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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wuhan 2: Russian Boogalov
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The French leadership class failed in this, and we know how that ended. The British, however, pitched it about right (from their perspective). Now compare how easy the French and British populaces are to control.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you like #Reacher, you'll love #Neagley
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TIL that the reason that Monopoly sucks to play for most people is that it was invented to highlight the pitfalls of extreme capitalism. It was *designed* to teach people the woes of monopolies. And yet, like the real world, we unquestioningly accept late-stage capitalism as a fait accompli.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How my toaster makes toast no matter what I set it to.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#TheGentlemen Season 2. Excellent. All Guy Ritchie's talent went into this one, which explains why #InTheGrey is little more than a waste of some decent talent. Brought some style, but left the substance at home. Mr Ritchie is a little hit and miss recently.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#Mayday - aka Deadpool Goes To Russia - would be a very serviceable thriller if not for inexplicably featuring Ryan Reynolds. More than once I said out loud "Why is Kenneth Brannagh in this?" #FilmReview
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When John is threatened, he can open his mouth and extend his frilled collar, creating a spectacular threat display.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I tell my kids that screensaver was Doom.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If it turns out that Lindsey Graham spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes, after which Lindsey dies and Mitch makes a miraculous recovery, is Mitch then officially an energy vampire?
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Where did it go? It died with him.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
For those new to #FIFA, the fact that the last 3 hosts include Russia, Qatar, and the USA, should tell you all you need to know about how deep the corruption flows in all 4 of those orgs / countries.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"My lords, my ladies, and everyone else here NOT sitting on a cushion!"
static.klipy.com
Paul Bettany Excited
ALT: Paul Bettany Excited
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The only way Trump would attend would be so he could claim prima nocta, and make Don Jr sit in the corner.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Why would he go to an event that's not about him?
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What I imagine is under John Travolta's beret;
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Does that mean that the people directing the (state sponsored?) bot farms think the job is done, and they'd rather spend their money elsewhere?
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What's with the "we are left with no choice"? Why the apology? You should be laying down the might of the legal system while you still have one.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I think everyone who's ever said anything bad about JD Vance needs to apologies. He's delivered Hungary from authoritarianism. He deserves a Nobel Prize 😉
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Every large flat roof building should be incentivised to do this.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Every time I hear a politician bemoan the impact of a scandal on the "trust in politics itself", I don't know whether to laugh or cry. The arrogance or naivity to assume that the public has even the merest vestige of trust in politics - *POLITICS* - is astounding. It's defined by lies.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Can we normalise calling it the Trump Regime? They are no longer 'administrating' anything. They are destroying systems, not managing them. They are ruling by royal decree.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Feels like high time the 2nd Amendment wangs should put up or shut up.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Trump will cite Ukraine and Zelenskyy not holding elections during a conflict and cancel the midterms.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Haven't seen this talked about, so.... Trump *really* liked Ukraine's postponement of elections during wartime. So, with his poll numbers in the gutter - along with his morals, character, etc, etc - a nice war gives him the pretext to cancel the midterms, as well as distracting from Epstein et al.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The US is going to run Venezuela? Last I checked, the US couldn't run - *checks notes* - THE US!?
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Wired did a "Tech Support" video about dictators back in March. Narcissism and insecurity are core dictator traits.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I think the font you're looking for is Comic Sans.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If we're striving for true equality with male leadership, there should be ZERO trust in female leadership.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Easy. I can knock off three Mr Men books a week if I really lock in.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
How come, after all this time, Apple has great hardware but atrocious software? The Apple TV website is a dumpster fire. It lacks so many features one would expect, and shits itself 50% of the time. Baffling.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
"They.....got.....here.....first"
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Nepo-kids are a real thing. They are as terrible as you might imagine. In most cases, you need family money. Hamilton's story is a rare one. The amount of work he - and his father - did was extraordinary.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
It's ALWAYS projection.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
It's the age old question; which came first? A crow's caw, or the reversing buzzer of an Amazon delivery van?
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Remember this guy - General Gogol - from the early James Bond movies? Always wanging on about how the West was decadent and corrupt? Well, he had a point.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Rhinocock just dropped.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Thinking about Gavrilo Princip, and what this assassination could trigger. I hope America can remain rational, but this feels like all Trump needs to take the next big step.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Me reading reports about two-foot long rats:
media.tenor.com
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man says " i don t think they exist "
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man says " i don t think they exist "
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Little kids doing things politicians are too cowardly to do themselves.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"Between coded dispatches, espionage, and battlefield maneuvers, their mistrust evolves into a formidable alliance—proving that love, like war, demands both courage and precision."
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Tom Clancy's Pride and Prejudice - "Elizabeth Bennet, a sharp-witted intelligence analyst in Regency-era Britain, uncovers a covert French infiltration threatening the Crown. Mr. Darcy, a high-ranking but aloof intelligence officer, clashes with her over strategy, pride, and operational protocol."
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
They there for Car Week too?
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
What are the odds of him creating the Trump Peace Prize, and then awarding it to himself?
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Terrence Stamp's (probable) last words; "You tell Him. You tell God I'm coming. Tell Him I'm fucking coming!!!" RIP
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
This is acceptable.
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rocketbootkid.bsky.social @rocketbootkid.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I didn't know Dreamies were putting roids in their cat food.
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