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RoboSchro

@roboschro.bsky.social
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Builder and leader of digital engineering and product development teams. Based in London. Often posting silliness or political stuff, because, well... *gestures broadly at everything* he/him

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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man, I really hope this isn't how coffee is made
A framed drawing on a café wall that shows two bears grinding coffee beans by grinding them between their arses (but at first glance looks even worse, like the coffee is actually coming out of the bears' arses)
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eclipse! Seen as sunlight passing through trees #Eclipse
Shadows of trees on a fence, showing repeated crescent shapes from the solar eclipse
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Happy Friday, folks! We went out yesterday, so of course we must stay in today, with Friday-at-home #cocktails. I'm having a Parisian martini. Cheers!
A martini and a soft drink
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What's a delay of a day matter, eh? Here we are with a Saturday edition of Friday-at-home #cocktails. Mine's a valentino. Cheers!
A short red cocktail and a glass of lemonade
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's been a long time! But it's time again for Friday-at-home #cocktails at last. Here's a rye boulevardier, and a ginger and lime presse. Cheers!
A red cocktail and a glass of presse
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Welcome to the long weekend! What a great evening to stay home, right? We've got a king's jubilee and a mother root for our Friday-at-home #cocktails and we're going nowhere. Cheers!
Two cocktails on a table, with pistachios and olives
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Happy Friday! Hope you are well, and staying in with Friday-at-home #cocktails. We are! These are a mother root and tonic, and a yellow bird. Cheers!
Two cocktails on a shelf, one long and one short
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Well, it's a Friday, and no mistake. Take from it what you can, right? And stay in, with Friday-at-home #cocktails - we have a roselyn here, and a kombucha. Cheers!
A glass of kombucha and a red cocktail in a coupe glass
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We're back on the Friday-at-home #cocktails this week - here we have a fogerty and a ginger mother root. Bring on the weekend! Cheers!
Two cocktails - one long yellow one and one short red one - pictured in front of the bottles of their ingredients
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Connections seems to be encouraging the eating of vegetarians today
Screenshot of part of the Connections game today, with the words "meatless" and "cannibalism" prominent
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
What a Good Friday it is to stay home, am I right? Certainly it is when you have Friday-at-home #cocktails . Today, we have one Alfa-Romeo and one rhubarb Mother Root. Cheers!
Two cocktails on a table, one in a coupe and one in a tumbler with ice
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Hello Friday, my old friend. Time for staying in with some Friday-at-home #cocktails, I think. Here we have a Botivo and a negroni d'Amalfi. Cheers!
Two cocktails on a shelf - one red and one clear
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This is an excellent portrait of the dangerous, incoherent, incompetent war that Trump, Netanyahu & co. have started with Iran. no01.substack.com/p/march-19-2... The whole thing's worth a read. But this passage really caught my attention. We should see more often just how incoherent Trump's BS is.
Screenshot of text from a blog post, reading: "Friday’s press gaggle. Barely exaggerated: at 12:03 PM, President Trump told reporters he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. At 12:05 he declared victory. At 12:07 he announced he was sending Marines. At 12:08 he said no boots on the ground. At 12:11 he said he did not want a ceasefire. At 12:16 he declared victory again. At 12:17 he asked for a ceasefire. At 12:23 he told NATO they were cowards. At 12:29 he said Iran was begging for a ceasefire. At 12:31 he said everything was perfect. At 12:36 he said $500 oil was a good thing. At 12:37 he demanded Iran open Hormuz. At 12:39 he said Hormuz was never closed. At 12:41 he said the US was not at war with Iran. At 12:42 he declared victory in Iran."
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I think they're happy with us #Cats
Zouzou, a tabby cat, showing her belly in the sunlightMysha, a black cat, relaxing on a bedZouzou and Mysha, a mother cat and her son, lying together on a bed
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It's exactly a year since we brought Zouzou and Mysha home for the first time.
Two cats - Zouzou, a tabby, and Mysha, a black - curled up together on a futonZouzou, a tabby cat, sitting upright and looking very composed Mysha, a black cat, sitting up and contemplating something off to the side
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It's another Friday! One alcoholic and one non-alcoholic drink for our Friday-at-home #cocktails this week. That's a Botivo, and a rye boulevardier. Bitterness all round - in a good way. Cheers!
Two drinks with ice, on a countertop
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Happy Friday! Time once again to stay at home, right? Of course. This week, our Friday-at-home #cocktails are tequila negronis. Cheers!
Two negronis on a countertop
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Happy Friday! In honor of the winter Olympics, this week's Friday-at-home #cocktails are Closing Ceremonies. Cheers!
Two yellow cocktails on a table
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It took me a while to realise that this Excel error message wasn't actually complete gibberish
Screenshot of an Excel error message that reads: "Document not saved. Please save as if problem persists."
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
We're having Saturday-at-home #cocktails this week instead of Friday-at-home cocktails. Still nice, though! These are blackthorns. Cheers!
Two cocktails on a counter, in front of liquor bottles
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Friday again! Imagine that. Now imagine it with Friday-at-home #cocktails . There, that's better, isn't it? This week, we're having millionaire's martinis. Cheers!
Two cocktails on a table
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
What a long week, and month, it's been, right? But here we are. Friday. Have a night in with Friday-at-home #cocktails . You deserve it. We're having Bloody Bronxes. Cheers!
Two orange cocktails on a table, with a vase of flowers
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It's Friday! Relax, stay inside, have a drink, that's what I say. These Friday-at-home #cocktails are a negroni variant called a "Charlie Pie". Cheers!
Two red cocktails on a table, with nuts and crisps
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
It's Friday! Dunno about you, but as far as I'm concerned, it's a good night to stay in and have some nice Friday-at-home #cocktails . These are "coolman"s. Cheers!
Two pale yellow cocktails on a table
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
It's Friday! Though I'm not sure how, 'cause yesterday was surely Saturday, wasn't it? Never mind, we're staying in, with Friday-at-home #cocktails . Today we've got blue champagne*. Cheers! And happy new year! (*actually made with cava)
Two blue cocktails in flutes, on a table
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
It's Boxing Day, and also Friday. We were out being sociable and familial yesterday, and so today, of course, we're staying in - with Friday-at-home #cocktails ! These are French 77's. Cheers!
Two cocktails in flutes, on a table with crisps
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Happy Friday! Let's have festive Friday-at-home #cocktails, shall we? Yes, let's. These are poinsettias. Cheers!
Two red cocktails in flutes
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
We didn't do Friday-at-home #cocktails yesterday, because reasons - but never fear! We can do Saturday-at-home just as well. So tonight we're having margaritas. Cheers!
Two margaritas on a countertop
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Happy (Black) Friday! We're not out buying unnecessary things, no, we're in, eating and drinking unnecessary things. It's Friday-at-home #cocktails time! These are dry orange martinis. Cheers!
Two martinis on a countertop
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
We are celebrating tonight. But not by going out, of course not. We're just having kir royales for Friday-at-home #cocktails . Cheers!
Two red cocktails in flutes on a countertop
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
It's Friday! Don't go out, it's raining. Everywhere. No, stay in! Have Friday-at-home #cocktails . We're having Amalfi martinis. Cheers!
Two yellow martinis on a kitchen table
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Phew. Been a busy week 'round here. 'Tis Friday now, though. Time to stay in with Friday-at-home #cocktails - that's the ticket. These are rositas. Cheers!
Two red cocktails on a kitchen counter
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
We didn't have our Friday-at-home #cocktails yesterday, on account of being all anxious about our cat having run off. But Mysha came back (hooray!), and all is well, so let’s have those cocktails now, shall we? These are Amsterdamages. Cheers!
Two whitish cocktails in martini glasses on a countertop
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Hey, it's that time again. Friday, right? Time to stay in with Friday-at-home #cocktails . We're having another old favourite - these are Bronxes. Cheers!
A table, viewed from above. On the table are cocktails and snacks.
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
It's Friday! We may not have seen the sun in days, but still, it's Friday. So stay in, put your feet up, and relax with Friday-at-home #cocktails . We're having negronis. Cheers!
Two red cocktails, with orange slices, on a countertop
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Well, look at that. Friday again. Huh. Guess it's time to stay in, and have Friday-at-home #cocktails . You in? We're having these excellent French 75's. Cheers!
Two cocktails in flutes, on a table
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
You don't want to go out in this weather. Stay in and have Friday-at-home #cocktails ! That's our plan, of course. These are skeleton keys. Cheers!
Two brown cocktails on a kitchen counter
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Friday, is it? Last hot day of the year? Let's celebrate. But not by going out. No, it's Friday-at-home #cocktails time. Today, we're having wine coolers. Cheers!
Two long drinks on a table, with bowls of snacks
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Did my bit at the Stop Trump March this afternoon #StopTrumpCoalition
The Stop Trump march near the start. The street full of protestors, with a lot of EU flags visible The Stop Trump march arriving in Parliament Square Me! (It's hard to take a selfie while holding a flag, so all you get is my face)Marchers on the Stop Trump Coalition march. One holds a small handwritten sign reading, "Bugger Off You Nauseating Thug!"
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Well, it's Friday again. Don't go out, stay in! It's good in, when you have Friday-at-home #cocktails . These are elder aviators. Cheers!
Two yellowish cocktails on a table
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It's Friday! Stay in! Have a drink! Have Friday-at-home #cocktails ! We're doing just that, of course - these are Maria Theresa margaritas. Cheers!
Two red cocktails with lime wedges, on a table
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Well, it's Friday again, so it's time to stay in and have Friday-at-home #cocktails . Go on, you know you want to. We're having Mexican mules. Cheers!
Two cocktails on a table, with a lime and bottles
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Happy Friday! Friday-at-home #cocktails are back, after a short break for illness and travel. Natural order is restored, as we are well, at home, and drinking Sorrento mules. Cheers!
Two lemon-yellow cocktails on a table
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Very much enjoying my first time at the Purbeck Valley Folk Festival
A crowd of people looking towards a stage, in a barn decorated with bunting and streamers
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Happy Friday! You made it. Time to relax and reward yourself, if you can. We do that with our Friday-at-home #cocktails - this week, we have ranch water. Cheers!
Two long drinks with ice and lime, on a table
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
It's Friday! At last, right? Time here for some refreshing Friday-at-home #cocktails on a summer day. These are called black basils. Cheers!
Two greenish cocktails on a kitchen counter
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Happy Friday! It's time for Friday-at-home #cocktails again, and today we've got something created by @thingyness.bsky.social - made with homemade peach granita, prosecco, and citron vodka, we're calling it a heat wave bellini. Cheers!
Two yellow cocktails in flutes
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
We're inside, sheltering from the heat, and we're back with Friday-at-home #cocktails ! It's been a while - we both came down with Covid, and cocktails were off the menu. But we're back. Cheers!
Two pink cocktails on a table, with nuts and olives
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Remembering Mom & Dad on their anniversary
Picture of a vase of sunflowers in front of a window, with a filter overlaid to make the image look drawn and painted
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RoboSchro @roboschro.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I do not have flu. I have Covid. This is my first time! It's not nice, is it? I haven't been doing anything riskier or more contactful than going to the shops. Guess this current variant really is pretty contagious. Be careful out there, kids. #Covid
A Covid test showing a strong positive result
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