Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dick Poleman is a minor antagonist in the MGS series [1]. Despite the name and much of his dialogue suggesting a phallic-centred persona, his main attacks are pulled straight out of his ass [2,3]. 191
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I felt smart for immediately recognising the Cygnus Lad jacket & then slightly cheated that the alt text meant Branson had noticed this first. I've had too many trips to Jupiter 130
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comMarty McFly: Hey, I've Seen This One!Alt: Marty McFly: Hey, I've Seen This One! 041
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Clinton saw bernie-or-bust and made her choice.youtu.beBernie Would Have Won (music video)YouTube video by callawaythings 020
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Having first taken Manhattan, the Muppets set their sights on Berlin. 020
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Unlike his father, there was no chance our brave Noel was going to let himself get shot in a Carrabbas. 020
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The UK Labour party of 2015-2019 send their regards. 010
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I did not vote for her before as it would have been a grave mistake for me to do so. There is absolutely nothing you can say or do that will get me to vote for Kamala Harris in 2028. 090
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026"Being the next Beatles" is a colossal task that's made even harder by "Already being a Beatle" 010
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026It was rough going but she ultimately lands it with "I am your voice" 040
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Definitely not in Noel's top 1000 openers but probably not in his bottom 1000. 020
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Especially given (in their assumed binary) a coin gets it wrong only 12 times. 010
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This makes the bold assumption that every line in the employment rights act has an equal worth towards workers rights. 020
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Mum report: Not drinking tea in the heat, disavowing ever saying it would help. 130
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Urgently appending to the above as it must be said: clothes really suit Noel and he should try wearing a top more often. 030
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Counterpoint:youtu.beBernie Would Have Won (music video)YouTube video by callawaythings 010
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I don't think this is the core idea underpinning the current arc but it must be said: the crown really suits Noel & he should try hats more often. 1261
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026If you do close the thread, make sure to give everyone 20 mins notices. 020
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Do I like where this is going? Yes, indeed. Do I know where this is going? Absolutely not. 1222
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 12/05/2026It's like they say, "If you can't spot the Noel's Mum among the parents you know..." 020
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 19/04/2026No i truely get it now. You weren't discussing the issue "Whether Starmer could have handled this any worse", any thoughts on that btw? You were trying to point out something more like "This doesn't even crack the top 10 of Starmer's disasters" 000
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I get it in that (from your examples) if during the process of appointing Mandleson, Starmer somehow reinstated the poll tax, that would have been worse. Realistically though - and again responding to your original point - my question is: how could this have been handled worse? 110
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I don't get it? Those are all unrelated to the topic. What is the worse decision that could have been made in relation to the vetting process of Peter Mandleson? 110
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Could you give an example of what would have been worse in this instance? 110
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The devastating effects of removing Steve Bell from the ecosystem, leaving Labour unchecked to saturate the environment with relaunches. 010
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I've spent a decade atoning by listening to women & they are united in one message: She should run again. 260
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Talk like this does absolutely nothing towards getting me to vote for Kamala Harris. 190
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 11/02/2026How literal does "bread and circuses" have to be before our consumption of it meets your approval? 010
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 08/02/2026"No! I must stop the instability," he shouted! The radio said "No, Kier. You are the instability." And then, Kier was a Zombie. 020
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025"Theory of Noticing" once again showing astounding explanatory power for both the general of _why UK politics is as it is_ and the specific of _who feels the heat and when this occurs_. 130
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Whether they're first class, second class, or third class levers... this year, they're all Top Class 010
Robot Carlyle @robotcarlyle.bsky.social · 22/02/2025The original is way too wordy so I've tidied it up 010
