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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 31/08/2026

I needed a proxy for Bloodletter of Aclazotz, so uhhhh... Original (sick AF) art by A. Timofeev: www.deviantart.com/archvileart/...

A proxy for the Magic: the Gathering card "Bloodletter of Aclazotz".
The art depicts a lovely redhead nourishing someone who is famished.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 27/08/2026

On the one hand, you are a constant source of inspiration and I admire you immensely. On the other hand, this is entirely your fault.

Reprieve, a Magic: the Gathering Instant card, featuring Joe Camel. It reads "Return target spell to its owner's hand. Draw a card."

No AI was used to make this utter bullshit.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 18/08/2026

This must be what Hell is like.

A screenshot of Street Fighter IV CE running on Android. It is a horrid mess. Hundreds, if not thousands, of man hours went into this, and this is all they could muster.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 14/08/2026

Dreaming about the Wendy's Mozzarella Chicken Supreme sandwich with that creamy parmesan sauce... 🤤

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 17/06/2026

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 27/05/2026

En tu honor, ataco con 30 colonias de ratas +31/+0 😌🇵🇷

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 24/05/2026

PROTIP: Do not take your car to Tire Kingdom.

A wheel stud whose threads have been royally fucked up.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 24/05/2026

Saving this one for November.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 14/05/2026

I love fixing these lil' guys. Can't wait for that 128GB SSD to finally show up.

A white Zune 30GB with "Beyond the Quiet", by Serena Malyon, as the background.

A white Zune 30 GB playing "Dolor", by iLe

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 04/05/2026

The only way Green Day could get FoxBoro Hot Tubs on Faction Punk was to take it over, huh? Why would you rebrand a punk station to include the name of a band notorious for hating the label?

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 04/05/2026

I dunno know who will even get this reference, but my mental image of Segante is just Sano from Hana-Kimi.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 20/04/2026

おもいではいつもキレイだけど

A screaming seagull. It is screaming the lyrics to Judy and Mary's "そばかす".

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 04/04/2026

I'm sorry mom, but I'm in a gang, now. I've finally found people that accept me for what I truly am: An absolute degenerate on the C1.

A "Rolling Guy" vinyl decal on the rear passenger window of my white Scion FR-S.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 16/03/2026

Not only was I not able to buy the Dandân deck because it sold out as I was checking out, I also got incorrectly flagged as bot traffic by AWS Cloudfront. By the time I realized this and hopped on a VPN, the deck was sold out. Bring back print to demand.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 27/02/2026

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

An arrow, composed of small snail shells, hidden in a small clearing on the grass. It points home.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 22/02/2026

Insane pull from my first @sorcerytcg.bsky.social Arthurian Legends box. 🥹

An Unseelie Court card from the Sorcery TCG, except it's a curio. It depicts the in-progress art for Unseelie Court, with a third of the painting still in sketch form.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 20/02/2026

Gatekeeping the tutorial island behind a paywall is diabolical. It's been real, but that's it for me. Uninstalling skate. ✌️

Uninstall skate. It's not going to get any better. They're just going to continue monetizing every minute aspect of the game until it inevitably dies.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 19/02/2026

Y'now what, that's fair. Chivalry II is not for the young folk.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 18/02/2026

Literally this. Decades from now, scholars will reflect on how we went from Idiocracy being a dystopian absurdist comedy to becoming a dead accurate documentary.

Frito, from Idiocracy, sporting his iconic shirt, which is covered in corporate logos, including Costco.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 16/02/2026

Trying to get into the habit of taking pictures of the silly lil' tokens I end up drawing in my #MtG games.

A 1/1 white Human token. It depicts a crudely-drawn Japanese ruffian school kid popping a squat and smoking a cigarette in front of a vending machine.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 05/02/2026

Got paid this morning, so you know what that means! 🏳️‍⚧️

A thank you message for donating to Trans Lifeline. It reads: "Thank You! Thank you for your donation. Your support means a lot to us and helps us achieve our mission. Your generosity will make a meaningful difference in the lives of those we serve."

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 05/02/2026

I regret to inform my Commander pod that I have been Sorcery-pilled.

A hand holding a foil Lord of Destruction card from the TCG "Sorcery". The card depicts a fiery, horned demon. The rules text says "Destroys sites it strikes and other minions there". Hell yeah.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 03/02/2026

I have been Bella Sara pilled. I can never go back.

A Bella Sara card, and oddly enough it's Bella & Sara! The art depicts a beautiful white horse with a black snoot, presumably the titular Bella. Prancing alongside the horse is who I assume is Sara, a blonde, long-haired fairie, clad in ballerina attire. The background is on some Lisa Frank shit. The card itself is foil. Fuck yeah.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 02/02/2026

Happy Birthday to my favorite 1/1 Faerie creature token with Flying!

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 27/01/2026

I am writing this on a Docomo phone, while in the US. I am gutted, heartbroken. I will never emotionally recover from this.

"This item isn't available in your country" ahh screenshot.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 17/01/2026

Guess who forced Golgari elves at the #LorwynEclipsed pre-release and went 0-4 last night? 🥲 I regret nothing.

Oh fuck yeah, it's two High Perfect Morcant cards! One of them is foil! Insert your preferred goth elf mommy joke here.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 01/01/2026

I have outdone myself. I don't know where to go from here; there are no more mountains left to climb. 😔

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 31/12/2025

There are times, however brief, that I think #EAskate might be the greatest game of all time.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 11/12/2025

Fuck a Spotify Wrapped. I wanna hear 'bout your Nintendo Music Year in Review.

René has spent 540 minutes listening in 2025.

My favorite tracks in 2025 were

1. Hang Glider (from Pilotwings 64)
2. Birdman (from Pilotwings 64)
3. Rocket Belt (from Pilotwings 64)

My most listened-to playlists in 2025 were:

1. Top Tracks (from Pilotwings 64)
2. All Tracks (from Pilotwings 64)
3. Top Tracks (from Pilotwings)
4. Top Tracks (from Pilotwings Resort)

My most listened-to games in 2025:

1. Pilotwings 64
2. Wave Race 64
3. Pilotwings
4. Pilotwings Resort

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 02/12/2025

TNT is forever a boy in my stable.

The coolest motherfucker you've ever seen, El Karateka Ninja TNT. He is brandishing a katana.

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 15/11/2025

Went 0-3 at the pre-release 🥲 but at least @coolstuffinc.com gave me TWO @mtgnerdgirl.bsky.social tokens! That's double the Hammies!

Two MTGNerdGirl creature tokens. One is a 2/2 Eldrazi Spawn and it features Nerd Girl building an Eldrazi Corgi Snowthing with Hammie! The other is a 1/1 Ally and it features Nerd Girl cosplaying as Kitara, and Hammie is cosplaying as Momo!

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robooOoOoobeau 👻 @robobeau.com · 26/10/2025

"But René, there's ludonarrati—" SHUT THE FUCK UP. There is no amount of payoff worth putting up with this. It is cynically padded to inflate engagement metrics. This difficulty setting is a straight-up lie.

The "New Game" screen in Silent Hill f. The "Action" option is set to "Story".

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