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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You mean if the government actually addresses people's material needs, then they won't go out robbing and stealing?
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really can't stand that phony baloney "down home folksy" act so many of these guys put on.
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Foghorn Leghorn's Space Jam Remark
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't ever want to hear another word from Republicans about "hard work" ever again.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I figured out what exactly doesn't work about Lanterns; If you get rid of the costumes, superpowers, aliens, and fantastic settings and plop these characters in Nebraska but still talk about all these things as if they were still a thing, then it all just sounds completely f***ing stupid.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Spiderman Brand New Day. The best way I can describe it is that it's like vegan lasagna. It looks like lasagna. People tell you that it's just as good. It tastes like lasagna. But you just keep telling yourself that it's just not the same.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You didn't just do a good thing. You did a great thng.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Take everything over $999,999,999.99.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The guy who has so much money, he started his own space program, is lecturing us about money. Just let that sink in.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
"Tell me more about yourself."
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You know something? The way things are going, I'm willing to try a government based on strange women lying in ponds distributing swords.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
They're like Bobby "The Brain" Heenan; Win if you can. Lose if you must. But always cheat and get away with it.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Isn't Harry Potter just X-Men only British and with a lot less "style"?
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
America's mayor!
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social youtu.be/i0u_BNPOsMw?...
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New LEGO Video from IRAN | LOSERS FIRST!
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Lupin.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Just call yourselves "law and order Democrats." It's easy enough to remember.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I saw it. Cheech really doesn't work without Chong in this movie.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
We're allowing the stupidest people to make decisions for everyone.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I'm going to have to be that guy who says he had no idea the women were playing, let alone won.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
And yet they will most likely still lose money.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Almonds! That is all.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Despite hosting the last four years, right now everybody tuned into the Grammys is asking themselves "who the fuck is this Trevor Noah guy?".
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
So far, Wonder Man is a superhero show without anything super or heroic.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Apart from being horribly written to the point where it's completely nonsensical, having every accent under the sun is just making it more difficult to understand any of the dialog. Not that anything they're saying is actually worth hearing.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"Digital music is so great, it's all at your fingertips, so convenient". Until you want to listen to that one song by the Flamin' Groovies that only appeared on a compilation disc, and your PC doesn't have a disc drive.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The only thing he'd say is to go for a swim in polluted water.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Goodnight everyone... vimeo.com/57957568
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A Colbert Christmas - Elvis Costello/Stephen Colbert Duet
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
He needs more chains and the bandage around his chin. Otherwise, I like where it's going.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Kindly remind little smokey that "Prayer without works is dead" James 2; 14-26
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Can someone do one where Trump is Scrooge and Epstein I'd the Ghost of Christmas Past?
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
She basically said to Leslie Stahl, "I know you are, but what am I? Takes one to know one!".
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
So, Twitter has become completely useless...
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
She's rehabbing her image and preparing for post Trump GOP. Don't believe her.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Just looking now, we see the obvious differences. One believes that there should at least be a functioning government that's capable of providing services to taxpayers. The other doesn't.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The ones who said "there is no difference between the two".
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Push polling?
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I don't know how many times I have said this, but DO NOT PUT MAYONNAISE ON MY CHEESEBURGER!
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I was wondering if I was the only one who read It Can't Happen Here. Maybe if we all read it in high school instead of Ethan Frome, we could have completely avoided this mess.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
79 million people paid their $10.99 a month, so they could "listen" to his songs that were algorithmically chosen for them. It could be just about anyone.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Lee Greenwood? Seriously? They can't drop the "down home country folk" shtick fom a second, can they?
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Truth is not as important to some of us as "belief".
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
If only the government had a department that dealt with education.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
You remember them shutting down, but you don't remember places like Allegheny or Willowbrook.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Go ahead and say, "I voted for this." I dare you.
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robotshlomo.bsky.social @robotshlomo.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
For the record, if anyone asks; I blame Fender for running Hamer into the ground.
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