Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Ruining connections, one self deprecating joke at a time 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Well that confirms that I fucking hate conventions 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Oh my God, my fucking room mate keeps rearranging shit in the kitchen and she never tells me, I came home and she had put the baking supplies in the spice cabinet, she had put the spice in the cup cabinet, and she put the cleaning supplies in the baking cabinet. 100
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I'm never carpooling again, I am stuck in the middle of fucking nowhere in the middle of the night with 2 cunts who are playing Pokemon go, FFS I'm tired, I just want to go home and go to sleep but I am being held hostage by these ass hats 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I only love things that are worth loving, I am not one of them 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Why do you want to marry me? You can't stand me 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 11/10/2025The mask kink is just a reminder that your girlfriend likely does not find you physically attractive at all and would rather you be someone else 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Mooooooooom, the gays have infiltrated my game 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025If you support EA, you have the spine of a jellyfish, the brain of a goldfish and the free will of an ant 100
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Getting top from a cop. Stop using your teeth, officer. 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 29/09/2025You're living in my own private Idaho... Stop it, I'm evicting you from the premises 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 27/09/2025I hope manifesting works, because I deserve to be alone 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Why are Soo many of their ideal "trad wifes" blonde? 010
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 21/09/2025CAN YOU PEOPLE PLEASE LET ME SLEEP FOR ONCE WITHOUT YOU MAKING THIS APARTMENT LOOK WORSE WHILE I'M ASLEEP 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Forget trains running on time, I WANT A TRAIN RUN ON ME, GET THOSE LOCOMOTIONS ALL UP IN MY TUNNEL, today has been stressful, I may or may not be pretending to be fabulously gay to cope with it 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I don't think I have ever looked at a Latin American person and thought "That guy is going to make my life worse", How does maga do it? 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Oh sure, make me move shit around for a wedding while I have a torn hamstring, that is fun 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025If you do not want people to wish you were dead, do not build an entire platform on cultivating division and minimizing real tragedies 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Tore my hamstring, nearly broke my hand and I feel like I'm going to vomit, I still have to go to a wedding on Friday, so yaaaay, torn hamstring at a wedding 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I relate to the thing and silver surfer, I am a large human with a skin disorder that causes people to look at me weird, And I am numb to most emotions, I feel physically numb to everything, and I feel alone, drifting through space 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Does good news even exist anymore? What exactly is the optimistic point of view for 2025? 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025There is not much i can do to make woman actually feel comfortable, apart from a complete systemic rework of the entire world 010
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Well, that's the 2nd night in a row where I've accidentally stabbed myself in the hand 010
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 05/08/2025OH MY GODS, I accidentally put soap on my face instead of moisturizer for my psoriasis, so when I went outside and started sweating it started to foam 100
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 04/08/2025My "formulative years" were spent either homeless, on an idiotic construction site, Too poor to go out, Or Stuck inside during a pandemic, 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Im so tired of going out with "friends," and as soon as I meet someone, my friends start instantly talking over me to the person I just met, Like, I have no one, you people don't even seem to like me, I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE, PLEASE JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK TO THIS PERSON FOR 5 MINUTES 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 04/08/2025made myself depressed for the day because a scene that serves as the emotional and physical low point in my story had to be written after me putting it off for a week. 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Tired of seeing bitter men on the internet, Sure, there are bitter women. , but I can just avoid them, it's a constant stream of bitter, resentful men on the internet 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 03/08/20253rd roommate anxiety attack in less than 10 hours 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Fantastic four has flopped, my roommate had an anxiety attack, I'm still broke and single, I have 0 real friends, And our dear esteemed leader is flirting with nuclear war, 2025 has been the best year ever 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I'm in your head, Stop thinking about feet, it smells like cheese in here 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I am the dome in your cupboard, the hanger in your closet, I know the secrets that you yourself do not know, I have seen things that you people would not believe, I am the beginning, but not the end, I will watch the end, but not partake in it, I will exist far longer than you can imagine 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 31/07/2025OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SYDNEY SWEENY, I cannot put into words how much this mildly attractive woman bores me, But because I'm a male the fucking internet algorithm thinks I want to be bombarded by shit featuring her, I DO NOT, Nothing about her is interesting 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I keep seeing people saying, "It's like men don't even like women" NO! NO THEY DO NOT LIKE WOMEN THAT MUCH, most men actually hate women, they just have had it drilled in their head since they were a child that "they need a woman", They are not mentally mature enough to realize it. 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 29/07/2025People can just... vacation in a different country? That is soo weird 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 29/07/2025My problems are less important than your problems 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Wake up, eat small sum of food, Groom myself, Go to work, Don't eat food, Go home, Don't eat food, Play video game, Don't eat food, Exercise, Don't eat food, Write/draw Don't eat food, Go to bed, Don't eat food, Think about food, Don't eat food, Sleep, Repeat for 5 days a week 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Every time I buy a kneaded eraser, I always lose it after a week, and then I find out that it fell behind some furniture and a clump of hair became fused to it's body, I've had the same set of blending stumps since 2021, but have had to replace like 5 erasers because they dissappear forever 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Do people actually go into movies and shows to hate watch? I can't imagine doing that. It sounds exhausting. Like, i loathed she hulk, but i liked the character and didn't mind the actress, I kept watching, hoping i would enjoy it, not hate watching, #marvel #mcu 000
Esdececest erd @rockchewer.bsky.social · 28/07/2025I'd spend months learning a language that I only have 4 translated words and 23 records of, for you 000
