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Rob Loasby

@robloasby.bsky.social
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Long term fan of Nottingham Forest #NFFC Follows all two-wheel sport - Cycling, MotoGP, Superbikes Also follows UK Politics Music - Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, 70s rock

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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 1h
The ability to fly might come in useful for when the car’s self driving system sends it off a cliff or into a river.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 1h
She’ll be taken on by Fox News as a newsreader soon.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 1h
Company made me do it in late 1990s without realising I’d previously done it. First time made me miss out on a job, but knowing the methods meant the second was diametrically opposite and the result they were looking for. And yes, it is bollocks.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 23h
Tick tick, JD. Tick tock…
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
James Donald Bowman is what we call in the UK a right lying c*nt.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Not so much of a Prime Minister, more of a Thomas Cromwell, considering he also knew how to manipulate an irrational and unpredictable king.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
How many more councillors have you lost this week?
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He’s more likely to gift it back to Putin.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If it’s *that* BBC, he won’t be able to sit comfortably.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Says the guy wearing makeup?
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ford Prefect
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And suddenly, at the first mention of the EU in a long time, Spock rises from the mire.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Delusions of dementia.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He’d probably get Tommeh and Thommo and their blackshorts to do the job.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The return of Trussonomics?
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What would be the reaction from Trump or his acolytes and media sycophants if a Democrat suggested Iran “take out” Mar A Lago?
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Or he’s been briefed on a planned false flag operation just before the midterms, blaming Iran.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wouldn’t their body-worn cameras confirm what actually happened? How about they release the footage?
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Too many egos wanting to impose their own ideologies. Could you actually envisage Badenoch, Farage and Lowe working together?
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trying to claw back RefUK/Restore voters from Farage and Lowe, rather than anything ideological. Most businesses want to rejoin, most people do as well going by polls.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A concrete grower’s gathering.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If the voters of Newark have any sense, he’ll be toast at the next election. Although it’s currently neck and neck between Tory and Reform, which suggests they are totally lacking in sense.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Salad at the bad cafe.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because said war criminal is up for re-election and needs to show he’s still relevant? Expect much the same as the US Midterms approach.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just send the moron to Yemen and let him get on with preaching his bile to them.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rule takers? Who wrote most of the rules when they were still in the EU? Wasn’t it the UK?
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All those fighting-age men hiding their faces. They should volunteer to stand on the beaches of the Falklands in case Argentina tries to invade by dinghy.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There seems to be plenty of young British people with plenty of time on their hands to attend protests about those “illegal immigrants”. Perhaps they should get jobs in the care sector to look after the elderly?
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Neither him nor Wupert Lowe will be happy until they get to see results from Ancestry DNA tests to see just how British those lads are.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dressed in black and wearing ballies? Probably “patriots” thinking the air base needs protection from boat people landing in the middle of leafy Gloucestershire.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Of course. I needed one when doing voluntary work, and again when delivering groceries for a supermarket, because they involved dealing with people. So why not councillors? Unless they have something to hide…
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If all blue states did that, how would red states survive?
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why not rename Little Saint James island in his name, given he spent so much time there?
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Something about leopards eating faces comes to mind.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The look that says “tick, tock” as the mid terms get closer, and he sees that the media has turned against him, while the rest of the world see his regime as on its last legs.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So by her definition of what constitutes being English, Farage isn’t English as he’s descended from Huguenots, nor are his half-German children. Quite a rabbit hole for Reform to go down.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hope you called it Guinness.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He missed “Send me to fight the Nazis”. I wonder why. Did he not want to upset his bosses?
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Has he started a gofundme appeal to pay for the pumping out yet?
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Canada and Mexico will be building some great big walls.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Trump organisation secures the right to open a resort on the Greenland coast.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On a positive note, it means that any country flying F35s can now buy parts from Temu or Aliexpress.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Currently diesel is around the equivalent of CAD3.50/L here in the UK.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just tell them that the worst culprit for disseminating chemtrails is Air Force One.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The diesel I bought today was UKP1.86/litre, which is roughly equivalent to USD9.36/US gallon, and still going up. Thanks, Donald, you muppet.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No he’s not. He’s a dirty old man. His son said so.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Reprimanded”? How about giving those arrogant arseholes a few choice Anglo-Saxon words followed by “off”?
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And the punctuation. He’s too thick to use it correctly.
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Rob Loasby @robloasby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He won’t shut up about it, that’s for sure.
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