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Me, Robot

@robotofdawn.bsky.social
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Just your friendly soulless automaton. He/him. Don't follow me if you're into generative AI/NFTs/crypto, or if you expect me to automatically follow you in return.

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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You know who else lived on a boat in his 20s?
Don Johnson as Sonny Crockett from Miami Vice, living on a boat with an alligator.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Aromantic recognition in both the USA Today and LA Times crossword puzzles today. Amazing coincidence. #aromantic
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A film that takes place where you're from
Matthew Broderick and Reese Witherspoon in the film Election
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Describe yourself with a building
A building front that looks like a shocked face
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Spotted at the Hands Off protest in Omaha. Sometimes the best message is the simplest. #HANDSOFF #PROTESTS
People at a protest holding up various signs, with one holding a brown cardboard sign that simply says FUCK.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Spotted in London
Poster that’s says “DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT. If the bar lets Nazis in, it’s a Nazi bar.” Below the text is an image of Elon Musk doing a Nazi salute.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
A picture of me when I was a sophomore.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Um yeah, the red Swingline
A picture of a red Swingline stapler.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
My mom says I’m a catch
Tweet that reads: Elon Musk’s mom says it’s degrading to call her son wealthy and that she would prefer he be referred to as the ‘genius of the world’. Below that is a photo of Elon Musk standing next to his mother.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Orange safety cone forever!
Orange safety cone drawing
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
It's going to be like when Newsweek broke the story on bisexuality in 1995
Newsweek cover from 1995. There are three people on the cover - one woman and two men. Text is superimposed below their heads that says 

Bisexuality
Not Gay. Not Straight.
A New Sexual Identity Emerges.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Showing them the Kekistan flag might help in explaining the Kek thing
A green, black and white flag. The word KEK is stylized inside a circle, and four  black and white stripes go out from it at 90 degree angles from each other. The 4chan logo (4 white hearts) is place in the upper left hand corner. In total it is a firm nod to the Nazi swastika flag.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Guess this Google map image is out of date? (That’s what I was basing my comment on anyway lol.)
Street view of a liquor store and gas station in Delta Junction, Alaska
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
You'll be visited by three spirits, and they will urge a young lady not to put on the red light
Black and white image of The Police from the 1980s. Left to right: Andy Summers, Sting, Stewart Copeland
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Definitely looks pornish
Side view of Luigi Mangione with his head slightly tilted back and his eyes closed, sitting down. Stranding to the side of him is a cop, looking down at him.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Picture of Luigi Mangione being walked by over a dozen cops, with text overlaid: Very few school shooters have gotten the death penalty. Yet the US is trying to charge Luigi Mangione so gets the death penalty for killing one man. You can kill dozens of kids and get a lesser sentence because their lives don’t matter as much as a CEO. That’s America.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Look at this fucking theater. You'd think they were bringing in a 9/11 terrorist.
Luigi Mangione in an orange jumpsuit, flanked by over a dozen law enforcement officers on both sides, including several in full tactical gear.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 20
Cover for The Fifth Season by N.K. Jemison
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 19
Cover for At the Mountains of Madness by H.P. Lovecraft
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 18
Cover for the novel S. by John Updike
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Poster just released for Superman, releasing July 11, 2025.
Poster of Superman flying upward.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 17
Cover for Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 16
Cover for Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 15
Cover for Rendezvous with Rama by Arthur C. Clarke
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 14
Cover for The Perfect Spy by John le Carré
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 13
Cover of Moby Dick by Herman Melville
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 12
Cover for The Trial by Franz Kafka
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 11
Cover for The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch by Philip K. Dick
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 10
Cover for Larry Niven's 'Ringworld'
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 9
Cover for The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Post an Onion headline
Headline from the Onion that say “Christ Returns to NBA”, accompanied by a picture of Jesus doing a slam dunk.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 8
Cover for Emily Brontë‘s Wuthering Heights.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Ooh, I see a perfect opportunity to steal a giant candy cane. For completely unrelated reasons, here’s a selfie:
Pic of the Grinch. Well, just his head.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 7
Cover for Douglas Adams’ ‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
(I was gonna post the Justice League but 1. someone else already did a DC comic themed image, and 2. I'm no hero lol.)
Pic of JLA (Justice League of America). From left to right: Hawkgirl, Geoforce, Vixen, Superman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Black Lightning, Black Canary, Batman, Arsenal, Red Tornado
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Here is a picture of me with my beautiful family.
Two hockey teams brawling on the ice.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The new FBI director’s office
Two person work cubicle.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Quote tweet with a movie that fucked you up
Movie poster for Watership Down.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 6
Cover for Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Oh boy, we have another Twitter troll
@gonebabygone.bsky.social writes:
Godzilla and King Kong are such great ambassadors for their respective cultures, one is like “what if our atomic hubris called forth an agent of our destruction from the very seas that birthed us” and one is like “what if monsters wanted our white women”

@deven171.bsky.social replies:
Mad that someone is pointing out all your rape monkey illegal immigrants?

@gonebabygone replies to him:
How’s your family, are you having a nice Thanksgiving with them

@devin171 replies:
Always. We blessed our steaks by acknowledging that this is Caucasian land. But you're all welcome here too.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving!
Scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre where the villains are sitting around a table looking at you.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 5
Cover for Foundation by Isaac Asimov
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 4
Cover for Revelation Space by Alistair Reynolds
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 3
Cover to Matthew Looney's Voyage to Earth by Jerome Beatty, Jr.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 2
Cover for Joe Abercrombie's book The Blade Itself
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
No context Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman is bound to a post with seven women walking around her with ropes and chains, binding her further. Wonder Woman says, "Bind me as tight as you can, girls, with the biggest ropes and chains you can find!" One of the women replies, "We are, princess - even you can't escape THESE bonds."
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 1
cover for Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
When even superheroes are experiencing the housing crisis
Superman talking to Hal Jordan (one of the Green Lanterns). Superman is saying to Hal, "Look, Hal, you're a superhero...with power ALMOST on MY level! You've got to start acting more responsibly! Look at me! You don't see ME in endless strings of personal crises! Geez, Hal, you don't even have an apartment!"
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Another Trumpster to block:
User name @arcturian1.bsky.social with this in their bio:

huge trump fan. marijuana and lsd guru. liberals are the enemy to civilization.  lets all make love and stop democrat wars.
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Me, Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
And another to block
Post by @pickledick.bsky.social which shows am AI image of Kamala Harris wearing a sombrero, with text saying “Mexican word of the: Nacho. Nacho president.”
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