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Rob Hart

@robwhart.bsky.social
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USA TODAY bestselling author of books like ASSASSINS ANONYMOUS, THE PARADOX HOTEL, and THE WAREHOUSE. linktr.ee/robwhart

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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 8h
Oh hey there I will be unleashing a new book upon the world with my friends at @clashbooks.bsky.social!
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New book deal alert! And it’s a throwback...
Remember that zombie novella I wrote all those years ago?
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only thing that truly sucks about being a dad is I have to do math again but now math is stupid. Also kiddo has to do it online and if they get an answer wrong it kicks them back to the start with a whole new set of questions. I hate this.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Usually I hate doing pass pages on a book—that final check for typos and wonky prose—because by this point it's the seventh or eighth time I've read the book, and I am sick of it. But I am really enjoying CITY OF KILLERS, the fourth Assassins book. Cannot wait for folks to read this one.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes! Sorry! Hectic couple of days...
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Want to learn how to write action that jumps off the page? I'm teaching an online workshop for Storycraft Academy on Oct 27! Use the discount code ROB when you check out for 10 percent off! This is gonna be fun...
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StoryCraft Academy | Writing Workshops
Writing workshops with industry experts that help fiction writers increase their craft, confidence, and community. Learn to write characters, develop an authentic voice, market your books, query agent...
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AUTHOR PRO-TIP: If you ever find yourself negotiating a TV option, you can ask to be considered for a spot in the writers' room, if the show gets picked up. They might say no. But they might say yes! You don't get things you don't ask for.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's being developed for film, and there's been some positive developments on that front! But sadly no this is not that announcement.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Signed a contract today with some folks I am very excited to work with. Yes I'm being vague. Yes there will be more to share soon...
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still accepting editorial clients; whether you're looking for a developmental edit, an editorial assessment, or a query review package, I can help. What's the difference between those things and how can they make your writing stronger? Follow the link to find out.
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Editing services
I’m currently OPEN for the following… DEVELOPMENTAL EDIT A developmental edit is in-depth breakdown of your book. This is where I’m digging into every aspect of what’s on the page—plot,…
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I still have a few editorial slots open—if you want to take your book to the next level and get it ready for submission, I'm your guy. Check my website for offerings and rates!
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Editing services
I’m currently OPEN for the following… DEVELOPMENTAL EDIT A developmental edit is in-depth breakdown of your book. This is where I’m digging into every aspect of what’s on the page—plot,…
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In case you missed it yesterday…
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Want to see the cover for the fourth Assassins Anonymous book?
Also, some upcoming events...
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fact
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😍
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've got some cool events coming up but more importantly the cover for the fourth Assassins book is in, courtesy of the supremely talented Tal Gorestsky, but you have to click on over to my 'stack to see it...
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you sign up for my newsletter then tomorrow morning you will have the cover for the fourth Assassins Anonymous novel delivered straight to your inbox/eyeballs...
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Rob Hart | Substack
Rob Hart is the USA TODAY bestselling author of books like ASSASSINS ANONYMOUS, THE WAREHOUSE, and THE PARADOX HOTEL. Click to read Rob Hart, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Updated my website with rates and new services—if you're looking for a freelance editor, and you've got a book you want to take to the next level, I'm here!
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Editing services
I’m currently OPEN for the following… DEVELOPMENTAL EDIT A developmental edit is in-depth breakdown of your book. This is where I’m digging into every aspect of what’s on the page—plot,…
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In which I defend @anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social and freelance editors in general.
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Why do the horrors (garbage publishing takes) never cease?
In which I defend Anthony Jeselnik and the freelance editors of the world
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My schedule remains open for editorial clients! Are you struggling to finish your novel, or to get the attention of agents or editors? My speciality is content editing—figuring out what works in your story, what doesn't, and how to take things to the next level.
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Editing services
Manuscript edits: Have you finished a book, and you know it needs some work that you can’t quite put your finger on? Are you querying and collecting rejections? I’ll read your novel, pr…
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just got the cover for the fourth Assassins Anonymous book and it is HOT.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wednesday! Come hang out with me and Matt Lavoie at The Mysterious Bookshop! www.mysteriousbookshop.com/events/60838...
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dude that's amazing! Congrats!
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pretty good article except it misses the most obvious solution which is "punch that loser in the fucking face."
lifehacker.com
Here's How to Protect Your Privacy If Someone Is Recording You With Their Glasses
Meta Glasses and similar smart glasses can record you, sometimes without your knowledge or consent. Here's what you can do to maintain your privacy and protect your rights.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
FINALLY saw the Odyssey movie and can confirm it’s pretty good!
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thinking of adding a new service: dev edit of your first 20k words. An option if you're still tinkering, or if a full edit of the entire book is too costly. $750 all-in and I'll have it back to you in a week. Feedback will be instructive and address story strength/writing issues. Thoughts?
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's a shame watching all the babies and racists get upset about LANTERNS because that latest episode was fucking amazing.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I did it; took me three weeks but I read every Dungeon Crawler Carl book. I have no idea what to do with myself today.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Reminds me of the time someone came up to me after a panel and tried to hand me their printed manuscript to give to my agent and I had to tell them "first introduce yourself and second no." Seriously folks, a little decorum goes a long way. Don't be like this.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know, two newsletters in one week, I'm sorry...
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Why You Need to See Coyote Vs Acme, plus I’m Open To Editorial Clients
This Labor Day weekend watch a cartoon coyote attempt to kill a cartoon bird
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you're writing a novel and want to take it to the next level—find an agent, land a traditional publishing deal, or just make it the best story it can possible be—I can help. My specialty is developmental editing, and helping writers crack the code of storytelling.
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Editing services
Manuscript edits: Have you finished a book, and you know it needs some work that you can’t quite put your finger on? Are you querying and collecting rejections? I’ll read your novel, pr…
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Want to know what the MANIFEST spinoff is about? Also readers need to chill out and I need some medical help but maybe not the way you think?
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Stop Complaining About Typos, Seeking Medical Help, and the Inside Scoop on the ‘Manifest’ Spinoff
A little grab-bag of stuff for you today
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So. With this HWA thing are we now all finally realizing that a lot (a lot, not all) of these professional writing organizations are mostly useless, designed to support a small chosen group of authors who are “in the club,” and no one else?
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Are you writing a book and need help getting it over the finish line? Do you want to make sure it’s competitive enough to land an agent and a traditional publishing deal? I can help! My dance card is temporarily clear and that may not last…
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Editing services
Manuscript edits: Have you finished a book, and you know it needs some work that you can’t quite put your finger on? Are you querying and collecting rejections? I’ll read your novel, pr…
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James Queally @jqwritesstuff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thanks to Jersey Collective for interviewing me about SURVIVING THE LIE! The last tour events are tonight at the Staten Island Barnes & Noble at 6:30 pm w/ Rob Hart, and tomorrow at Watchung Booksellers in Montclair at 7pm w/ @kellyekell.bsky.social !! jerseycollective.substack.com/p/august-upd...
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August Update
Six opportunities for writers & artists, an interview with author James Queally, and more!
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Does anyone out there know a doctor who works at a CityMD or other kind of urgicare facility, and might be open to meeting with me for an interview/chat? Yes this is writing related and no I will not elaborate at this time. Announcement soon!
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Time to stop eating beef! I’m not being funny. Given the current standards of food inspection, if Trump won’t even tell us where shipments are coming from, this is probably going to get worse before it gets a whole lose worse.
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Trump defends beef import plan after GOP blowback
President Trump defended his decision Friday to temporarily suspend higher tariffs on ground beef imports, saying it’s “what the people want.” “We want to get the beef prices down, so we will get t…
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I TOLD YOU.
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Amazon to Expand Drone Delivery Service to Nearly 500 Locales
The e-commerce giant to launch Prime Air in metro areas including Chicago, Atlanta, Cleveland, Syracuse, N.Y., and Boise, Idaho.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you're mad about Mayor Mamdani's pied-à-terre tax, but you don't have a pied-à-terre yourself, then you are the reason only millionaires and billionaires can have nice things.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Non-controversial opinions on the 'stack today...
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DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL, why TWILIGHT is good actually, and the importance of reading bestsellers
Every book is a learning opportunity...
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Go @jqwritesstuff.bsky.social!
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Time to debunk a common publishing myth, utilizing facts and figures...
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No, You Don't Need A Social Media Following To Get Your Novel Published
Debunking a persistent publishing myth...
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
AI sucks plus also upcoming events!
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The AI Witch Hunt Era, plus upcoming events in MA, NJ, and PA
Come hang out with me at stuff!
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Talking to a potential editorial client and they want to know how quickly we can get the book to agents so I will say it again so everyone can hear it in all four corners of the land: ONE OF THE BIGGEST MISTAKE WRITERS MAKE IS WANTING TO PUBLISH MORE THAN WANTING TO WRITE WELL.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Two things about the latest AI publishing "scandal." 1. I'm worried we're getting into witch-hunt territory. Besides letting someone do a forensic analysis of your computer how do you prove you didn't use AI? 2. It's weird that this is happening almost exclusively to Black authors?
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Thanks so much! I appreciate that!
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Yay!
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Currently watching the third season of the Daryl Dixon Walking Dead show on Netflix and it is astounding how many typos there are in the subtitles under the Spanish dialogue. Like, an embarrassing amount. It's fun living in a world where the more we pay for things, the worse they get.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Looking for new editorial clients. My specialty is developmental editing--helping you see what's working and what's not, with an eye toward making your book appealing to publishers and ready for submission to agents. My turnaround time is generally 3-4 weeks but for a limited time, I can do it in 2!
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My dance card is reasonably clear at the moment so I’m opening up to editorial clients. Got a book that needs some help to get over the finish line? Hit me up! More info at my website.
robwhart.com
Rob Hart
author of ASSASSINS ANONYMOUS, THE PARADOX HOTEL, and THE WAREHOUSE
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm sorry! But I like to think that once you recognize it as a constant it's easier to work around/ignore.
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Rob Hart @robwhart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
NOPE
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