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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic

@robocryptid.bsky.social
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NSFW | she/they, bi/queer | fanfic writer, smut peddler & shitpost oracle | making Lash and Pocket kiss since 2024 🪢🐸 | Deadlock + whatever fandoms tickle my fancy linktr.ee/robocryptid

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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 7h
Baba understands the appeal of the Lash
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
more #Deadlock characters as #Dressmaker dresses. both of these look nuts, but they were VERY fun to make.
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Deadlock Big Bang fic living up to its name so far. I'm not even close to done either.
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
inspired by @tavyliasin.bsky.social's BG3 gowns, what if I too combine my current obsessions by making Dressmaker dresses for Deadlock characters?
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
taking the baby to an age-appropriate spot
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
haha I'm still not thinking about the Deadlock update haha anyway enjoy my bingo card
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
for #WIPWednesday, here's a convo you might hear any day of the week in the Leapfrog household (discussion of kink ahead, but not actually smutty)
excerpt from a work in progress Deadlock fanfic: 

“You’re not the first guy to ask. Is there something about my face that says I’d love to whip it out and use you as a urinal?”

Lash snickers. “I love when you talk dirty.”

“That wasn’t—” With a grunt of frustration, Pocket cuts themself off. “You didn’t answer the question.”

“Oh my God, babe.” He has no right to sound so exasperated with them. He’s the one asking for something disgusting. “No, it’s not you. It’s fine. It’s pretty normal.”

“Normal.”

“Yeah, after your boring vanilla sh— I mean very fun and awesome fucking without the bells and whistles,” Lash quickly course corrects, “there’s, like, a top five things people are into. You’ve got handcuffs, spanking, some feet stuff I guess, maybe a little roleplay with a teacher-student thing or wanting to fuck your boss, and then, boosh, there’s the golden shower.”

“That cannot be true.”

“Fine. Call the Lash a liar. I see how it is.”
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it never hurts to shoot your shot
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ok but conceptually this is a funny thought
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
here’s the list I’m staring at. if you have suggestions/requests/prompts, feel free to make them, with the caveat that I’m only like 25% likely to actually write it (or write it on time). still does not hurt to ask.
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's #WIPWednesday but I have nothing new to share because I'm sworn to secrecy on my current projects
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
oh they’re trying so hard to win me back
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
for #WIPWednesday, what about some Leapfrog in which Pocket gets shrinkrayed?
snippet from an in-progress Deadlock fanfic:

“Whatcha got there, Bluey?” comes an infuriating voice.

“None of your business,” Abrams says, exhaustion bleeding through every syllable.

“Don’t be a sore loser,” Lash chides. Then he bends down until he’s eye to eye with Pocket. “Oh my God, is this your homeless teammate? Why are they small?”

Before Abrams can answer, Pocket takes the opportunity to lecture him again. “Because someone bought that stupid—”

“Oh my God,” Lash says again, following on the heels of  his very stupid laugh. “What’s wrong with your voice? Oh, that’s so cute. Tiny widdle bwiefcase,” he says, “and the widdle twenchcoat and the widdle shotgun.” He pats their head with a single finger, which is still way too much force.

“The widdle shotgun still hits the same, and now you have no Patron to protect you,” Pocket says, well aware that their threat is somewhat mitigated by how adorably small they are. Lash responds to that by simply plucking the shotgun out of their grip with the strength of a giant. “Hey!”
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
one week of writing
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
diabolical game
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"this will be a quick little fic, maybe 1500 words," take 752
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
and how I conceptualize the Lash ships that interest me
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
how I conceptualize the Pocket ships that interest me
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
one week of writing
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
gotta save up $$ to get someone to draw Lash like this now
screenshot of Dolly Parton saying, "Nobody notices I've got a great ass, too"
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
canceled together, just like they deserve
screenshot from Deadlock showing the banned heroes for the match, Pocket and Lash
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love days like this
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
for this #WIPWednesday I offer evidence that ch. 4 of Inhibitor is in fact well underway
excerpt from a WIP Deadlock fanfic:

Lash gives them time to protest or push back, but all they do is stare up at him wide-eyed, pink-cheeked, lips parted like they’re ready for him. He leans in with intent, feels the moment their breath stutters.

Then they’re pressing fingers against his mouth to stop him only inches from their flushed face. They’re so close he can hear when they swallow down their nerves. “I don’t think that’s a good idea.” Their gaze darts from his eyes to his mouth and back. “It’s not a no,” they say quickly, trying and failing to sound less flustered. “Think of it as, you know, an incentive. A way to celebrate if we win.”

Lash laughs, pulling their hand away from his mouth. “And you say I have a big ego?”

“Excuse me?” they sputter.

“Going on and on about how this Ritual is supposed to change our entire lives, then acting like kissing you is the real prize?” 

“Oh my God, I did not mean it like that,” Pocket says, and the red in their face suddenly deepens well beyond the flattering shade from before.
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
trying to get better at logging my projects. this is what a week's worth of writing looks like for me.
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I've been cooking something new and it's @itsjackal.bsky.social's fault (don't worry, other fics are ALSO getting worked on)
height comparison between Lash and Pocket from Deadlock, where Lash is his normal height (192cm), and Pocket is tiny (20.3cm)
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
what do we think he keeps in here?
picture of Lash from Deadlock. there is a yellow circle drawn around a pouch attached to his belt.
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#Deadlock #Leapfrog art (with Viscous third-wheeling) I c0mmed for my fic Inhibitor. Thank you so, so much to @skepsys.bsky.social for bringing this scene to life! This art has been making me smile since I saw the first sketch! Read Inhibitor here: archiveofourown.org/works/88141831
Lash and Pocket from Deadlock on a date with Viscous as a third wheel. they're seated at a baseball stadium and all wearing matching baseball hats.
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Leapfrog thought that's been rotating in my brain all the time lately
Discord screenshot referring to Lash and Pocket from Deadlock: "I was also thinking today about how wonderful it is to have a ship between a character who feels destined for violence they claim to despise and one who’s literally just like. an expert in it and who thinks it’s fun."
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#WIPWednesday did you know I write things other than Leapfrog? I've had this Shivfernus idea rattling in my brain long enough now.
excerpt from a WIP Deadlock fanfic:

Shiv is a goddamned cliché. He’s laughed at folks who’ve fallen for their favorite dancers or prostitutes before, but how much better is it really to fall for the bartender? Embarrassing, but at least he’s not dumb enough to believe it’s reciprocal.
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
no matter how prolific I am, the project ideas list outpaces my writing speed
screenshot of a spreadsheet detailing a bunch of Deadlock fic ideas
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
hiding illicit confessions in the fine print, as one does
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Finished some #Deadlock smut that had been sitting at 75% complete for like two months. Who wants Leapfrog rope bondage? "A Place Between" - Lash/Pocket, explicit archiveofourown.org/works/88864246
AO3 screenshot. "A Place Between" by robocryptid, rated explicit. Fandom: Deadlock. Relationship: Lash/Pocket. Tags: PWP, Rope Bondage, Rimming, Anal Sex, Post-ritual, CEO Arin Fairfax. Summary: Patience isn’t Lash’s strong suit, but trust isn’t Arin’s, and here they are. Maybe they’re underestimating him, but all Lash wants is their body — not their business, not their money, not their power. It makes it easy to surrender.
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I was inspired by looking at that Leon Kennedy mod
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
do u see my vision
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
sometimes this game is good
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
one runner up is the author’s note on this Deadlock smut fic
excerpt from the author’s note on “Refractions,” pt. 9 of “The Pipeline” series by robocryptid

“But robo,” you say, “‘balls deep’ and ‘pillow princess’ did not appear in print until decades after Lash lived, possibly even after his death. I hate anachronisms in my pornography,” and I have to inform you that Jacob Lash invented these terms but never wrote them down because he’s fucking illiterate.
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
in character for it to be a little dirty, but this is one of my favorites and probably the most memorable
excerpt from “Waxing Poetic” by robocryptid

“And not that anyone asked or that he would voice his opinion aloud, but if someone asked and if he was drunk or otherwise compromised enough to pontificate, he might conclude that Cassidy’s ass should be approximately as hairy as the rest of him, which is to say an amount that seems designed to Hanzo’s very specific tastes; on the scale of waxed, polished twinks and underwear models to the truly hirsute, Cassidy lands somewhat bearward of center.”
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
every time I go looking through Lash quotes, I discover or am reminded of yet another gem:
Grey Talon: Your delusions of grandeur are impressive.

Lash: God damn right they are.
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the thing rattling in my brain all day. lucky me, I have many, many witnesses to vouch that I have always been prolific to a concerning degree.
screenshot from discord that reads: I am glad I have a history in fandom longer than gen AI’s use in fan spaces, bc I do sometimes worry someone would otherwise be like “there is no way this bitch has already written 30 Deadlock fanfics”
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I am furious
screenshot that says 10,386 words
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
how it started vs how it's going
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
related, my #WIPWednesday is more Lash/Pocket, naturally
“Like what you see, doll face?” he asks.

They blink those big brown eyes at him. “Are you talking to me?”

Lash stops the bag from swinging; the last thing he wants is to get hit with it when he’s trying to put the moves on somebody. “Who else?”

“I don’t know. Someone who’d like being called that?” They pause, looking around. “Well, no. Nobody here would like that.”
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
thank you 🥰 I was just thinking about this too, bc this is the specific moment in the Pipeline where Pocket first made Lash sit up and pay real attention to them
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
reserved, secretive, aloof, etc., I'll take, but I'm not sure shy is the right reading for this level of bluntness
screenshot of a Deadlock interaction

Abrams: Look, about your old man...

Pocket: Please don't talk to me like you know me. screenshot of a Deadlock interaction

Pocket: Are you still friends with my father?

Dynamo: These days, "friends" might be pushing it. But, I'd say he has... warm nostalgia for me.

Pocket: He's not a good man.

Dynamo: He's a complicated man. There's a difference.

Pocket: Not to me. screenshot of a Deadlock interaction

Lady Geist: That jacket is a Kelsey Evans. There's no way someone like you could afford it. Who did you rob?

Pocket: Just leave me alone. screenshot of a Deadlock interaction

Pocket: You're fighting to save your mom, right?

Bebop: That's right.

Pocket: Hah, it must be nice having a mother worth saving.
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
if you were curious about what I'm writing when I write my Deadlock smut, this is the approximate amount of chest hair I imagine Lash has/should have
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
today's #WIPWednesday entry: moar Leapfrog
excerpt from an in-progress Deadlock fanfic:

Lash only realizes someone else is there when he nearly sits on them. 

Tucked into the corner of the couch is some homeless person in a tattered coat and scarf. They blink at him in surprise, and he’s struck by how much that face does not belong with that bird’s nest hair. Their eyes are sullen and lined with exhaustion, but they’re also big and brown with a feathery fan of black lashes. Their mouth is flattened out with irritation, but that can’t hide the perfect curve of a Cupid’s bow or the pout of their lips.

“The Lash did not see you there.”

“Yeah, I’d hope not,” they say dryly. Their voice is low and soft, jumping straight from between his ears to between his legs.

All thoughts of his other teammates vanish from his mind. This is the one.

“It’s your lucky day. A lot of people would kill to get crushed by the Lash.”

Their mouth twitches, but he probably only notices because he’s still staring at it. “I’ll try to be more grateful next time.”
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
where my mental state has been for at least a year now:
screenshot from discord. "crawling across gravel and broken glass begging my friends to get into Deadlock with me. the fandom, not the game. I wouldn't punish them like that rn."
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
also hate that work has kept me so busy. I know if I had more time to write I would be cranking out SO MUCH (more) Deadlock smut!! I have so many ideas! so many things on the backburner! look at this shit 😭
a list of (mostly mature/explicit) Deadlock fanfic ideas
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the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic @robocryptid.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
this #WIPWednesday I’m poking at scenes I don’t even remember writing
Excerpt from a Deadlock fanfic:

Pocket ends this glorious push with a whimper of pain. So much for that burst of confidence. They try to stand, but they can’t put weight on the leg. Their stumble should drop them face first on the pavement. Instead a strong pair of hands grabs them.
“The Lash has to do everything around here,” he says, slinging Pocket into his arms like they weigh all of five pounds. 
“Ow,” they mutter when it jostles their injured leg. They don’t fight the general situation though; what point is there? They can’t walk yet.
What they did not consider was what it might feel like to be cradled against Lash’s… generous… chest, or to feel his huge arms around them. They glance up, but he’s mostly chin and mustache from here — from a lot of angles, really — which helps temper the rising heat in their cheeks. As soon as their leg heals, they are going to do everything in their power to wipe this moment from their mind.
In the meantime, they’re curious. “Why are you helping me?”
“The Lash can’t resist a damsel in distress,” he says like it’s obvious. 
“I’m not— never mind.”
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