robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A surreal kiss from early 90s indie film Star Time (1992).youtu.beStar Time (1992)YouTube video by Alexander Cassini 110
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I become more powerful with every political campaign ad I get texted and emailed!static.klipy.comHighlander: There Can Be Only One - Lightning PowerALT: Highlander: There Can Be Only One - Lightning Power 010
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026DEFCON 4 (1985) was pretty amazing. It really opens up in Act 2 and goes Mad Max. watch.amazon.com/detail?gti=a... 010
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I will professionally stir your peanut butter. Call me anytime in the morning and come by in time for the start of your breakfast. 111
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s true, I teach a seminar on making your boss’s bday card in under 5 minutes. 010
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Animal Protector (1989), David Carradine in his most drunken performance I’ve ever seen.youtu.beAnimal Protector (1989)YouTube video by MHO Vault 000
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The Mummy Theme Park (2000) is a complete mind melting low budget horror. Nothing will be the same again. 000
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026AI works much faster when you cuss at it. 000
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026If you were a ninja, how would you wake me up? 010
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Who do I have to pay to get a Patrick Stewart-like monologue voice in my head? 010
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I’m putting it all into Greek Yogurt stocks. Can’t loose. 010
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I’m telling my cats this was Queen.youtube.comLaibach - Geburt einer Nation (Opus Dei) Official Video, 1987YouTube video by Laibach 040
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I don’t eat out often, but when I do, I’m at the Swollen Swan. 040
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 15/05/2026A year-round Christmas tree is not a cry for help! 020
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I may have donated to the wrong god again. 010
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Stepping into the digestive danger zone. 020
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 11/04/2026“This summer’s most addictive bathroom simulator” 010
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 21/03/2026We need you cause you keep the evil away. 010
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I wake everyday hoping I’m a crime boss with a karate dojo. Never happens. 010
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 09/03/2026The world’s survival will one day depend on me entering the NES Contra cheat code. 030
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 28/02/2026It’s time to seriously consider your waste-lander name. Be sure to add an “almighty” or “lord” prefix to it. 020
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Don’t let my Hamburglar good looks confuse you, I’m all business. 010
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Paper towels are the best napkins you’ve ever had. Admit it! 020
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Our numbers touched and we knew everything was gonna be positive. 010
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I didn’t budget any tears for today. *emotional finance people* 000
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Made my first million teaching people to stand up to their pets. 000
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 10/01/2026*Gathers the small council* “Maybe brownies aren’t for me.” 000
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Mortgages outta come with a gray haired wig to prepare you for the stress. 000
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 04/01/2026“…and because of that dreadful experience, I will not piggyback with anyone ever again.” 040
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 29/12/2025You have many choices when eating hot gruel, and I just want you to know, the gruel we serve up here, comes from the heart. 000
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 26/12/2025If I was captain of some Starfleet kind of ship, everyone onboard would wear a cardigan, sweatpants, and slippers. 000
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 24/12/2025The little known “shadow” amendment to the US Constitution describes how every Stephen King story must become a movie. 010
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I made my first million by creating Santa wrestling. 000
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 13/12/2025She gets louder in my head every day past 40. 010
robojones.bsky.social @robojones.bsky.social · 11/12/2025There are no less than 20 underground petting zoos in your neighborhood. 000
