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laramie robodoom

@robodoom.bsky.social
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born to wizard, forced to clown. pay me to draw for you today! he/him, 30, AI hater to the bone

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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
smiles only a little bit in pain :) guess who the last 2 members of our casual raid group to be missing these wings! at least i'm 1/3rd of the way there on tokens!!!
screenshot of text log from ffxiv:
[19:09] You roll Need on the pair of wings of resolve. 2!
[19:09] (my bf's in-game name is censored out in pink) rolls Need on the pair of wings of resolve. 3!
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i also found this wip of my dance robots that's still pretty cute.................... i should finish this sometime. maybe tomorrow or something.
wip drawing of a tv/devil themed robot dancing with a frog themed robot, doing a romantic little dip. it's cute, but i gotta push those poses more i think
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YESSSSSSS I FOUND IT I KNEW I WAS MISSING LIKE A BUNCH OF CLIP FILES AND I DIDN'T REMEMBER WHAT FOLDER THEY ENDED UP IN IN MY LABYRINTH BUT I FOUND THEM AHAHAHAHAH oh they look like shit but that's okay
screenshot of the clip management file thing for several pages of my webcomic, INCLUDING THE PAGES I KNOW I'D BEEN WORKING ON WHEN MY COMPUTER DIED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
digging through the files on my old hard drive and found this. none of my fuckin business.
doodle of a person and a furby relaxing up to their necks in a public bath house. another person walks up and goes, "hey, um, no pets in the pool, asshole"

there is a <lazer activation noise> and the furby's eyes open, bright red. the person with the furby tries to protest, "Furb- no, it's not worth it-"the furby stands up out of the water. he's fucking huge and jacked but still with a tiny head. they're posed to square up against the other person who tried to argue abt their presence, going, "ZEE BALA KOO BAY DIP WOO YAN?!" in what one must assume would be an ominous tone. the person they're yelling at looks appropriately afraid and regretful.
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"okay kids, you can pick anything you want at the freebies hall" "dirt" "gruel" "dirt" "dirt" "a single peanut. nothing more."
screenshot of my neopets getting freebie food. from right to left, they have chosen a "worm nugget", "chunky meaty stew", "sand sandwich", another "worm nugget", and a single peanut (in-shell)
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
enjoying moderate hike
screenshot of the 5 minute countdown timer house in the game Big Walk. my boyfriend set off a green flare inside the room, filling it with green smoke, and then typed out the words "hot box".
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
one of these rabbits had a fun time in ishgard and one of them. well. not so much :)
meme graph showing the ffxiv expacs on the x axis and a scale of "it's so over" to "having a normal one" to "we're so back" on the y axis. this one's filled out for my boy khable, it goes:
pre-ARR: it's so over
ARR: slightly low on "having a normal one", but peaks up a little way in, then dropping down to about halfway towards "it's so over" just before the start of HW
HW: high end of having a normal one
HW patch quests: slightly more centered in normal
STB: sharp rise into low "we're so back" territory, falling slowly
SHB: consistently at having a normal one until dropping towards EW
EW: it's so over, raising slightly in patch quests
DT: shooting past "we're so back" so sharply it goes fully off the chart and the top of the image. he REALLY fucking loves Tural.same chart as before but this one's filled out for my boy khord. he starts out low, slowly creeps up, drops a bit at HW, shoots back up midway through HW only for it to fall right back off that cliff and hit the same level of it's so over as pre-ARR at, oh, let's say, probably level 57 msq :)
after that it kinda slowly rises, in little cup-shaped divots towards having a normal one, raising mostly in the timespan between SHB and EW, and evening out at about a high "normal one" zone after that.
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
getting owned by your baby brother doesn't make it less insulting. it just means your revenge will probably be sweeter.
my bf's oc, an elf man named malarine, doing a similar expression to the meme image of winnie-the-pooh squinting to read a piece of paper, but while trying to look at something on a bright green phone that has a crazy frog pop socket. the phone has a speech bubble indicating what's on the screen: a meme of squinting winnie-the-pooh with the caption "parents when you try to show them a meme"the same elf looking more directly at the camera, holding the phone lower and looking thoroughly unamused, going, "ha, ha." in a sarcastic manner
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the manual for the game dark savior for the sega saturn???? weird pull, but alright, i believe in his ability to get all 5 parallels on his save file
screenshot of pages 4 and 5 the US version of the manual for the game Dark Savior (Sega Saturn), but with WobblyPython's lil guy adventuring through it. in the manual, he's been edited over a screenshot of the monster Bilan escaping from his cage. maybe he just wants to cause a little chaos! i'd let him! what's the worst that could go wrong?!
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
oh it's #BlackCatAppreciationDay have these pics my bf got the other day of our stink gremlin
black cat sitting in a chair on top of a blue blanket, the person who took the photo has one arm in frame gently gripping the top of the cat's head, hiding his ears and making the cat look like he's mad or evil. the cat is relaxed and leaning into it.cat loafing on my bf's desk next to his work laptop. he's looking into the camera like a model. he's very handsome. deep inside his eyes is a hunger for snackies that cannot be contained.
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
show me your goofy OC faces i lost the original files from my comic and haven't updated it in ages and i also feel bad advertising it bc of all that but. my silly <3 and his bestie who does not have as much of a scrample-able face
buncha silly faces of my oc mickey, from my webcomic cosmic lemonade on comicfury dot com! it's a lot of emphasizing his chin and the wrinkles of his face tbh. but a couple are just simplified for bonus effectmore silly drawings of my boy, including one of him as a muppet, and one small one of his bestie (the other main character of my webcomic), a woman named Dack, looking traumatized and horrified as children ask her many questions. She Is Not His Girlfriend.



(yet. they're endgame tbh but that's spoilers)
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i don't even do relics but the 4th paste step makes me wanna hit this fictional character with real life hammers
screenshot of my own message in my boyfriend's twitch chat reading, "they need to make a machine to bring video game characters to life so gerolt can be tried at the real life hague"
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
every day i'm torn between wanting to show off my blorbos and wanting to stay humble and not annoy anybody with "horrible little jimbo #439" but like. LOOK at him. mein scheisshund gniesbert supreme. i want to trebuchet him into the sun, so long gay bowzer his ass, etc etc
ref sheet for my oc, Faraday. he is a medium-toned, slightly chubby dude with a lot of body hair, odd little alchemical symbol tattoos, plenty of scars, long pointed ears that stick out from the sides of his head, and a tail with a spade-shaped tip, like an old-timey depiction of a devil.

on the left is an underwear-only drawing of him, while on the right is the same drawing but with clothes kinda lazily drawn over him. of note, he has unusual top surgery scars since he went to a necromancer instead of normal surgeon for it. the scars go all the way across his chest horizontally like a double incision, but connect in the center and go up halfway to his collarbones. there's also two smaller vertical scars where his nipples presumably used to be, or would have gone.

there's a lot of text, mostly labelling things like color swatches ("skin", "scars", "hair", "eyes", "for tats, toes, tail, and around the eyes, i just mess around with one of these") or elaborating more on little margin doodles (such as that he has lil fangs, or his eyebrows are always furrowed, or that his ears emote unconsciously)

in the center, it has more general info on him:
Faraday, he/him, gay, 5'4
32 years old, technokinetic hacker/IT specialist
overall grumpy asshole and local punk

likes: stimulants (caffeine especially), smoking, skating, loud music, fighting, salty foods, tinkering, mechanics, horror movies, getting fucked up, vandalism, lil critters

dislikes: himself, people prying, sweet or sour flavors, being cold, being treated gently, interacting with people, sleeping, being alone, flickering lights, the newspaper stand duo, kids, dogs, anti-homeless design/architecture, and getting wet

i'm not posting his backstory, it's a lot of text and i'm almost at character limit. i'm sorry if you use a screen reader, i will type it out for you if you ask me to though
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i finished a ref sheet for my favorite punching bag OC...... he's so sucks...............
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i'm blessed to not (knowingly?) have any friends that know/care about back to the future but it does mean that i alone have been suffering with this knowledge for years now. no more.
the "Outlandish Man" npc from ffxiv who stands in revenant's toll to give you the main-story-mandatory sidequest to unlock the crystal tower raids, side by side to a screenshot of doc brown from back to the future 2. their outfits are somewhat similar (long coat, stupid tie, ugly boots, insane sunglasses)
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
taking continuous chip damage while trying to make sprites for something so i have to keep reminding myself it's just lineless art at a tiny scale every time my brain starts wanting to get in the weeds on it
very amateur pixel art of a character standing. it's still in the rough stages so it doesn't look cool yet
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
rate his fit (do not)
awkward screenshot of my viera from ffxiv, khable. he's giving a thumbs up to the camera and wearing an oversized tee, some shorts, swim sandals, a headband, and some purple and green sunglasses. none of the colors go together. you can't see it, but there's a pain behind his eyes
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i'm not sorry for lahabrea posting. i will never apologize for it. more people need to sexualize that old man and draw him fat and beefy and hairy and with glowing red eyes and so tender and and and and i need to do this to him (i'm normal) (it's fine) (don't worry about it)
transparent png image of toad from paper mario color splash getting the colors sucked out of him by a shy guy with a straw. this is a visual metaphor for me sucking the soul out of lahabrea through his dick but also biting and chewing on him because i'm insane. i'm insane. you know? yeah
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i'm laramie, i'm a dude that makes comics and draws characters for money. i have a bazillion projects bc i got adhd so i'm working on a wheel to spin to choose one to work on each day- visual novel, ttrpg, comic(s), possible rpg. it's a lot, but. endless need to create, u know? yeah
redraw of the powerpuff girls meme comic "stop talking about states" but as my and my boyfriends' ffxiv ocs, with some of the vernacular changed to match ffxiv's lore and setting. i would go into better detail on it but tbh i just got invited to play phas so i'm distracted as hella commission of follie from warframe i did for bluesky user @ranunculusahsha
she's doing the balloon/point idle animation and has a neapolitan ice cream color schemesilly cropped sketch of wolf from starfox in the juspion armor. look i'm proud of how good i am at drawing furries okay an i'm tired of pretending i'm not
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
hashtag never punished hashtag always believe in yourself hashtag god's favorite
wheel result number three: your neopet has been healed
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
insult to injury...... or rather, injury to illness. jeez.
another, different wheel result. a pterodactyl swoops down and bites my neopet. this decreases his hp and is annoying but mostly harmless.
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
grumbling in quiet resignation and annoyance as i reset the counter for "days since hopeium last licked a doorknob" back to 0
screenshot of a popup from neopets. i spun the wheel of excitement and it gave my neopet a disease. again.
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
screenshot of a discord message, name and icon redacted. first line is a keysmash, second line just says "of course she kept going, you didn't shout tsumo"
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
commission for @ranunculusahsha.bsky.social 🌟🌟🌟 this was such a delight to work on!! i'm gonna be thinking about ice cream warframes forever now!
a commission by me (laramie robodoom) for bsky user @ranunculusahsha of the warframe character follie, but in neapolitan ice cream colors, and an effect like cocoa powder dusted over everything but the goopy pink ink bits. they're doing the balloon + pointing emote/idle animation thing and the background is some simple light purple hexagons that are kinda soft and glowy
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
look i was able to do this in 2 under hours as a joke for someone. half of that was just trying to make the chest piece blockier. and yeah, this is just a sketch. but imagine how good a fully clean & polished piece of this would be, maybe in a cool pose even....... i could do that for you.... for $$
a digital sketch of wolf from starfox in the juspion armor (from megabeast investigator juspion). it's the version of wolf with an eyepatch, not the DBZ scanner lookin thing, because eyepatches are always hotter. i'd apologize but we both know i'm right.
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
working on a piece for one of my bfs and i got so lost in the sauce of objectifying this man i forgot that the original idea is them at a party, y'know, wearing clothes. pride month!
two very lazy/bad doodles of my elf and his husband
the one on the left is just my pure recollection of that meme image of the chibi type figure sucking on a man's tiddy, but. y'know. it's my elf sucking his husband's tit.
the one on the right is them stoned on a couch together. the elf is holding a bong, his husband has an oval next to his hand labeled "popcorn" bc if i decided to do a serious version of this, that's what that would have been, and sometimes you just gotta do a shape and label it for yourself so you don't confused latersketch of my bf's character bhal that i've sort of colored to keep track of his body. you can barely make out the sketch of his husband getting up in his space flirtatiously. i've marked out with darker blue where his tattoos and body hair go bc only god can judge me. if you don't put hair on your bear ocs i'm calling the ASPCA on you.
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
reading through the article and this part is like watching someone in slow motion decide to put their dick in a hornets' nest
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
if i die it's bc the plumbing unions found out i knew the truth and ordered an air hammer on my pipes strong enough to kill me on the spot #makeaterriblecomicday2026
three panel comic titled "relatable fear"
first panel is a stick figure looking at a watch. "man, I wish they'd give us a more exact time for when they're gonna shut off the water on maintenance days."

panel two shows the same figure turning on a faucet. "Fuck it, the sink's working. It's been fine all day. I'm gonna risk it."

panel three shows two figures in hard hats and goggles. the further away one, ont he left side, is saluting the closer figure. "Sir! Sir! The radar shows a confirmed renter using the toilet! It's a Deuce, sir!"

the closer figure has an ominous starburst aura around him, a red stain on a wrench in his hands, and comedically overly-detailed eyes (including a scar over one) that seem to be glowing through his goggles. the speech bubble assigned to him has ominous drippies on the bottom, and is a spooky font, with red lettering and black edges.
"Heh, heh, heh. Finally. They fell for it. Ensign, shut off the water, NOW."
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
who put my bones in a dough laminator today
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
wheel sketches complete. i'm still not totally satisfied w/ all of them (the one w/ the heart & the lines especially) but i think as i go through and polish them up they should turn out just fine
sketches on a pink background of a circle divided into 12 wedge-shaped sections. starting at the top and going clockwise:
- a sphinx with a mischievous expression
- a dude in a priest collar looking really helpless at the viewer, sandwiched between two other dudes. one has a fur collar, the other has a halo. the word "idiot" is written above the priest's head
- two of my characters from my webcomic, "Cosmic Lemonade" standing towards the wider edge of their wedge, seemingly pouring over a map. towards the other side is the third main character, in his normal form, and the words "evil rock" helpfully labeling him via arrow
- two characters heads are next to each other, one upside down with only one eye, the other standing normally but covering one eye. in the back stands a silhouetted man w/ a spooky bear ghost thing coming out of him.
- dragon on a dragon throne. one hand is held by a tall man on one side, the other pats the head of a kneeling knight
- an orc and someone w/ gauges doing the wojack pointing meme but at a werewolf on a unicycle
- one of my neopets looking cunty and petting his petpet
- a closeup of a japanese kanabo and a western kitchen knife. in the distance there's a house with chicken legs.
- one of my ffxiv characters, s'cruff tia, my super lore-accurate miqote who looks like handsome squidward. he just popped out of an allagan cloning tube
- anatomical heart and a bunch of lines. two figures lying prone with stars on different body parts
- in the back, a figure standing in profile, looking tense. in the front, someone with goggles seemingly looking back towards the other's direction
- two figures by a gravestone- seemingly a woman and young girl. the woman has a glowing eye and devil-like tail. below them, the silhouette of a devil stretches out from the woman's figure
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
hey was the digital circu squiz bugged for anybody else or just me?
a really stupid edit of a screenshot of my results from the amazing digital circus personality quiz going around. the cast has been replaced with random characters from various media: ash williams (evil dead) in place of gangle, connor macleod (highlander) for ragatha, bjorn the unicorn (peggle, peggle 2) in place of jax, pikachu (pocket monsters) for pomni, fujimoto (ponyo) for kinger, J J (dark savior, sega genesis) for caine, and rash (battletoads) for zooble.

the joke is not that i don't take the series seriously but rather i think the layout of having static characters facing completely forward surrounding a radio graph is inherently kinda funny looking
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
the creator of this also just released an in-game media player bc they just really REALLY want this game to just be VRchat, instead of doing the normal thing and logging off to go play VRchat instead
screenshot from a certain mod archive site of a mod titled "Xiv Media Player (Beta)" by sebby, aka sebane1, the fool pushing chatgpt into this mmo for literally no reasonscreenshot from the mod page. "Adds VRChat-like social video players to FFXIV"
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
at this point it feels like i'm only continuing due to the sunk cost fallacy but onward i must press regardless
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
is this anything. do these sketches give you a sense of intrigue and curiosity about the characters within.
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
working on a wheel to spin for my ocs. can u tell i don't know how to frame things inside a wedge in an interesting way
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
YEAAAAAAH IT WORKED!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!! i literally don't have the words to express how grateful i am for your help. if you literally ever need anything that i could provide in return for this, i owe you massively. you are literally the greatest of all time
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i do have a couple of other weapons stashed in my SDB (turned tooth, void blade, and uhhhh. the roxton's bowie knife or whatever it's called) and burrow i should be able to actually use again in like 5 hours once i re-hit lvl 100
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
look at my battledome pet dawg i'm never getting the achievement for beating drakara at this rate
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
their version straight up gives him wario proportions i'm fucking losing it
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
normal 9-5 office worker with an open carry license. he's a little bit of a freak but not nearly enough to be outwardly alarming until shit hits the fan or you are stupid enough to become friends with him outside of work
there he is, khable "cringefail" tia, my extremely normal rabbit man don't worry about it
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
thanks neopets
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
it's a sign i guess
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
consquad more like. clownsquad. is this anything.
three ffxiv characters have been drawn to recreate the powerpuff girls "stop talking about states" meme. i'm not doing the dialogue bc i'm lazy and if you don't know the meme you can google it probably, it's the same but edited slightly for ffxiv lore


in the top panel, on the left is a hrothgar with dark blue hair, wearing a big feathered hat and a bird skull necklace. he has visible top surgery scars from his open orange shirt. his ass is not paying attention.

beside him is a miqote with long, unruly wine-red hair and bright yellow eyes. his eyes match the gold bangle bracelets on his wrist and a gold medallion necklace. he has a bored expression and is holding up a hand as he rattles off facts. 

finally, on the right, is a viera man with long green hair that turns a soft butter yellow at the tips, tied into a long dead-anime-mom style side ponytail with a pink ribbon towards the bottom. his ears also have speckles of the soft yellow, because i think it's cute, and he has heterochromia because i think it's funny. he's wearing glasses, a soft blue collared tee with a tropical leaf print pattern on it, and an annoyed or disgusted expression aimed at the miqote, with his hands up in a sort of lazy claw pose.

second panel has just the hrothgar, now looking down at the miqote. they're both sharing excited/hopeful expressions.

the third panel has the miqote now looking annoyedly back at the viera and flipping him off with one hand. the viera now looks even more annoyed and is using both hands to flip the miqote off in return.

these ocs are mine and my boyfriends' etc etc all rights reserved yadda yadda whatever
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
tiny doodle of a guy (me) in a shirt that makes him stupid going "huh? whuh?"
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
favorite mount (got it super cheap on the marketboard) just bc it brings me joy. big gorilla! woo! likely canon one? bog standard boring ol unicorn. i just find the idea of my boy being accepted, not for his purity of heart, but bc of his sheer conviction to the idea of helping people rly good. idk
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
post a FFXIV meme made by you this one has made at least 4 people extremely mad, because i'm right
shitty edit of damn daniel from ffxiv in asahi "coconut head" zenoslover's body. the clothes have been turned purple, the hair green, and the skin a sickly shade of white. i have poorly drawn some bags under his eyes, and a big joker smile across his cheeks.

at the bottom of the image is the text, "WHY SO SERIOUS", because there is literally 0 difference between fully despairpilled funny danny and heath ledger's the joker
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laramie robodoom @robodoom.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
these are the only things the tank said the entire dungeon
screenshot of ffxiv chat where someone named rizzlord kyle goes "FUCKING MANMODE" after soloing the second boss of the clyteum boss from like 15%second screenshot of ffxiv chat showing me, playing as khable, saying "thank you rizzlord kyle" and mr rizzlord kyle responding with, "UR WELCOME"
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