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Robocoko

@robocoko.bsky.social
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Covering the WNBA with no stats, just vibes✨ Podcaster at The Sixth Podcast of the Year

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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Why do they look like your favorite lesbian couple
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Azurá uses the tears in the eyes emoji here because she is so sad to see her bully and nemesis succeed
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
DISGUSTED by this Scooby slander
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Did y’all know Phoenix’s mascot is canonically an alien drawn to Phoenix by the chants of the Mercury crowd?
Scorch is an extraterrestrial visitor from the fiery planet Mercury. In 2002,
an unusual energy spike appeared on Scorch’s radar and he was sent on
a mission to investigate. Scorch hopped in his spaceship and followed
his compass to The Valley in Phoenix, Arizona on Earth. When he arrived,
he quickly discovered the source of the soundwaves; it was the Mighty
Mercury chant from the X-Factor fanbase of the Phoenix Mercury. Scorch
was overwhelmed by the X- factor’s excitement, joy, and love, creating
an instant and unbreakable bond with the team and the city.
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Caught this creeper shot
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The worst time of the year :( Shoutout to @acrossthetimeline.com for keeping me sadly informed
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Z once again hanging out with her nemesis and her wife. Clearly plotting her next move.
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Check out Azurá’s insta where you can see her simmering with anger over Sloot’s latest comments
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The bracket where I picked all my least favorite teams to win is doing great lol
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Watching Asia Wilson play basketball 🥹
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’m not going to pretend I have some elite ball knowledge I’m bringing to the pod but the thing that pisses me off about this review is them trying to make it ✨whimsical ✨ at the end
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
😭😭😭😭😭
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Shoutout to our short queen COY
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Deep thoughts on tennis
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
SKY WIN
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Who scalped Grover?
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Skye also sick of watching Chicago Sky basketball
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Hilarious stuff from our girls
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Big Sloot, Little Sloot
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Courtney Vandersloot is my favorite wife guy. Here she is hyping up the crowd’s chants for Allie. 🎥: @aerievanmeter.bsky.social
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
At the Allie Quigley game
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Sky playing good basketball
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
WNBA TikTok is unreal
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
💫😇💫
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
She’s trying to protect my feelings
Cat sitting in front of score bug
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Augusta National and Shoal Creek did not let in black members until the 90s. The fact that Christine cannot see how race and racism fundamentally shape these two stories is why she needs to stop publishing immediately. She’s embarrassing herself.
Christine Brennan tweet: “
A quick spin around social media finds people who are upset that Caitlin Clark fans are new to
WBB and there only for Clark. I covered Tiger Woods the length of his career and can attest that many Tiger fans were new to golf and there only for Tiger — and golf welcomed them.”
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Obsessed with Mabrey pulling out the Too Small
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
work
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Text: NOBODY WATCHES MEN’S SPORTS. BYE.

Picture of Saniya Rivers holding purse that says “THE WNBA BEEN POPPIN”
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Why you should root for the Washington Mystics:
Category is... former champions; potentially flailing

* Brittney Sykes’ personality on the court was the first thing that got me back into the WNBA. She’s having fun 100% of the time, and you will too
* Rookie Kiki Iriafen says “joy is my superpower.” Love!
* Stefanie Dolsen is the queen of Halloween and the queen of insisting she has never fouled in her life
* Finally free of the tyranny of the nepo-Thibaults

Downsides: The dream of Elena Delle Donne’s return is officially dead :(
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Why you should root for the Seattle Storm:
Category is... Super Team

* Skylar Diggins could get more competitive over a game of H.O.R.S.E. than you’ve ever been about anything in your entire life
* Madam President Nneka Ogwumike leads the WNBA Players’ Association and is not currently committing any human rights atrocities
* All female ownership group including legend Sue Bird!
* Girls love Gabby Williams’ swag (it’s me, I’m Girls)

Downsides: There was talk last season of a racial discrimination case against the coach. Unclear what happened!!
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Why you should root for the Phoenix Mercury:
Category is... Super Team?!

* Love to spend money on talent, so they are always loaded up with All Stars
* Call their fans the “X Factor.” Okay!
* Kahleah Copper can out-run and out-dress you
* They call Satou Sabally a “unicorn” because she’s a big with finesse guard skills. Can’t relate!
* Alyssa Thomas will run a girl over like a Mack truck (positive)

Downsides: Without Diana Taurasi, may no longer be the league leaders in technicals and all-around nonsense
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Why you should root for the New York Liberty:
Category is... Contenders

* Reigning champions, baby!!!!!
* Ellie the Elephant is THE mascot of the league and there is simply no competition
* Finals MVP Jonquel Jones seemingly spent most of the offseason celebrating in her home country of the Bahamas (as she should)
* Unreasonably hot WNBA couple Tash Cloud and Izzy Harrison are now on the same team

Downsides: Owner treats the players well but is the billionaire cofounder of Alibaba so he still gets the side-eye from me
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Why you should root for the Minnesota Lynx:
Category is... Contenders

* Cheryl Reeve has been the head coach for 14 years and taken them to the Finals 7 times. That means HALF of the time she makes the Finals, and more than half of those times she has won!!
* Napheesa Collier is going to win MVP anytime now and may be Finals MVP soon too (see above)
* Courtney Williams adds an unmatched level of swagger to any team she joins. Her dad is her number #1 fan. The rest of us are all competing for #2
* Alanna Smith is a delightful Aussie who finds herself getting the silliest and most improbable (minor) injuries every season

Downsides: Cheryl hired my nemesis Eric Thibault as an assistant coach, and I don’t want to talk about it
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Robocoko @robocoko.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Why you should root for the Los Angeles Sparks:
Category is... Fun Young Players

* Feels like they are building something good here with their young core of players. Not contending this year but they will be soon
* Rae Burrell proclaimed “they don’t want me to be great” when she got multiple foul calls in a row and I’ve been a fan ever since
* Cameron Brink and Rickea Jackson would be full-time models if they weren’t so good at basketball, but now you get to see their walk-in fits for free
* Dearica Hamby once hit a half-court heave to kill my team’s playoffs, and I’m still a mega fan. She’s just that good

Downsides: Carmeron Brink will still be out to start the season :(
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