McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m flattered you have a gay little crush on me, but I can’t say it’s mutual. 100
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Don’t shout in front of the kids!! *pointing to Butterscott* 100
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And here I thought you were earning us a respectable wage… Who will provide for the family now? 100
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The breeze was so nice though! If you’re going to be my roommate there’s much to discuss. 100
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No locks on the windows either! It’s the best bacon. 100
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 09/09/2026WONDERFUL. I will be there immediately. I am already outside. 100
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Well if it isn’t my best pal! This is quite the surprise. Hello, hello. 101
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I’m merely curious. I never knew Norton to be the fatherly type. 100
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 18/07/2026How in the world were those two allowed to take them then? 100
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The child. Azure. Did they really come from the Corporation? 100
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 18/07/2026He believes you’re in on the conspiracy against him so I doubt that will happen. 100
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 17/07/2026He’s hmmm… He believes that he’s being watched by your employers. I tried to sway such thoughts, but alas. I’m sure he would benefit from hearing from you. 100
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Quite well! Have you spoken to your father lately? He seems to be in quite the pickle. 100
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 17/07/2026What a coincidence that we have run into each other like this! 100
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Oh woe is me!! *dramatically sighs and leaves out the front door* 100
McAfee @roboticshield.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Doesn’t that kid of yours work for them still? Wouldn’t she know if they’re after you? 100