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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 12/09/2026

I wonder if anyone will git this joke.

A padlock made by Master Lock. The word “master” on the lock is crossed out and “main” is written below.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 15/08/2026

Meet me at the worker owned bookstore and café in the next ten minutes if you want an ass kicking. #baltimore

Middle aged dorkwad looking as hard as a ham sandwich in front of Red Emma’s bookstore and café.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 15/08/2026

Meet me at the worker owned bike shop in the next ten minutes if you want an ass kicking. #baltimore

Middle aged dork looking faux hard in front of Baltimore Bicycle Works.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 15/08/2026

My spouse needs to do a low FODMAP diet for a while. She wanted ramen, so I made ramen.

Bowl of ramen with a ceramic spoon in the bowl. Four eggs with gooey centres are visible on top along with sesame seeds, green onions, peppers, tofu, greens, and noodles.

There is a nice blue on the far side of the bowl because the photographer is very good at taking good photos.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 13/08/2026

$50/lb No lowballs. I know what I’ve got. You won’t find a listing like this anywhere else. Must provide own bucket.

A box full of broken glass and cigarette butts.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 10/08/2026

Had a pretty normal Sunday. Yes. It worked. No. I don’t wish to discuss it further.

A knife block held to a desk with a clamp with a hack saw blade in one of the knife slots. A hammer and chisel is nearby along with various other items that were shifted around due to sawing.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 01/08/2026

Bought a John Brown reader from @redemmas.org today. The cover is a painting titled The Last Moments of John Brown and depicts him descending the stairs of the court house on his way to the gallows to be hanged. The Wikipedia page about it is well worth the read. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Las...

Cover of a book titled A John Brown Reader. Cover photo is a detail of the painting The Last Moments of John Brown.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 01/08/2026

Meet me at the Totoro mural in the next fifteen minutes if you want an ass kicking.

A hand painted mural of the characters from Totoro on a fence. Part of the mural is obscured behind brush.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 13/04/2026

I would have done this without $5/gal petrol prices, but it feels even more sensible with $5/gal petrol prices. #cargobike #baltimore

A blue cargo bike with a garden hose in the front basket, a reusable shopping bag hanging off one side of the back, and a five gallon bucket full of stuff hanging off the other.

They only needed to pay us enough to live. General strike on 1 May, 2026.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 29/03/2026

Replaced the bar tape on the ring handles that the kids use on the cargo bike. The old one was original so it held up for over five years before it started to come undone. The old tape was black so the new sky blue colour looks really nice. #cycling #cargoBike #Baltimore

A sky blue cargo bike with two seats on the back. Each rear seat has a ring shaped handle for the rider to hold on to. The ring has new sky blue bar tape on it which matches the colour of the bike frame.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 27/03/2026

Update: She ate the beets at lunch wearing the gloves. A good time was had by all and no police or school administrators were involved. As a testament to her commitment to being perpetually silly absolutely none of her friends were surprised by her actions.

A white metal lunchbox that says “HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT” on it in in large red letters. In front of the lunch box are dirty used gloves, a dirty paper towel, and a dirty plastic bag. Everything is stained red because of beets.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 07/03/2026

The parking kiosk is our local ANTIFA leader.

A parking kiosk with stickers on it that say things like “work harder! The oligarchs need another tax cut” and “ice Nazis fuck off” and “oligarch” in the form of both the Tesla and Amazon logos and FREE PALESTINE.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 02/03/2026

My eleven year old wanted to check out the transit in our new city (we moved here in the fall). “Say less.”, says I. Took the bus to the subway to light rail and back. Excellent Sunday. #transit #baltimore

A middle aged dork with glasses is sitting next to their very cool child. She is sporting a red coat and the whims of the city has bestowed some red tinted mood lighting on her face.

You must never forget that anyone who is willing to be a cop is a bastard. Every single one of them. Free Palestine. Bibi can gargle my taint. Trans rights are human rights.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 15/05/2025

Quote this post with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe

Still image from Monty Python’s Flying Circus from a skit involving an airplane made out of a sheep whilst speaking French.

All Cops are Bastards

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 24/03/2024

Manifest Destruction Save Native Culture #graffiti

Side of a train car with “Manifest Destruction” graffitied on the side in red paint

Side of a train car with “Manifest Destruction” and “Save Native Culture” graffitied on the side in red paint

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 26/02/2024

New pride flags today! Our old one was sent for free and likely wasn’t meant to be outside.

A trans-inclusive pride flag flying on the front of a two story home

A yard flag which says “this is a safe space” underneath a rainbow in a circle with a trans/black/brown pride triangle in the centre over the rainbow

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 14/02/2024

(Content Warning: image is of a bag of faux blood intended for a prank) And inside the lunchbox is (see image) which she plans to use as a prop to frantically search for a lost heart to great comedic effect.

The inside of a metal lunchbox with a clear plastic bag with ketchup smeared around to resemble blood. The bag is labelled “HEART”.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 14/02/2024

I bought this lunchbox that I found at a local toy store for my 9 year old because it is perfect for her. She has decided that she is going to bring it to school tomorrow (which is Valentine’s Day) and when it’s time to hand out valentines to the class she is going to take this out… (continued)

A white metal lunchbox which reads “HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT” on the side in large, red letters.

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Whom It May Concern @robotmachine.net · 19/09/2023

Left about 1.75 hours ago. Just got to the bagel place for breakfast.

A blue cargo bike in front of a bagel shop.

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