur Ball Auction
vegas showgirl
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Give them a workshop on entrepreneurship, business strategy & landing clients, the things people who sign their/our checks have been studying all along and which might actually help pay the rent.
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
If i see one more workshop on creativity aimed at a market full of people facing the loss of their jobs to AI-creativity-emulation-bots ima lose my shit. Creativity is not and almost never has been the problem its just the easiest thing to give a workshop on.
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I still spend exactly the same amount of time waiting for photoshop as I did in 2005. Is it doing more impressive things now? I dunno, sometimes.
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I ADDED YOU TO A 7-PERSON TEXT CHAT ABOUT IT PREPARE FOR THE NOTIFICATION FIRE HOSE ITS LIKE CALIGULA IN HERE
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Can you email everyone and find a meeting time? Can you come meet me at my place and drop it in my lap? Can you retroactively make it vegan?
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
‘Ooh send me the link to a thing I can easily google! Send me a photo taken with each of those 85mm lenses at f2.8! Send me a summary in 4k60 and ooh too big for email any chance you can upload to hosting?’
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Theres been a rash of people asking for substantial amounts of work like it’s nothing & I’m here to remind you to protect your time and not let people give you unpaid side quests. Your friends will understand and your clients need to pay.
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an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no .
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Buncha forest shots with with @_haileybender_ in a Vashon forest. R5+ Lensbaby Velvet 56 and Sigma 85 1.4 + Godox ad200
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
PSA it's 2025 and we all sometimes BS ourselves to get through the day but if you're walking around early morning and there's something wet in your crocs that works its way between your toes don't tell yourself it's a piece of wet grass clippings you know goddamn well it's a slug. #serenitynow
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Dropping curses like
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a woman is being sprayed with water and the words naturally gifted are above her
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
AS A MOM I OBJECT TO YOU DOING YOGA IN YOUR OFFICE GTFO THIS IS MINE NOW
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Yeah ima build a nest right outside yr damn window then go full nextdoor.com anytime you move around in there #birdphotography #canonr5 #canonrf100macro
A robin in a nest
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Lotta good stuff out there today.
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
If, however you’re having both photographers and models paying you hundreds per hour and neither are vetted for experience but you tell both to expect great portfolio pieces, that’s not community building, that’s a rent party.
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
And telling themselves what they’re doing is mentorship, community building etc.. If you’re putting together a content day thats a great community building thing to do.
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
There are entirely too many photographers responding to a difficult market by turning their practice into an MLM that fundamentally preys on other photographers
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Out lady grape hyacinth #macro #naturephotography
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Miss me harder with the idea of switching to darktable/gimp/etc over this
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Miss me with the excuses, I write code and work with devs in my day job, this is an entirely fixable problem created by them and out of all the things you try and get software to do, syncing strings of text to the cloud is one of the easier ones.
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Dramatic re-enactment of Adobe's legions of developers explaining why they can't make keywords sync between LR and LRC even though we pay them hideous amounts for a subscription that includes 'new features and updates'
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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two men in suits are standing next to each other in a living room and one of them is asking the other if he wants nuts .
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Boy-doir is a genre that feels extremely underrepresented and hooboy and I enjoying the chance to participate. #boudoir #boylesque
Black and white image of a nude man sitting on a table.
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Nice moist ball chasing weather #belgianmalinois #dogphotography
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Thinks its escaping or something
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
lil bits of hope
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
You lads could squabble or you could each enjoy a body temperature kinder surprise now shake hands and lets crack these adorable eggiweggs
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
@evernote.bsky.social simulation of trying to open evernote to do the job I installed it for and getting hit with a bazillion updates and notifications about things I don't care about. Yall need to lock this down. (UX designer specializing in this kinda thing) www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3GG...
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Airplane! (1980): 54:35 - 55:10
YouTube video by Hare Krishna in the Movies
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Pre-workout cheese Emotional support cheese New relationship cheese for eating lady and the tramp style
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Meal replacement cheese
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Good time to be a sketchy dentist specializing in the sexually repressed who isn’t shy with the giggle gas.
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a man is sitting in a dental chair getting his teeth examined by a dentist and a nurse .
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Finally some colors in the rain. #canonrf100macro
pink flower in the sun
plum blossoms in the suna flower covered in rainwater
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
These lil guys #mycology
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Vandalizing just a specific brand that the president shills for from the white house lawn and whose ceo has access to your tax returns
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Is gales a euphmism for alien crabs that lay eggs in you
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Each of us has only a few animations and at least one of us is a descendent of joe camel
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
always 3. #typography
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Can’t hang
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
McDonalds lobbied the FDA in the 80’s to let them call it shamrock as long as there’s 1 actual shamrock per 100 gal of shake concentrate. The rest is industrial grade alfalfa and this is a microcosm for so many things in this damn country
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
LA MAGRA #bloodmoon #astrophotography
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
There he is, doing blue steel. #malinois #dogphotography
portrait of a belgian malinois
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
missed u buds
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Spring/summer wedding photo discounts just dropped - up to 25% off! www.rocketkar.com/weddings
Discounted wedding packages at www.rocketkar.com/weddings
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Rocketkar @rocketkar.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Let the games begin
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