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Woply von Fuxstix

@robthewop.bsky.social
135 followers 109 following 313 posts

20+ year EV advocate, kayaker, hiker, ex-military, gun lovin' liberal. Three degrees +, now working on everything loud and stinky on highways. Overseas travel is my passion. Please don't tag my Tesla, I got it prior to knowing Musk was a douchebag.

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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's a mess because of you, ya daft cunt. If you would have just left it alone, it would have been fine. But everything you touch turns to shit.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I used to hold Ice Cream AntiSocials downtown during the First Thursday Art Walk. People had to come up and cuss us out to get free ice cream.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hate Wednesdays. Because it's Hump Day, only Quasimodo can celebrate it.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
and if they aren't wearing Communion wafers as pasties, they aren't legit
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All of the trade coming from, or going to, the Great Lakes region must go through a series of locks in Canada. We already lost the Strait of Hormuz, are we going to lose the Straight of Hormoose too?
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Isn't that Lake Epstein Files Distraction?
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yah... there is something super creepy about that whole relationship
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's depressing seeing the cult propaganda. And knowing they fall for it each and every time.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Oh you mean Lake Epstein Files Distraction?"
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No, we should call it what it is. Lake Epstein File Distraction.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My big problem with Gorilla Glue is that it doesn't work at all. I just end up getting my ass beat by a pissed off sticky gorilla.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
girls just wanna have flan
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fine. I'm going to rename it Lake Epstein Files. How do I get a petition to start this off?
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And it's coffee, right? It's coffee. I'm calling it.... it's coffee.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When you realize that the kids today are too young to have ever heard of goatse.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That guy is such a weasel
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This. Apparently it turns out when you threaten and levy unreasonable tarrifs against everyone that was your ally, they turn their backs on you. Whodathinkit?
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Taco Bell released a statement warning about Cyclosporia in their lettuce. The irony of Taco Bell asking people not to eat the one healthy thing in a Burrito Supreme because THAT'S the thing that will make shit yourself into stupidity.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
they say dress for the job you want but apparently no one wants to hire a naked chubby 60 year old man
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
... the drummer?
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That would be jazz music dad....
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
To be fair, it's not the most evil or corrupt thing he's ever done. ....hell, not even the worst he's done in a week. The high bar is raping and killing children, so yah....
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Does it have to be your own? ...wut?
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I like to dress up as a WereWaldo for Halloween
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wish not a single Haitian ever does business with him again. Ever.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That sound you hear in the distance? It's 100s of millions of people all yelling "STFU, YOU ONLY GIVE A SHIT NOW BECAUSE IT'S AFFECTING YOU PERSONALLY!" Seriously. All the shit Trump has done to other Haitians, I feel zero sympathy for this piece of shit.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Are you sure we didn't just wander off to stuff his face and forgot where he was?
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey, I call bullshit. We also got a UFC fight out of it.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
puertoricoreport.com/analysis-pue... Yah, they are one of the reasons he's in office.
puertoricoreport.com
Analysis: Puerto Ricans, Latinos Turned Towards Trump in 2024 - PUERTO RICO REPORT
Just over a week before election day, comedian Tony Hinchcliffe made a joke which went viral. At Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s rally at Madison Square Garden that night, Hinchcliffe said, “the...
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sssooooo one of the biggest causes of Trump, is now whining about Trump? Hold on a second, I have a really really tiny violin around here somewhere...
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
To be fair, the base that he's speaking to ARE dummies...
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Extreme shitting
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The sad thing is that Iran just looks to see if he's again given away military intel, then they ignore it. They are trying to bait him into sending ground troops, which they have been prepping for the last 25 years. It would be a bloodbath and Trump is far too stupid and ego driven to see that.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh and I almost forgot. Release the Epstein files.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell both dead? Is it my birthday?
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"Do you think you should eat shit sandwich on rye?" "I would have the best shit sandwich. No one would have a better one. I'm the best at eating shit sandwiches. Why wouldn't I?"
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Centrist democrats: "We don't agree with Trumo, but we won't fight him." Every other democrat: "We will fight him." Centrist democrats: "You are just way too radical!!"
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I've always relied on the kindness of strangers feeding my garden. What?....
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Graphic design is my passion.
A sign that has two concentric rings of text but it's laid out in a confusing way so it looks like the first sentence is "it's against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth" and the second sentence is "supply alcohol to minors."
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Boots on the ground will result in a bloodbath. Iran has been prepping for this for over 25 years.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Costco buy: facial cream and fiber supplements. Now I can look FABULOUS while pooping.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The quickest way to make Israel NOT do as you say, is to say that they will do as you say. They kind of have a history about that....
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I thought he was going to drain the swamp in DC, not make one...
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Fat fingered.... you know who I mean....
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Well yes and all, but was Oabam good enough to win the FIFA Peace Prize?
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Might want to wipe the orange powder off your lips....
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
You know what you did was wrong. Or more accurately, THEY know what you did was wrong. You just have to figure that part out now.
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Woply von Fuxstix @robthewop.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The look on their faces says it all. It's a definite "... what the fuck?"
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