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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Whats the name of his Netflix rom-com
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
House introduces legislation renaming Department of War to Department of Where TF are the Epstein Files
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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Media Roundup: JVP's Grand Central action demanding ceasefire generated wall-to-wall coverage - JVP
During Friday rush hour, JVP took over Grand Central Station in New York City to call for an immediate ceasefire and freedom for Gaza.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The fact that Henry Kissinger lived to 100 is how I know there is no God.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
They're the majority. With zero Republicans on board it would simply not happen.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
She works backwards from two unshakeable conclusions: That Trump is good and that everyone else is bad. You can't disabuse her of these notions via reason. Any ground you can gain will be lost the second she turns on her cable news again.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I never really blamed the guy for the bone spur thing. That was normal and human. But wow, demanding a military parade from a military he chickened out of.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Reading the comments was a mistake. Wow, Not even the MAGA assholes on Xitter are this toxic.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
He voted for Rubio.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Even Bernie?
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Jennifer Kerkhoff still has her job. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
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Misconduct hearing underway for prosecutor in anti-Trump-protest cases
The D.C. Office of Disciplinary Counsel alleged Jennifer Kerkhoff Muyskens worked with a detective to alter evidence in cases of 2017 Trump inauguration protesters.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I loved school food because my food at home was worse.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
My blue state has that stuff.
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Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 25/04/2025
I visited Rümeysa Öztürk this week with @markey.senate.gov & @repmcgovern.bsky.social. What we found was not just a young woman locked up without charge, but also a democracy being put to the test. Read our op-ed about why her case has implications for everyone. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/o...
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Opinion | We Visited Rumeysa Ozturk in Detention.
The Constitution is only as strong as our willingness to defend it.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
"obstruction" The fact that Aileen Cannon walks free is proof that America's justice system is complete trash.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
They keep picking fights because Trump put the economy in the shitter, and their base needs red meat. And it works. I hate that it works. Any other president would be getting impeached by now but he still has a stranglehold on the Republican party.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2025
Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day
Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Loophole: he will say he didn't actually get elected in 2024.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
You ruined yams for me, mfer
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
All he had to do was nothing. His cult believes whatever he says. He could've just kept feeding them various lies instead of fucking shit up. We lost years of growth because he couldn't do nothing right.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
She looks like William Dafoe auditioning as a Disney Villian
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
People vote based on the price of gas. That's on us, bro
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Rep. Ted Lieu @reptedlieu.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Here's how we're fighting back.
Blue graphic with white and yellow text: "House Democrats are fighting back. Here's how:  

Hosting special hearings to expose how Trump and Republicans are hurting Americans  

Filing amicus briefs to block the Trump Administration in court 

Voting NO as a united caucus against GOP's extreme agenda

Educating and mobilizing our communities against MAGA policies"
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Spew bigoted shit nonstop -> win elections because America is full of bigots -> fuck up the economy, people start noticing, turn up the bigoted shit to cover for it
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Peaches - POTUS
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
www.reddit.com/r/thebulwark...
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From the thebulwark community on Reddit: Trump Won By Turning Out Low-Information, Misinformed Voters
Explore this post and more from the thebulwark community
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative. A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 21/04/2025
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had a second Signal chat that included his wife and brother where he shared similar details of a March military airstrike against Yemen’s Houthi militants that were sent in another chain with top Trump administration leaders, The New York Times reported.
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Hegseth had a second Signal chat where he shared details of Yemen strike, New York Times reports
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth created another Signal messaging chat that included his wife and brother where he shared similar details of a March military airstrike against Yemen’s Houthi militants that were sent in another chain with top Trump administration leaders.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/04/2025
Happy #Easter
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The ARPA, IIJA and IRA raised corporate taxes by over a trillion to fund childcare, infrastructure, green jobs, legal teams to go after polluters, and IRS agents to go after wealthy tax avoiders. What part of that is "dishwater conservatism"?
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
If I apply that logic to the people who didn't show up to vote, they get mad.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
What the fuck is wrong with Alito and Thomas? We are not at war with Venezuela. Their government isn't sending these people to invade us.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
One thing I've noticed about leftists is that they start voting for moderate legislation once in office due to it being what's viable, as their own DOA bills with zero cosponsors languishes forgotten.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
If the CFPB could've stopped the grocery price gouging last year we might not be in this mess. Just saying.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Yeah. According to Palestinian officials, about 60,000 people have been killed since 2023. But there are 5,166,000 more
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
They also saw parties form RIGHT THE FUCK AWAY and still went with this shitty system instead of a regular-ass-parliament
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Lifeprotip If you are hiding refugees in your attic, consider installing heat shielding so that government infra red sensors can't find them.
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 18/04/2025
The Dallas ICE office is involved in a mass removal effort targeting nearly 200 people — many without removal orders — scheduled to be deported to El Salvador today. This is not just cruel – it is lawless. I refuse to stay quiet while families are being torn apart, and lives are being put at risk.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
According to British law, hermaphrodites are not real.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
He missed Coachella tho
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
In theory, it would help shield the IIJA and IRA from reversal. But, of course, this mfer www.utilitydive.com/news/trump-f...
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Trump funding freeze leaves IIJA, IRA projects in limbo
New executive orders could halt promised funding and stop infrastructure and environmental projects that are already underway, legal experts say.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
NGL every time I see Connolly's name I get a craving for a cream-filled, fried pastry tube. Also thanks to him for working instead of being on tour.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Her daughter's murderer was convicted in court and will be punished according to the law, not randomly sent somewhere out of the country. Why am I supposed to be against due process?
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
The CFPB couldn't stop insurance companies from using AI assisted claim rejection. Nor the price gouging we saw in the grocery stores last year. IDK maybe if the CFPB was any good, Trump wouldn't be in power to dismantle it.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
What if the Democrats raised corporate taxes to subsidized childcare, infrastructure, green jobs, IRS agents to go after polluters and legal teams to go after tax cheats?
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I'm not so optimistic, Wong Kim Ark was a 6-2-1 decision.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
"if you hooked Donald up to a lie detector test, he could say one thing in the morning, one thing at noon and one thing in the evening, all contradictory and he’d pass the lie detector test each time. Whatever lie he’s telling, at that minute he believes it, but the man is utterly amoral" - Ted 2016
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Pollsters got Bernie to support gun control.
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LMAO @robot-monkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Greyhound races should have one Olympic sprinter for reference
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